Please tell me a joke! Difficulty! Please give me a classic joke about rat poop, and please don’t be obscene if you insult rat poop!

1 One day, my father said to my mother mysteriously and seriously: "There is a mouse in our house!" My mother was shocked! But if you think about it carefully, how could it be? There were mice in the building, so I asked my dad, "Where are the mice? How did you know?" My dad took my mom to the kitchen seriously, took out a kitchen knife and chopping board, pointed to the little black dots stuck on them and said: "Look, there's mouse droppings!" Mom couldn't bear it anymore! Hahahahaha. "I cut the papaya and forgot to brush it! Those are papaya seeds!"

2

My classmates told me such a story.

He was very clever, but unfortunately he was at home waiting for assignments and often had nothing to do when he was full. One day, he went for a walk on the street with two classmates. They came to a gutter in the busy city, squatted down, and then looked inside with all their concentration.

In less than a minute, five or six people stood behind them.

"What are you looking at?" someone asked.

"A big rat, all white, so big!" My classmate gestured.

"Here, the head is exposed!" His accomplices took the opportunity to make noises, and seven or eight heads moved toward the sewer hole.

"It's gone back. It will come out after a while."

In less than ten minutes, people from the same circle had gathered around the gutter, and those on the outside looked in anxiously. Ask people on the upper floors.

"What thing?" "What thing?"

"White-haired mouse, green eyes, two feet long with tail."

"Yo!"

My classmate and his accomplices left quietly.

When they returned from a long walk elsewhere, the place was already crowded, the intersection was blocked, cars were lined up in a long queue, and trucks were squawking like crows.

"What's going on?" My classmate grabbed a man who was standing on tiptoe and asked.

"A big rat." The man waved his hand and squeezed into the circle of people.

Someone shouted from the gutter: "The head is out!"

...What a great stupidity!