Winter solstice joke

1, autumn has gone, and the early winter morning is full of vitality. The breeze is blowing on the branches. Just like welcoming Dong Er! Perhaps, I have a soft spot for winter, and this cool north wind has become warmer.

2. Some people coax you when you are sad, and some people quarrel with you when you are happy. Some people say yes, eat jiaozi when you are in beginning of winter. It feels good to be needed and kept in your heart.

3. Warmth begins with you, please care about me.

Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.

5. In beginning of winter, the weather is getting colder. In ancient times, people who have worked for a year also have a rest. The weather will be very suitable for a snow and it will be very comfortable to sit around the stove and warm a bowl of muddy wine.

If you ask me what my dream is now, I will definitely tell him that I don't want to spend the winter any more.

7. Watch the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

8. It is getting colder and colder this winter. I asked my father when we could buy air conditioners. Dad frowned awkwardly and went to buy it tomorrow. The next day, my father came home with a rusty second-hand air conditioner. If he tells us it's cold, he will lift the air conditioner and give it a few lifts to warm himself up.

9. The weather is very cold. Those who have girlfriends hug girlfriends, those who have boyfriends hug boyfriends, and I, I am awesome. I'm not cold.

10, the winter rain is biting, don't pass by, just leave tenderness.