Do you have the most classic joke?

One day Cao Cao and Liu Bei were drinking and discussing heroes. The two had a few drinks, and Liu Bei suddenly farted loudly, which was very embarrassing. When he was in embarrassment, he heard Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, everyone, farts come from the rain (rain)!"

As soon as Guan Yu finished speaking, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said: "Everyone, the farts come from the rain (rain)!" Don't be surprised, the fart came from the clouds!"

Just after Zhao Yun said that, Zhang Fei shouted: "The fart just came from the sky!"

Everyone! A burst of laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao did not laugh, he felt deeply about this matter. After sending Liu Bei and others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "When Liu Bei's subordinates saw that their master had made a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for it. They are really loyal. If it is your turn, we can do it. "

Everyone was angry and thought: "It's just bullshit, why is this so difficult!"

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again. Sometimes he wanted to fart and see how his subordinates would react. After holding it in for a long time, I finally managed to force myself out. Everyone had been waiting for a long time. When they heard the sound of "goo", General Xu Chu quickly shouted: "The fart is from Chu (pig)!"

The waiter Wang Lang followed up and said: "The fart is from Lang." "(Wolf) let it go!"

Cao Cao's eyes widened when he heard this. Others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow and rushed to grab him. "It came out!"

"No!" Xu Huang retorted loudly, "The fart came from you!"

Xun You said, "The fart came from You (You)!" ”

Man Chong said: “The fart came from Chong (rushing)”

Jiang Ji said: “The fart came from Ji (squeezing)”

< p>Guo Tu said: "The fart came from Tu (vomiting)!"

Zhong Yao said: "The fart came from Yao (shaking)!"

Then... .

Niu Jin: "The fart is gold (gold)!"

Cao Hong: "The fart is red (red)!"

Zhang Nan: "The fart is from the south (blue)!"

.............

Cao Cao was already blushing and was about to get angry.

Counselor Guo Jia shouted: "It's all wrong, it's all wrong! What everyone said is wrong!".... He is indeed my number one strategist. Cao Cao thought secretly.

Guo Jia then said: "The fart was made by Jia (pinch)!"

Liu Bei and the others were already staggering around laughing...

Cao Cao fainted from anger