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Interesting bedtime stories to coax your girlfriend.

The short story of coaxing his girlfriend before going to bed is as follows:

1. Little Rabbit likes the little lion to tell her bedtime stories.

One night, Little Rabbit suddenly said, "I like you." The little lion asked, "Hey? Why, so suddenly. Is it because I am a handsome little lion? " Little Nutbrown hare shook his head and said, "Because you are a lion telling stories to little Nutbrown hare."

2. When the princess went to the country, she met a teenager. They became best friends. They had a wonderful time.

The boy told her that he was in love with the princess of this country, and he must kill the dragon to marry the princess. The princess secretly wrote it down. In order to let the teenager realize his wish, the princess returned to the palace and found the smartest wise man and the bravest explorer in the country, hoping that they could find out where the dragon was.

I don't know how long it took, but the princess finally found the dragon.

The dragon said, "You unexpectedly broke into my territory, and you are killing yourself!"

The princess said, "Please, can you take me away?"

3. The man said we were divorced. The woman didn't agree at first several times, and then said, well, give me 5 thousand yuan and I'll leave. The man gave the woman fifty thousand dollars. They had no children, so they broke up happily.

The man who broke up was very chic for a while. But it didn't take him long to get tired of this life. One day, when he was waiting in the rain, he found a girl with a beautiful face, and the girl nodded and smiled at him.

his heart suddenly moved: what a familiar eye! Later they struck up a conversation, then started dating, and then they got married. Besides taking care of him tenderly and tenderly after marriage, his wife always pesters him to ask his ex-wife something at ordinary times, which makes him don't know what to say at this time. The woman also kept a small box and a delicate key.

never let men see it. Until one day, the woman was bedridden. When she handed the key to the man, she said calmly, You can open that box after I die.

The woman finally passed away, and the man who lost his wife again couldn't wait to open the box that had worried him for a long time. There is only a thick diary in the box, which describes the process of a woman's plastic surgery.

4. On the way to find honey, Little Bear met his favorite fox. When the fox saw the bear, his eyes suddenly lit up and he ran past with a smile.

They began to sit down and chat. There seemed to be countless topics to talk about between them, and they were elated together.

"stay with me for a while, just for a little while." Said the fox. "Good." Said the bear. It soon turned black and then bright. When I finally thought of leaving, five thousand years passed. They became stones together forever.

5. Without any warning, the deer left the zebra, and the zebra never knew the reason. Until later, the deer got married and the zebra went to the deer's wedding. The zebra looked at the groom and asked the deer, "Why him?"

the deer said, "I like the feeling of being hugged tightly." She took the octopus by the hand.