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Chatting with Han people
1, what to drink in winter, I don't know how to care for you. 2. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Brother, did you drop this brick? 4. Give you a life advice. What advice? I suggest you stay with me. 5. Nice to meet you soon. Where is it? In my dream. Nothing lasts forever, but I will stay with you for a long time. 7. Do you think there is something wrong with my leg? No, I can't walk as soon as I see you. 8. Didn't your mother teach you to reciprocate? I like you, so you should stay with me. 9. When are you free to marry me? 10, you must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Otherwise, why do I want to bubble up as soon as I see you? 1 1. Do you know what season I like? No, I like your season. 12. If I can only live one day for the rest of my life, I hope that day is yours. 13. Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. I like a person, and then what? Then she asked, and then what? I am a grain of sand, and you are a horse. Together, we are a piece of Shaqima. I think you should be very busy recently. Just look at the first three words. I have never seen you, because you have always been in my heart. "I like you very much" 19. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone. 20. I'm a little busy recently. I like you. What are you busy with? 2 1. Brother, are you nearsighted? No wonder you can't see that I like you. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. 23. When I met you, God only said four words in my ear: "Destiny takes a hand". 24. "I have bad news for you" and "What bad news?" "My thoughts about you are not simple." 25. "How long have you been single?" Since birth, I am sorry to have kept you waiting. 26. Can you lend me your cup? "Why?" "Because I want to lend you my life." 27. "Do you like cats or dogs", "dogs" and "Wang Wang Wang" 28. "You look like one of my relatives" and "Who do you look like?" "My mother's son-in-law" 29, "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me." 30. "If you are Tinker Bell, what do you think I am?" I don't know. What is it? "I stayed because the bell rang (thinking)!" 3 1, "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "me." 32. "I still like the spicy strips you ate as a child, regardless of date. 33. "Come with me. ""why? " "When you were a child, the teacher didn't teach you to take valuables with you? "Chatting with China people 2 1. What are you? Cow. No, you belong to me. 2. It's better to chat with me when it's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou. I think you are like a game. What game? My world. 4. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out. 5. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%. Are you blind? You hit me in the heart. 7. Can you help me with some washing? Wash what? Like me. 8. Don't complain, give me a hug. 9. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "Why" and "Suitable for marriage". "10, beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.
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