The story of the first three minutes of Chinese class

There is a couple, the man is very weak, before doing anything, let his girlfriend try it first, and then he did it! My girlfriend is very dissatisfied with this.

Once, they went out to sea to play, and when they came back, the boat was damaged by the strong wind. Fortunately, their girlfriend grabbed a piece of wood to save their lives. The girlfriend asked her boyfriend, "Are you afraid?" My boyfriend took out a fruit knife from his arms and said, "I'm afraid." But when the shark comes, I will use this against it. "Girlfriend just shake head wry smile.

Soon, a cargo ship found them. Just as they were ecstatic, a group of sharks appeared. His girlfriend shouted, "Let's swim hard together and we'll be fine!" " "My boyfriend suddenly pushed his girlfriend into the sea, and he swam to the freighter alone with a board and shouted," Dear, I'll try first this time! " "

The girlfriend was shocked, looking at her boyfriend's back, sad and desperate. The shark is approaching, but he is not interested in his girlfriend and goes straight to his boyfriend. My boyfriend was bitten by a shark fiercely, and he shouted to his girlfriend like crazy, "I love you."

My girlfriend was rescued and everyone on the deck was silent. The captain sat down beside his girlfriend and said, "Miss, he is the bravest man I have ever seen. Let us pray for him and may he rest in peace! "

The girlfriend said coldly, "He is a coward, a coward!" " ""How can you say that? I have been observing you with a telescope just now. I clearly saw him cut his wrist with a knife after pushing you away. Sharks are very sensitive to the smell of blood. If he doesn't do this to buy time, I'm afraid you will never appear on this ship. ............