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1. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.

2. A bad friend who has been with you for a long time is better than countless dog friends.

If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.

4. Losing weight and saving money are all bullshit. When you cry like a fool when you are frustrated, it is not hot pot, barbecue and cake together, plus buying bags, shoes and lipstick to help you survive.

5. You are not really fat. It's just that when Nu Wa made you out of clay, she used a lot of clay.

Our biggest worry is that our memory is too good. If everything can be forgotten, every day in the future is a new starting point.

7. A kind old gentleman walked slowly in the street and saw a boy trying to ring the doorbell, but he couldn't reach it. So he reached out and rang the doorbell for him. The boy then said to the old man, "Well done, let's run!"

8. If you were drunk today, you wouldn't walk backwards.

9. You can get a good job by investing in the right resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

10, woke up in the middle of the night by the heat, and got up silently to cover my roommate with a quilt.

1 1. Whatever you do, stick to it and don't be afraid of failure. It is said that failure is success. You pursue her baby, of course, you have to smile at * * *.

12 actually, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

13, ugliness is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.

14, fear of father is filial piety, fear of wife is love.

15, don't reveal your wound to others. There are not many doctors in the world, but many people sprinkle salt.

16, the reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

17, time is not pig feed, and time is not a knife to kill pigs. Time becomes feed and knife because you are a pig.

18, I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam, damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and yawned at home. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.

20. If you don't receive an apple on Christmas Eve, or a gift on Christmas Day, please don't feel sad or sad. Then there are New Year's Day, Spring Festival and Valentine's Day, and I get used to it.

2 1, go your own way, do what you want, and let the cat and dog call you!

22, everything can be seen, life can be embarrassing.

23. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

24. Why are you sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

25, when it comes to feelings, I have a headache, invest heavily and waste my life.

26. There must be a great woman behind a successful man and a group of unlucky employees behind a successful boss.

27. Nowadays, advertisements are really girly. My mother can become my sister if she drinks Yili.

28. Teacher, can we change the teaching methods? Like dreams.

29. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

3 1, I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

32. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Keep me single, keep me single, keep me single.

33. Every time I am late for my homework, there are always two little people in my mind. One said forget it, stop writing, and the other said yes.

34. The night is beautiful tonight. I really want to share it with you and enjoy it with you ... but I'm afraid others will look at us differently. After all, it's hard to take a stupid pig out at night without attracting attention!

Maybe you will meet a more beautiful girl than me, a gentler girl, and a girl who loves you more, but they certainly don't eat and sleep with me, which makes me angry.

36. Do you know why I have been single until now? Because there is a saying that rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, not because I am a rabbit, but because I am grass.

37. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find, hey, there is a father! When a man falls in love with you, you will find that one more son is still rebellious!

38. My girlfriend said I was too girly, and I was very angry. I wanted to have a big fight with her, and she didn't think about my mother. In the end, I didn't quarrel with her, and she cried angrily.

39. I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?

40. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

4 1, I can't find my favorite umbrella, I'd rather get wet.

42. I have a heart disease: I dare not ask for leave, because I am afraid that once I ask for leave, it will make no difference whether the company knows me or not.

43. I cut a bitter gourd today, and this product is smiling at me, which makes me unable to eat!

44. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

45. Someone left your number to call you. I am different. I didn't answer.

46. Being a man for the first time. Why should I let you go?

47. I heard that quitting smoking can prolong my life span by ten years, so I quit smoking again and again, quit smoking again and again, and I discovered the secret of immortality.

48. There is a popular saying recently: Cute is nothing in front of sexy! This is indeed a reality, just as ugliness is nothing compared with poverty and weakness!

49. What stars do you see? It's all gum.

50. These days, no one believes that you are a student because you are not puppy love, mean, cheating, rebellious, copying homework or playing mobile phones.

5 1, I vaguely remember that I learned online shopping to save money.

52. You are a mature spare tire, learn to roll by yourself.

I have raised myself so well that I don't want to take advantage of anyone. I have bread. Why should I find someone who can't afford my love and wants to share my bread?

Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly.

55, I am a small veterinarian, who specializes in bragging to young people.

56. Now, what qualifications does a man have to tell his sister to grow old together? I'm bald before my gray hair grows.

57. There are always some people around me who laugh funnier than me.

58. I'm a little short of "special diligence", just a "bitter".

59. Since I know that eating goods is better than hoarding goods crazily, I think I'd better be a foodie.

60. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.

6 1, obviously the same content, why do you always feel that the teacher can't tell the feeling of Qingguo College?

62. When I went out to work years ago, I secretly vowed that I would drive a luxury car and wear sunglasses to go back to my hometown. Today, my dream is half realized. I went back to my hometown with sunglasses today!

63. When I was a child, someone in the village called me an ugly duckling. I felt very happy because I would become a white swan when I grew up. But unexpectedly, now they call me ugly duck.

64. A poor mind is peaceful and a fat mind is dedicated.

65. I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

66. Last night, a buddy got drunk and said, "All right, all right."

A girl who loves to laugh is not too unlucky, but I just want to know, if a girl has been unlucky, I don't know how she can laugh.

68. If you can't get rich overnight, I can accept two nights, or half a month.

Brother Chun is not a pure man, but she is a real man.

70. Maturity means going to work as usual the next morning even if your heart is broken.

7 1, don't touch the teacher during the exam, he really thinks he teaches well!

72. It is very hot, isn't it? It will be cold on Qixi Day.

73. My wife is a very reasonable person. She always asks my permission before hitting me. If I say no, she will hit me until I agree.

74. As long as a courier is still on the road, I feel there is still a little hope in my life.

75. I just deleted all the handsome guys in my circle of friends. Those who can see this, don't ask me why.

76. If today's girls walk in the ancient streets and are dragged back to wash their faces by the emperor at night, will they be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on?

77. When Dayu didn't enter the house for three times, his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and love missed those years.

78. Every wonderful life has a 2B youth.

79. My present situation: poor people can't do bad things, mature people can't be lovers, hungry people don't know what to eat, and sleepy people can't sleep.