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How to put your boyfriend to sleep?

there are n ways to make your boyfriend sleep: 1. Give him whatever he wants, and he will sleep faster if he is satisfied. 2。 Give him medicine. Medicine is a very scientific method. 3。 Give him a drink and go to bed when he is drunk. If he wants to get drunk, he will get a stick when he goes up. The next day, if he wants to ask how the head injury happened, you can tell him that you were drunk and knocked yourself. 4。 Sing him a lullaby. The lyrics are as follows: Go to sleep. Go to sleep. My dear baby. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Mom loves you so much.