Kneel for a particularly short original sketch. 200 points, 50 extra points!

Author: Ye

A: Attention, all departments. The campus broadcast is about to start. Are you ready, lighting engineer, sound engineer and director? All right! Countdown! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (the opening music begins) Now, beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep China Broadcasting, willy-nilly, has started broadcasting now! Hello, listeners! Welcome to the special program "Our Finance College" broadcast on campus. I'm He Jiong, the host. Ladies and gentlemen, don't think that I have any special relationship with He Jiong, the host of Happy Camp on Hunan Satellite TV. In fact, we have nothing in common except that we are all excellent hosts and look a little outstanding. (Playing music) The School of Finance and Economics in 2004 galloped away in our minds, and the School of Finance and Economics in 2005 came with great vigour. Looking back at the Finance Institute in 2004, how many brave and energetic people were there. How many rookies stand out on the court and stage, and how many couples go their separate ways in love! Guangxi University of Finance and Economics will develop with the progress of the times, but the broadcasting style of campus radio stations remains unchanged. All this is thanks to the strong support and sponsorship of Happiness Shoes Factory to our campus radio station. We are here to express our gratitude. The director of Happiness Shoes Factory will be a guest on our campus radio station later, and invited a sophomore majoring in business administration as a special guest of this campus radio program. She will be a guest at our campus radio station, telling us about our College of Finance and Economics and her new life experience. In order to familiarize the audience with this sophomore, I will introduce her personal profile to you next. Her name is Wei * * Gender: female height * * * Age: 20 (the actual age does not match the appearance, it doesn't matter if you don't look carefully, it belongs to superficial aging) Hobbies: fooling! Major: Fudge School: Chief Teacher and Senior Sister of Fudge School in the Department of Business Administration. Personal famous saying: I don't know if I don't fool, I will be shocked if I fool! Personal motto: Kindness! Want to see her true face, have a rest, don't go away, and reveal the answer immediately after the advertisement!

One of the advertisements of Happiness brand insoles: Guo Zi, are you happy? Mom, did you have a good time? My mother is happy, I am happy, and I am unlucky! Then you can use happiness brand insoles, and you don't have to know. It will be very shocking to use, so that you can meet happiness every day!

A: After the commercial, we will continue to broadcast. This campus radio station was broadcast under the strong support and sponsorship of Happiness brand insole factory. Thank you! Then we'll invite the special guests of this issue right away! Please welcome Wei!

A: Hello! Hello! Please do it!

Thank you!

A: Say hello to the freshmen first! (Say everyone)

B: Hello, listener friends, thank you! Thank you!

A: (with emotion) A saint said it well! Appearance is a business card made by God. A good-looking person is naturally easy to be liked by others, appreciated by friends and favored by the opposite sex. I have long heard that all the girls in the Department of Business Administration have the appearance of blue moon embroidery and the beauty of sinking fish and falling geese. I really liked it when I saw it today.

B: Yo! I am flattered. I am flattered. You're not bad either. Moderator, I know your name very well! You are also a great talent in our department. Today, you look like a bug in the crowd.

A: Hey! Is there such a compliment?

B: Wrong! It's the dragon among people!

A: Gold glows wherever it is placed. Finally someone knows the goods, hehe! I'm emotional. When I'm emotional, I'll get down to business. May I call you * *?

B: Of course! Sure!

A: Look! Today, our topic mainly points to the freshmen in Finance College, so you are also a freshman and have the experience of being a freshman, so! Then I'll ask the question in detail. First of all, I want to ask why you want to apply for Guangxi University of Finance and Economics.

B: Because it has always been my dream to go to finance college, and Guangxi University of Finance and Economics is the only undergraduate finance college in Guangxi. In the near future, it will become the only university of finance and economics in Guangxi. I will try my best to become the elite of Finance College and make contributions to the continued prosperity of the College!

A: That's good. It's so touching. I think not only you, but every freshman here and not here, including every brother and sister in the School of Finance and Economics, have the obligation and mission to make the school of Finance and Economics a better tomorrow, right?

B: That's right! This is our common mission!

A: I am particularly interested in one thing. What is the first thing you want to do when you come to Finance College?

B: Here!

A: Maybe it's been a long time. Forget it. Never mind, take your time!

B: Tell the truth!

A: Of course, we are doing our own family. Say what you have!

B: I'm afraid the first thing is to go to the toilet!

A: Why is it open?

Well, I went to school at night. When my senior sister led me to the dormitory and my roommates warmly welcomed me as an unexpected guest in the middle of the night, I eagerly asked my roommates, where is the toilet? From that moment on, my freshman life began!

I see. Can you understand? The so-called people have three urgent things!

Let's change the subject!

Good advice! Let's talk about the next topic, postpartum care of sows!

B: What!

A: This is the topic of going to the countryside!

B: Oh! Go!

A: Good! That's right. Where did you go to the School of Finance most often in the past year?

B: That depends on the canteen of Finance College. There are many kinds of food, complete dishes, cheap prices, and places where handsome guys often haunt! !

A: Times have changed. Do all handsome guys run to the canteen? Why?

B: to see beautiful women, of course!

A: Then why not choose the canteen instead of other places?

B: Nonsense, that beautiful woman doesn't want to eat!

A: That makes sense! Tomorrow, I will also go to the canteen to squat.

Let's stop here and have a rest. After the commercial, let's talk!

Happiness brand insole series advertisement 2: cough! I have corns on my feet, just like youth bean on my face, which is particularly uncomfortable. Walking is particularly uncomfortable, but since I used the happiness brand insole bought by my lover, hey! Not to mention, it's really right to lift these feet. The corns are gone, and it's convenient to walk. Happiness brand insoles make corns disappear without a trace, and the soles are more outstanding!

It's time for the express delivery in the canteen! Good news! Good news! The price of food in the sixth canteen of Finance College has been greatly reduced, which ensures that you spend the least money and get the greatest return for your stomach. There are still exquisite gifts to send after eating, and the quantity is limited. Eat early and arrive early, so it's now or never.

A: After a period of advertising and express, let's continue the topic just now, * *!

B: Hmm!

A: It is said that we are girls from the Business Administration Department of Finance College! Everyone is a management talent! There is a strong woman in this bone. Who says women are inferior to men? Nothing else! According to my observation, the girls' aisle in our department is particularly distinctive, right?

B: That's right! Yo! You even noticed this.

A: Observation is the most important thing. There is nothing to do at ordinary times, so I squatted on the side of the road to observe the girls' aisle. Let's observe this observation. I found that anyone who doesn't look at people seriously must be a girl in our department.

B: Hey! Of course! As a girl in the department of business administration, walking on the road can't bring shame to our department! Keep your head up in the aisle, keep your eyes straight ahead, and don't look at people.

A: Then how do girls in our department look at people when they walk?

With airbags, of course (side lights).

A: Ah! Use airbags (side lights)

B: Where do you want to go? Bare arms are the corners of your eyes!

A: That's strabismus! Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! I wonder why you don't look at it with your large intestine!

A: Just eyes are enough!

B: It's not enough to use your eyes. You have to put your hands in your pockets, keep a serious expression and cough coldly. This shows the style of our strong woman!

A: Oh! But let me see, hands in pockets, serious expression, and a pair of black sunglasses. It is broken. This is a girl from the School of Finance and a female spy from the School of Finance!

A: Hey! When it comes to girls in the department of business administration, you can't ignore boys. Can you tell me something about the characteristics of boys in our department?

B: Speaking of characteristics, all the boys in our department are awesome! In my life and study, I always have high standards and strict requirements for myself. Even when I was in love, I set myself "three major disciplines and eight attentions". Because of this boy from other departments, the boys in our department have a unified nickname!

A: What nickname?

B: It's called March 8th Festival.

A: That's it? I am still "49 Lin Chong". It is said that all the water margin characters have come out! Don't always introduce the characteristics of our students! Boys and girls in other departments have no characteristics?

B: Yes! The girls in the accounting department are careful in calculation, and the financial trend is full of confusion. You should borrow some money from them! Take a squint and tell you to fuck off! When it comes to cooperation to make money, the idea is like the flood of the Yellow River, which shows that accounting girls are extremely tough in their economic minds!

A: Yes! I was sweating after listening to it. What happened to that boy? I heard that all boys in their department walk with their heads down?

Why do you walk with your head down?

A: I don't understand. You can find money when you walk like this!

B: It's also a good way to get rid of poverty and treat happiness! Worth popularizing!

A: What are the characteristics of male and female students in the accounting department of the first department of Finance College?

B: I can't even tell the difference! Those who have an abacus in their hands, slung it over their waist and shoulders, and the abacus is still ringing when they walk are students of the accounting department.

A: Oh! When it comes to the characteristics of this hand, the most interesting thing is the faithful boy. Their hands have never been idle except sleeping, and everything is moving. The fingers of their left hand are moving up and down, and the fingers of their right hand are moving irregularly in all directions. Suddenly, they were a little free to cook a meal, holding a bowl in their left hand and shaking with a spoon in their right hand. What they know is that there are too many computers used in professional courses, I don't know! I thought I was crazy!

(About the director of Happiness brand insoles)

Excuse me, does He Jiong Sun work here?

A: Isn't this the director of Happiness brand insoles? Oh, dear! Welcome to visit!

You're welcome! Last time I took two pairs of happiness insoles back to use, okay?

A: Yes! Of course it works!

Really? Here, take two pairs of insoles back to use. That's not enough. Sufficient inventory!

Director, what's that smell you're talking about!

C: Isn't this necessary for work? It's about two northeast customers!

A: Director, they are all out on the tramp. Can they be immoral? Let me know if you need help.

C: I don't know! Still full of loyalty! One thing is, didn't our factory sponsor 100 pairs of happiness brand insoles for the basketball team of the Department of Business Administration last time? I heard that after using it, the effect is good and the record is brilliant!

Yes, it is!

C: So, I want to expand my business and find an image spokesperson for Happiness brand insoles in Finance College. Is there any way?

A: You're welcome. Don't! Is it not endorsement? I'll broadcast the news right away. You just have to listen! By the way, give you a free advertisement!

The third advertisement of Happiness brand insole series: My children are anorexic, picky eaters and prone to catch a cold since they have beriberi. What should I do? After using Happiness brand insoles, I have recovered. I am not anorexic or picky about food. I have grown taller and stronger resistance. Happiness brand insole! It is practical and convenient.

I've been looking for you thousands of miles, and you won't! Do you want to? Do you really want to? Would you like to be the spokesperson of Happiness brand insoles? If you like, please contact this radio station as soon as possible. What's so depressing?