Looking for Chinese habits, culture, or things or jokes that are funny when told to Japanese people

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Four surgeons sat together and talked about the kind of people they like to operate on. The first doctor said: "I like to operate on librarians the most." Surgery. When you open their bodies, everything inside is arranged in alphabetical order. The second doctor said, "My favorite thing is to do surgery on accountants." When you open their bodies, everything is in numerical order. A third doctor said, "My favorite thing is to operate on electricians. When you open up their bodies, everything is coded by color." A fourth doctor said, "My favorite thing to do is operate on Japanese people." "The other three doctors looked at each other and expressed doubts. One of them asked what. The fourth doctor said because they have no heart, liver, spine, and butt and head can be interchanged.

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A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." "The operator said, "I'm sorry, he died last week. "The next day, the man called again and wanted to talk to Taro. This time the operator was a little bored and said, "I've been telling you that he died last week." Why are you still on the phone? "The man said, "Because I just like hearing about it. "

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A Japanese was eating in a Chinese restaurant. When the waiter brought a plate of lobster, the Japanese asked: What do you do with the leftover shrimp? Shell? ""Of course it's thrown away," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO!" The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China." After a while, the waiter served it again On a plate of fruit, the Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What do you do with the leftover lemon peel?" "Of course, throw it away," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO!" The Japanese shook their heads and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peels are sent to the factory to be made into fruits, and then sold to you in China." When checking out, the Japanese Chewing gum, he asked the waiter with a smile: "What do you do with the leftover gum?" "Of course you spit it out," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO!" The Japanese shook his head and said proudly, "In Japan, the chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into sets, and then sold to you in China." The waiter asked impatiently : "Then do you know how to dispose of used condoms in China?" "Of course, throw them away." Japanese said. The waiter shook his head and said: "NO! NO! NO! In China, used condoms are sent to the factory, made into chewing gum, and then sold to Japan."

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