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April Fool's Day SMS

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Sms national assembly law

April Fool's Day SMS is more and more popular because of its conciseness, humor and convenient operation. Don't worry about it, just press the phone or mouse to realize the fool's action. Although people nowadays don't necessarily follow the tips on short messages, it's not bad to win a fool's smile in this way. The reporter collected some commonly used classic short messages from the Internet for your reference.

1, SMS about mobile phone

Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

Tips for free mobile phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ring and then press power off, and the call is free at this time.

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!

If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2. Text messages about idiots

Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.

3. SMS about health

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

4. Other SMS messages

Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

Notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

Author: Ruan Nan replied to this statement in March 2005-19 0 1: 08.

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Network integer law

Using computers and the Internet to cheat people depends on your clever mind and flexible hands and feet. With these two points, you can give full play to your imagination and creativity, and set a tight encirclement one by one, so that fools have nowhere to escape and can't laugh or cry.

The most elementary method: simple, suitable for all people who use computers.

Set up a screen saver and add a password on someone else's computer when they go to the toilet; Forged webmaster's speech: "The system is about to restart, please save your work and quit"; Send an email to a friend, first package it with Winzip, then package it ... and finally make it into a self-extracting file, and repeat it several times. Finally, the other party opened the letter with only six words: Today is April Fool's Day!

Face-lifting: suitable for friends who use instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ.

Use emergency to isolate fools who are using instant messaging software, turn on the option to modify the personal data of instant messaging software, and use the keyboard and mouse to modify the network appearance of fools in all directions. As for how to change it, it depends on your interest and ability. Finally, don't forget to destroy all the evidence that may expose traces. This method is not easy to find, not only makes the fool's friends confused about who they are, but also makes the fool confused about himself.

Another method is to try to get the OICQ number of the fool, reapply for an OICQ number, and fill in the personal data according to the detailed information of the fool. Add the fool to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then seize the weakness of the other party and start a "big bombing". The main purpose of this method is not to let the other party know who you are, so you must pay attention to hiding when using it, and try not to let the other party doubt you.

Remind fools: always remember to lock the system and leave the computer whenever and wherever. Once you have doubts about the recruits, you can only observe and crack them carefully.

Stealing columns: changing some settings of a fool's computer

Use the microphone and the "recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some horrible or weird sounds, and then set them to Windows on (off). In this way, when the machine was turned on (off) by a fool, it must have been suddenly startled.

The target folder corresponding to "My Documents" in the fool's computer will be changed, which will make him mistakenly think that all the hard-written documents will disappear.

Change the shortcut target of some applications commonly used by fools, and let them click on the shortcut to open the program, only to find that the program that is not started is not the program corresponding to the shortcut. Please ensure that the shortcut icon is consistent with the original program.

The effect of these methods on fools is first-class, enough to make the heart beat faster, blood pressure rise and the whole body sweat. But you must be careful when using it, because you will make a big mistake if you are not careful.

Reminder: Don't let anyone touch your computer on April Fool's Day.

Moving hardware: when the computer is broken, most people will look at whether it is a program problem or a network problem, and rarely consider subtle small hardware.

You can loosen the plug of the monitor or mouse before the fool goes to work, so that when the fool turns on the computer at work, he will find that the monitor is black or the mouse can't be found. Just when he doesn't know what to do, you will bravely appear and solve the problem easily, so that the other party will not think of being cheated, but will be grateful to you.

Of course, there is a more "vicious" trick, that is, the contrast of the display is adjusted to the lowest, and the screen is dark. In this way, unless the other party is very cautious, it is extremely difficult to find the real reason. If he thinks there is something wrong with the hardware, he may "tear down his computer" to find out the reason.

Reminder: Pay attention to carefully observe the power indicator of the monitor. As for whether you can find the problem, it depends on how deep you practice.

Author: Ruan Nan replied to this statement in March 2005-19 0 1: 09.

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Life version of the National People's Congress Law

1, flavored coke

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a cup of coke with normal color and strange taste. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party was unprepared, thanked him and gulped it down, then frowned and spat.

It can also be made according to the rules, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer and so on.

2. Toothpaste sandwich cake

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick together to be as realistic as possible. Generally, it doesn't need special use at all, just put it in a conspicuous place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally patronize and taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative to invite people to taste everywhere. Although there are risks, there must be many people trapped.

Step 3 order songs

Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!

This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

4. Double postage

Estimate the time and send a letter to a friend in advance, but don't put a stamp on it or write down your mailing address (otherwise it will be returned to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a letter from the post office. He was told that he had an unpaid email. Please pick it up at the post office and pay double postage. Arriving at a post office, he respectfully presented double postage and opened the envelope, only to find a small note floating inside, which read "Happy April Fool's Day!" However, this kind of prank may be delayed in time, and the effect may not be as good as expected.

Step 5 give gifts

If someone celebrates his birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box that says "Happy Birthday", fill the box with pieces of paper and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom of the box fell and the scraps of paper flew all over the room. This fool must be cleaned up for half an hour.

6. Measures

The prankster stopped a pedestrian with a rope and asked him to help him measure. Then take the other end of the rope, turn the corner, stop another pedestrian, and do the same. Then you can hide and watch the fun. People at both ends may wait for more than ten minutes, see nothing, just put down the rope end and go to the other side to find out, and then they will find themselves cheated.

This is a good way to fool strangers.

Author: Ruan Nan replied to this statement in March 2005-19 0 1: 09.

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A fool's classic joke

On April Fool's Day, the media in some countries in the world also joined the ranks of "making news and making fools laugh". In short, lying to you is not negotiable!

Classic in recent ten years

199 1 year: Mona Lisa's frown

The Independent reported that an art group discovered an amazing secret when cleaning the famous painting Mona Lisa. After brushing away the dust in the painting, the woman who swept the world with "mysterious smile" frowned.

1993: century baby joke

On March 1 1, a newspaper launched a humorous news innovation competition to collect the "most deceptive" stories from the society. Chen Mou soon wrote an article entitled "Who is the lucky one in this century". On April 1 day of that year, the newspaper published this article in the form of a whole column. Subsequently, the article was reprinted, which triggered the "century baby" fever.

1995: The Queen of England has her own uncle.

The Independent reported that a 69-year-old Welsh farmer was the illegitimate child of George V, the grandfather of Queen Elizabeth II. In the name of "The Queen's throne is threatened", this report describes the farmer's life story in an orderly way, and says that the legal heir to the throne has filed a lawsuit with the local court to reclaim his right to inherit the throne.

1996: Jupiter discovers life.

News from AOL: A government official revealed that life was found on Jupiter. According to the report, the US government has mastered the evidence of Jupiter's biology, but kept the news secret. The boss of AOL and a well-known biologist came forward to confirm the reliability of this news.

2000: Free cars

Esquire, a famous American men's magazine, introduced readers to a new car company called Freewheels, saying that the company is preparing to promote free cars to the public. The bodies of these cars will be covered with advertisements, and the income of the flywheel will come from these advertisements.

200 1: "blue sky" is no longer.

The British "Post" published a message saying that the sky is gradually becoming eclipsed, and it is no longer as blue as before. The newspaper said that this conclusion came from a five-year study. According to this study, the blue pigment in the sky decreased from 9.3% in 1996 to 6.9% in 200 1 year.

In 2002

Japan: Koizumi was teased

Japanese newspaper Japan Times made fun of Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi. The English edition of Japan Times made fun of Koizumi's lion head hairstyle. It said in the funny version: "The Japanese government will take a series of' moderate measures' to stimulate the economy, including taking the popular Disney cartoon The Lion King as an' important cultural asset' ... Prime Minister Koizumi's hair is like the hair of a lion, and under his influence, everything related to lions has become very popular."

Thailand: fake alcohol restriction

The Bangkok Post reported that interior minister Pracha, who advocates healthy living, has issued new guidelines to restrict drinkers to buy only two glasses of wine in bars every night. When customers order wine, they must ask the waiter to stamp it. Those who have two stamps on their hands can't continue drinking. At the same time, the government is considering issuing a new smart ID card, which can record the number of times people buy wine. When selling wine in a bar, they must register their ID cards "by plane" and check whether the customers exceed the standard on the instrument.

Russia: April Fool's Day holiday

Russian state radio reported that the parliament is holding an emergency meeting on April 1 day "the problem of inefficient work" and is going to make this day a public holiday. "Expert research shows that compared with other days, this day tells jokes by phone, assigns absurd tasks to managers, and gives a dime a dozen warnings about power supply, heating and water supply interruption, which makes Russia's work efficiency unprecedentedly low." So, "It's better to have a holiday!"

Iraq: Iraqis are rationing.

The official Iraqi newspaper Babylon, run by Saddam Hussein's eldest son Uday, published an article in a prominent position on the front page, saying that it would greatly increase the monthly rations of Iraqis. Just when people want to tell this "good news" to their relatives and friends, the last page of the newspaper reads "Be vigilant, don't be fooled".

Canada: Bill Gates unfortunately became a "fool"

Two comedy announcers of a French radio station in Montreal, Quebec, Canada decided to find a "more difficult guy" to "have fun" on April Fool's Day, so they called Microsoft headquarters, claiming that they were staff members of the Canadian Prime Minister's Office and asked Gates to answer Premier Chretien's phone. Surprisingly, Gates's assistant easily got through to the boss without verifying the identity of the other party. As a result, the two "swindlers" pretended to be Chretien and Gates and had a 10 minute telephone conversation.