Toilet Stories

The boss came back from the bathroom and said, "Wow, there is a woman taking a shit in the bathroom. It stinks, stinks." This complaint is basically once a day.

At this time, I ran through a spit in my head: shit doesn't stink, but does eating stink?

Baidu said: food residues are in the intestine, and some water and electrolytes are absorbed by the mucosa of the large intestine. After being fermented and rotted by bacteria, it turns into feces and is excreted.

Due to different foods, feces have also changed. For example, the feces rich in food in protein are smelly, slightly hard, lumpy, slightly yellowish brown or yellowish in color, and most of them contain Gram-positive bacteria; Feces that eat carbohydrate-rich foods are brown-green, smelly, soft or semi-liquid, acidic, and most bacteria are gram-negative.

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People are not saints, how can they be impartial? They are much annoyed and can't stand anything.

Being hated and being hated are the emotions that a mortal should have. Forgive me for being an amateur.

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Recently, I went to the toilet and found that the toilet has the principle of water pressure balance. Before you flush the toilet, the liquid in the toilet will not increase because you exclude the liquid. It is the same.

Why should I study toilets and shit? Probably really idle.

four

When I watched the debate last night, I suddenly remembered that I had a strong interest in the debate when I was a freshman, and it happened that the school held the debate. I also signed up with great interest and care. Sadly, I was out without any screening. From then on, I began to be afraid of the unknown areas I was interested in. Even if I want to participate again, I won't sign up again for fear of becoming a joke. Now that I think about it, it's funny There is no need to control your own desire to express, because others have no intention.

Now I don't care about anyone's eyes and behavior, what I want to say and do. Live willfully and live up to yourself. Fortunately, I still have a lifetime to enrich myself.

I hope that at the age of 50, I can be the most perfect child in my heart.

five

Why do you like pouting? Because you can't see the law.

six

None of the serial novels I've read online have exceeded single digits, but I really don't care.

Originally, writing is a way to enrich yourself, and nothing has to be fruitful. Get used to it and get over it.

The role is to urge me to code words every day. Although I have little culture and poor writing, perhaps recording is a very successful thing, and if I can persist, it is also worth celebrating.

seven

I am a person who thinks too much and does too little.

I don't like being the first in the exam since I was a child, but I like wandering around 8- 10. No matter what the environment, I can maintain this level. Feeling is a skill.

Too ambitious, too little effort.

It's time to talk less, do more, think more and read more.

eight

Ah ah, I dreamed last night that Keke became a male ticket. Is this a hint to me?

Sunset is a cat: catalogue