Coax students into telling jokes.

1, high school, a math exam, everyone was immersed in writing, and I suddenly wanted to fart, but because it was too quiet around, I wanted to cover my fart safely with a cough. Unexpectedly, after coughing, a fart came late and the whole class burst into laughter. The math teacher smiled and raised his glasses and said two words, time difference.

2. A male college student lives outside with his girlfriend. Soon, his girlfriend became pregnant. The male classmate panicked and asked for help at home. The family is so popular that we simply ignore him. On Father's Day, the male classmate thought it was a good opportunity, so he immediately wrote a short message to his father: "Happy Father's Day". In less than five minutes, his father replied with two words: "Le Tong."

Once, I was sitting in my sister's car, and my little nephew was sitting next to me. I saw him biting his finger, so I patted his little hand as a warning. A few days later, I took my sister's car again and found that my little nephew was going to bite his finger again. He saw me aiming at him, hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his finger and said to me with a flattering face: Uncle, do you want to eat?

4. An elephant asked the camel, "Why do your breasts grow on your back?" The camel said, "stay away, I don't talk to things with dicks on my face!" " "The snake laughed wildly after listening to the conversation between the elephant and the camel. The elephant turned to the snake and said, "Laugh! You have a face on your penis, you are not qualified! "

A tiger caught a cold and wanted to eat a panda. The panda cried and said, "You have a cold. Why did you eat me?" The tiger said: "the advertisement says that you should eat white and black when you have a cold!" " "