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Campus life activities composition 450 words
Taekwondo class: Our school is a characteristic school of Taekwondo, and there is a Taekwondo class every week. In the middle of the class that day, a super tough boy in our class took a black belt on the pole and tied it on his school uniform (in Taekwondo class, he made a mistake without wearing a costume and was still talking there). Then our Taekwondo coach (female, quite young, with short hair and glasses, surnamed Zheng) took a look and said, "Hey! The boy looked at the others and then went over. Chen Uen him, "how many mistakes have you made? The boy thought for a moment and said, "Two things." "Take a black belt?" "Well, three things." "talk back?" "Four items" (quick answer) "Is it a school uniform? (Taekwondo is very particular) "Well, pentathlon" and then coach Zheng told him to lie down (as we all know, it is actually necessary to tear the ligament, which is very painful). Then the boy was angry with the coach. He tripped him and fell to the ground. The boy is still struggling, and the coach is holding his leg. It doesn't matter. He just screamed. When he started tearing it, it was like killing a pig (but it really hurt, not pretending). I guess the whole building heard it. After tearing, the boy sat on the ground and couldn't get up. Zheng looked at him and said, "What? Do you still want to ... "Then the boy quickly got up and went back. Seeing this, everyone thinks coach Zheng is cruel. Actually, coach Zheng is quite good. She told us that she never wrote' I made a mistake' when she wrote a self-criticism book at school, but wrote' I made a mistake' (I don't know what that means: she never gives up, she is a good coach. This is the answer I asked online, not what I thought)
Politics: Our former political teacher went to be the head teacher, and then gave us a new political teacher. The first class left a very bad impression on us. In the second class, we made her cry (she just graduated from college), which frightened us. We quickly apologized and then performed a sketch. This class just passed (she didn't sign us up), but it also gave us a deeper understanding of her.
After class, it's time to talk about duty week. When we were on duty last semester, Zhao Guangrui was in charge of us (a fat male teacher with glasses, who looks like a Kung Fu Panda, can play Tai Chi, and sometimes is funnier than Kung Fu Panda). The only advantage of being on duty with him is to honk the horn. One night after school, I went with him to check the cleaning situation of class one at night. When I arrived in Class 3, Grade 7, I went in and saw the head teacher of Class 3 marking papers at the back. Then Miss Zhao said to me, "The podium is unqualified" (that means let me write it down). On hearing this, the head teacher of Class Three said, "This is not clean. What do you think? " Then he said, "If you want to pass the exam, invite me to dinner." The class teacher of Class 3 said, "Come on, get out!" After I came out, I told him "You are too dark" (I knew him well at that time). After listening, I said, "It's still dark. Just ignore her asking for 500. " Faint on the spot (no penalty in the end, just kidding)
Another time, it was also a night inspection, and there was another value perimeter-the girls in Grade Three were walking in the corridor because we had to record. So I have to turn on the light, and then I have to turn off the light. At that time, I walked in front, and Zhao Guangrui was in the middle, a third-grade student (we were familiar with her at that time). Zhao Guangrui said, "Go and turn off the light". Turn off the lights according to a reasonable value (walk behind and the lights are behind). I told her to turn it off, and we quarreled. Zhao Guangrui looked at her and kicked me. At that time, I forgot what I said, and then Zhao Guangrui said, "I never thought of you as a girl." I was not angry at that time, but I still loved being with him. (funny) howl ~ ~
This is my campus life. Even if I have conflicts with my classmates and teachers, I will forget them indifferently. The campus is beautiful and happy.
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