Jokes about big events and small events

An 88-year-old monopoly called his family to bed before he died. Trembling, he took out a car key and a gold card of China Merchants Bank from under his pillow and handed it to his grandson:

"From the day you were born, grandpa wanted to give you a car. Today, I finally realized this wish and can publish it. Don't cut this card, put it next to me when I leave. "

Grandson looked at the car keys and the worn-out China Merchants Bank credit card, and finally understood, tears.

Like rain:

"Grandpa, grandpa, I finally understand, this 66.67 years, why do you insist on brushing fifty thousand pieces every month?

Credit card limit, why do you have to pay back the money on the last repayment date regardless of the wind and rain?

50000 * 12 months * 66.67 = 40 million, 40 million divided by 20 = 2 million points, so you want to change it for me.

That Passat! ! ! ! ! Grandpa, how about this? I'll never have a chance to repay you ... "

The rich man smiled feebly and said, "silly boy, I hope you are happy." You should take good care of this car, even at home.

It's still very comfortable, but it took me a lifetime to buy this car. Besides, if it weren't for God's blessing, we couldn't afford it. Uh-huh ... "

The grandson said, "no, grandpa, it's all your hard work!" " "

The rich man said, "son, don't forget God's mercy. If the central bank stipulates that the maximum credit card limit is not 50,000, and

Just 20 thousand If Passat doesn't produce every day for 60 years, the most important thing is that the points of China Merchants Bank are not permanently valid, and my wish will not fail. "

Sun Tzu said, "I see that this car contains too much." Grandpa, I will love this car as much as I love myself. Don't worry, I will always remember you when I see the car ... "

The rich man nodded with satisfaction: "I still want to thank China Merchants Bank. Permanent valid points have realized my dream, and you will pay it back in the future. "

Like me, all the money is in China Merchants Bank. "

After that, the old man closed his eyes and died, and the family burst into tears.

About wine

There was a man who had a wife, and one day he married a little wife. He made an appointment with his first wife: after eating and drinking red wine, he would sleep with his first wife; Drinking white wine is sleeping with the little wife.

On the first night introduced by the youngest wife, he drank white wine. The next night, he said, "Well, white wine tastes really good!" " "So he drank white wine again. On the third day, he said, "Wow! The more liquor you drink, the better it tastes! " So he drank white wine again.

On the fourth day, he added: "The taste of white wine is really better than that of red wine!" The first wife really couldn't stand it, and said angrily, "Ah, you don't drink red wine, but you have to leave it to the guests?"