A joke or two-part allegorical saying about humor O(∩_∩)O Thank you.

In a busy market, a fish seller shouted, "fresh fish!" " "At this moment, a bubble gum seller immediately shouted:" bubble gum! The fish seller said to the sugar seller, "hey, why did you say my fish was ruined?" "They are more noisy more fierce. Just then, a seller of bean sprouts shouted again: "bean sprouts!" " A security guard came up and asked, "Who else is quarreling with them?" It happened that an avocado seller shouted "avocado!" After listening to this, the security guard said, "All right, let's take you four with us! "

A Chinese teacher read a poem entitled "Sleeping in Spring" by Lu You and asked the students to dictate. The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows, and a student dictated as follows.

Wo Chun (I am stupid)

Wumei smells flowers (I have no education), lying on branches hurts the bottom (I have a low IQ), lying in water (ask me who I am), Yida Chunlv (big donkey), Anqing (I am a donkey), Anqing (I am a donkey) and Anqing (I am a stupid donkey)!

One day, I went shopping and saw a cake shop. I asked, "Is this sold by one person?"

The clerk replied, "No, it's Japanese!"

At a meeting in the village, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Everybody use a big bowl! "

The leader of a unit loves to drink, and once he drank too much at a public banquet and passed out on the spot. A man played a eulogy and said, "You are a great man, and your stomach has been tested by alcohol." . You are in a bad mood. You have experienced the battle of drinking (lasting) and participated in the battle of filling your stomach (defending your title), but I didn't expect that you didn't wake up as if you were dead (fortunately) after the ninth (China) alcohol and tobacco (research) conference in the wine industry.

When a woman goes to the street, her posture is evil, her ass keeps twisting, and her keys are hard to parry. As soon as she turned around, she separated from the woman and fell to the ground. A handsome boy, by nature, walked behind and shouted, "Aunt, you dropped your key, you dropped your key." The woman turned to scold the handsome boy: "You are going to die, you are going to die …" The handsome boy was speechless.

There is a Mr. Huang, whose son is Huang Jun. He often takes the No.8 bus with his son, so there is often a funny scene: Mr. Huang takes his son to the station and sees a No.8 bus driving into the bus station in the distance. He immediately shouted to his son: "Huang Jun, run, the No.8 bus is coming!" "

Pick anything!

The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because I had to pay the bill, I said to the master, "Go and buy me two bamboo poles." As soon as the master heard that the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect was "pig liver", he quickly agreed and rushed to the butcher's shop and said, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pig liver. You are a smart man, you should know! " The shopkeeper is a clever man. He immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and gave a pair of pig ears. Out of the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver, and this pig ear is mine …" So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Back to the county government, I reported to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver!" " The magistrate was very angry when he saw that his master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" " " "

A deer runs faster and faster. Later it became a highway (deer).