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All the predestinations in life are debts owed by previous lives.
Those who meet and leave because they don't owe you much.
Paid up and left.
-"Rumors-Chau Pak Ho"
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People who love you will feel distressed when you frown.
People who don't love you, you hang yourself, they think you are swinging.
-He doesn't love you-Hu Yujie
03
Later I learned:
Those good-natured people are suffering from anger,
An understanding person is understanding,
Can take care of people, no one takes care of them,
You'll cry, you'll make trouble, you'll have candy,
Those who are sensible, but no one is distressed.
-"Mirror of Thought"
04
"What's the difference between a car coming in front and a person?"
"One is a car and the other is a person."
"But people crashing is a car accident, and people crashing is love."
"However, people and cars always collide, and people always have to make way."
-"People come and go-Eason Chan"
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When her daughter got married, her father said to her:
"Daughter, be sure to respect your husband. You can even worship him.
But remember, don't tell me about the contradictions and unhappy things between you.
Because you will forgive him eventually, and I won't. "
-"Prisoner Birds-Changyu"
06
In this life, people are always waiting,
Waiting for the future, waiting for the next time,
When you have time, conditions and money,
But later, I had no choice but to regret it.
-"You and Me-Life on the Shore"
07
Getting a score of 59 is worse than getting a zero.
The most painful thing is not not not being able to have it.
But almost.
-"Eliminate-Eason Chan"
08
Ask her why she always carries an umbrella in her bag.
She said that no one came to deliver the umbrella because of the rain.
No one is with you in the rain.
You can't stand or walk without an umbrella.
Like a sad joke.
-useless umbrella.-Chen Shanni
09
It's really not easy to live,
Complex society, incomprehensible people,
The more sad and helpless, the more hypocritical,
Busy today, unexpected tomorrow.
-"Nocturne-Jay Chou"
10
I hope he finally marries a girl like me.
So that he can remember me forever.
Afraid that he would eventually marry a girl like me.
If you are like me, why not me?
-"Who listens to you in the world-Yoga Lin"
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Some people say they like you, but they disappear in three or five days.
Some people don't contact you for three or five years, but still love you.
I can stay in this world for a few more years in your heart.
-"I miss Stephanie"
12
People can't be separated.
If you give birth to one point, the remaining seven or eight points will follow.
Only children will ask why you ignore me.
And adults leave by tacit understanding.
-"Love it-Xue Mingyuan"
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