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1. Classical Chinese Enlightenment Reader 5 1 Lesson 53 Lesson 5 1 Original: Liang Qiu It is said that Yan Zi said, "I am not as good as a master until I die!" Yan Zi said, "When babies hear the news, they will always succeed, and walkers will always come.

Babies are no different from other people. They often do nothing, but they often do things endlessly. It is said that Liang Qiu said that Yan Zi said, "I am not as good as Master until I die!" Say: Yes, say me: I am not as good as Liang Qiu. According to Yan Zi, "I'm not as knowledgeable as my husband until I die" Title: Great Wall 52 Cao Bin said Cao Bin was ill. When he was one year old, his parents put many toys on the mat to see what he took.

He holds toys such as knives and guns in his left hand, beans, beans and other utensils in his right hand, and a seal for a while. People think he is different. When you grow up, your temperament will be honest.

Guifei Zhang is Cao Bin's stepmother (aunt or aunt). Zhou Zu acceded to the throne and called Cao Bin back to Beijing.

Cao Bin is respectful in observing etiquette. At the official banquet, his pen is rigorous all day and his eyes never squint. Gao Ren said to his men, "I thought I worked day and night, and I didn't feel slack until I saw Cao Jianjun's seriousness."

After five years in Germany, I went to wuyue and returned to South Korea immediately after the task was completed. Personal gift ("dí"), nothing.

Wu and Yue people chased him with boats and gave him gifts. After three transgressions and five times, they finally accepted. After the registration is clear, they take it back and give it all to the government. Sejong forcibly returned it to him, and he accepted it respectfully, giving it all to his relatives and friends, without leaving himself a penny.

He was appointed as the supervisor of Jinzhou military forces. One day, sitting in the wild with the viceroy and guests, it happened that the guards of the nearby road sent messengers to see Cao Bin. The messenger never knew him and secretly asked others, "Who is Cao Jianjun?" Someone pointed to Cao Bin to show him. The messenger thought he had been cheated. He smiled and said, "Where have all the important officials of the country gone, but they are wearing ordinary clothes without any decoration?" Look carefully before you believe it.

In the winter of two years (in 964 AD in the second year of Gander), the rebellion in Shu was finally put down. At that time, most generals plundered women and property, and Cao Bin only had books and clothes in his bag.

In the seventh year (the seventh year of Kaibao, AD 974), he marched eastward to the south of the Yangtze River. Li Yu was in critical condition. Xu Xuan, his minister, ran to the Song Dynasty with credentials and asked the Song Dynasty to postpone the attack. The Emperor (Zhao Kuangyin) did not read Li Yu's credentials.

In the long siege, Cao Bin often slowed down the pace of attack, hoping that Li Yu would surrender. 1 1 month, Cao Bin sent someone to tell him: "The people of the whole city are pitiful when things come to this. If they can surrender, this is the best policy. "

When the city was about to be conquered, Cao Bin suddenly refused to take care of his illness, and all the generals came to visit him. Cao Bin said, "My illness cannot be cured by medicine. As long as you sincerely swear that you won't kill anyone on the day you capture the city, then my illness will naturally recover. "

The generals promised to burn incense together and swear. The next day, the condition gradually improved.

The next day, the city was breached. At first, Song Taizu said to Cao Bin, "Li Yu should be made prime minister after his defeat."

Assistant coach Pan Mei congratulated in advance. Cao Bin said, "No, this conquest can only be won by relying on Tianwei and following the emperor's ingenious plan. What credit do I have, not to mention the important position of prime minister! " Pan Mei said, "Why do you say that?" Cao Bin said: "Taiyuan has not yet been decided."

Wait until the victory returns and present the prisoners. The emperor said to Cao Bin, "You should have been appointed Prime Minister, but Liu Jiyuan has not been defeated. Let's wait. "

After this sentence, Pan Mei secretly looked at Cao. When the emperor knew this, he immediately asked why, but Pan Mei dared not hide it and answered truthfully.

The emperor also smiled, so he gave it to Cao Bin, a 20-year-old and 2-year-old Zhang Shu, the son of a tiger, the son of a tiger and the son of an eyebrow. What's your opinion? What's your opinion? Cao Bin's character is benevolence, humility, respect and kindness, and he never violates the imperial edict in court, nor does he say that others are at fault. Crushing Shu and Li Yu didn't take anything for themselves.

Yes, the two are combined into one, and you won't feel anything special because of different levels and different majesty in officialdom. When you meet other officials on the road, you must lead the car to avoid it.

An unknown small official is always reporting things, so he must dress neatly before being summoned. During the term of office, the salary is provided to the clan, and there is no remaining savings.

After putting down the chaos in Shu and returning to North Korea, Mao asked the officials who could. He replied, "I know nothing except military and political affairs." Mao insisted on questioning and only recommended Shen Lun to be transferred with the army, thinking that he was honest and prudent and could hold important positions.

When I was in charge of Xuzhou, an official committed a crime and the case was closed. Whipping has been practiced for a year, and people don't know why. Cao Bin said, "I heard that this man just got married. If he is flogged, his in-laws will definitely think that his new wife is unlucky and will often beat and scold, making it difficult for her to survive.

So I took this matter one step further, and the law did not violate the title: Cao Bin claimed to be sick. 53 The original Ouyang Gong is four years old, lonely, with poor family and no assets. Mrs. Tai draws the ground with a shovel and teaches it with calligraphy.

Recite many ancient chapters. And it's a little longer, and there are no books to read at home, so I borrowed them from scholars or copied them.

Even forget to eat and sleep, but reading is a service. Poetry and prose written since childhood, to adulthood.

Mr. Ouyang Xiu's father died when he was four years old. His family is poor and has no money to study. The wife wrote on the beach with a reed pole and taught him to write.

And taught him to read many ancient chapters. When I am old and have no books to read at home, I go to a nearby reader's house to borrow books, and sometimes I copy them.

In this way, day and night, sleepless, just concentrate on reading. Poems and essays written since childhood are written at the level of adults, so high.

Topic: Ouyang Xiu studies hard.

2. The classical Chinese enlightenment reader explains the translation of small characters in the classical Chinese enlightenment reader.

During the reign of Kangxi in the Qing Dynasty, a man used a box to play rubbings. There is a little man hidden in the box. The little man is about a foot tall. Someone put money in the box, and the magician opened the box and let the villain sing. After singing, the villain returned to the box. When the magician arrives at the palace, the person in charge of the palace will give the box to the magician, take it to the office, and carefully ask where the young people in the box are from. The villain was afraid to say at first. The person in charge asked again and again, and the young man told himself where he came from and which family he belonged to. It turned out that this little man was a primary school student. After he came back from the private school teacher, he was anesthetized by the magician. The magician then gave him medicine that greatly reduced his limbs; The magician picked him up and took him around as a tool for fun. Knowing this, the person in charge of Gong Ye was furious and killed the magician with a stick.

3. The original text of the classical Chinese enlightenment reader has been collected and reprinted in the 95-98 translation of the classical Chinese enlightenment reader in QQ space.

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Satisfied answer 95 Deng You, Jin people also. A younger brother died young, but only one son, called "Chinaman". During the turmoil, the Hu people invaded the capital and plundered cattle and horses. Deng You killed his wife. When the food ran out, the thief forced him and said to his wife, "My brother has long died, but there are survivors. Now he is going to give birth to two children and die." If you abandon your children, you will leave with the adherents. " The wife cried like rain. You said, "Don't cry, we are still strong, and we will have children in the future." The wife followed it. -Deng You was from the Jin Dynasty. Deng You's younger brother died very early, leaving a child named Chinaman. When the society was in turmoil, the northern conference semifinals invaded the capital and robbed the animals. Deng You escaped with his wife and children. The food is gone, and the conference semifinals are chasing it. Deng You said to his wife, "My brother died young, leaving only one child. If we run for our lives with our two children, we will all die. Why don't we leave our children and elope with the adherents? " The wife burst into tears after hearing this. Deng You comforted her and said, "Don't cry, we are still young, and there will be children in the future." The wife finally agreed.

The guest painted for the king of Qi, and the king of Qi asked, "Who is the hardest to paint?" Guest said, "Dogs and horses are the hardest." King Qi said, "Who has changed?" The guest said, "Ghosts are the easiest." Husband, dog and horse, as we all know, are too late to classify, so it is very difficult; Ghosts and invisible people are inexhaustible, so it is easy. -someone painted for the king of qi, and the king of qi asked him, "what is the most difficult thing to draw?" He said, "Dogs and horses are the most difficult to draw." The king of Qi asked again, "What is the easiest to draw?" He said, "It is easiest to draw ghosts." Dogs and horses are familiar to people, and they will appear in front of you sooner or later, so it is difficult to draw them, because they are not only similar. Ghosts are invisible and will not appear in front of people, so they are easy to draw.

When Mencius was a child, his master killed the dolphin. Mencius asked his mother, "What did the master kill dolphins for?" Mother said, "I want to love you." In terms of self-regret, his mother said; "I am pregnant with a child and can't sit upright; Don't eat it if it's not cut properly, and so is prenatal education. Now that I know it, I still teach you to lie. I really don't believe it. " I bought my master's dolphin meat, knowing that I don't bully people. -When Mencius was very young, one day a family in the East killed pigs. Mencius didn't know why the family wanted to kill pigs, so he asked his mother. Meng Mu said without thinking, "Kill the pig and give you meat." After that, Meng Mu regretted it. She said to herself: "Since I was pregnant with Mencius, I won't sit if my seat is not right, and I won't eat until the meat is cut. I gave Mencius a good education when he was a fetus. Now, when Mencius first met someone, I lied to him. This is to teach him to keep his word. " So, although the family was very poor at that time, Meng Mu went to the people who killed pigs in the east to buy some meat for Mencius, and fulfilled his promise to Mencius with his own practical actions.

98 the original text is abbreviated. . . Ten miles west of Taihang Mountain, there is a thatched temple where an old monk lives. The old monk used to walk in the mountain stream. There is a little tiger the size of a puppy. One of his legs was broken and he was lying on the ground. Maybe he fell off a cliff and got hurt. He was abandoned by the tigress. The old monk took pity on it, took it back to buddhist nun and raised it with porridge and rice. Later, it was gradually domesticated, and it followed the old monk when he went out. When the old monk was in buddhist nun, he knelt on the ground. Two years later, the tiger became stronger, and people called it a "lame tiger". A guest visited the temple, and the tiger followed the monk back and forth to entertain the guests. So people from far and near say that the old monk can subdue the tiger, and the monk is also proud and smug, thinking that the tiger is friendly to himself. One day, the monk took the tiger out of the city, and the tiger's nose bled all over the place. The monk was afraid of polluting the land, so he let the tiger lick the blood with his feet. The tiger licked the blood, thought it was delicious, thought it was too little, and because he couldn't help being greedy, he jumped on the monk and ate him. From then on, a "lame tiger" appeared on the road, eating everyone and hurting many people. Report to the authorities

4. "Classical Chinese Enlightenment Reader" 224 "Swear to Death and Never Surrender" Translation: He is from Hefei and was originally an excellent boy of the Li family.

Li is around as his painter. After a long time, he began to be good at painting, especially horses, almost like Li. Jian Yan years, fell into the hands of the nomads from the army.

Jinbing heard that he was good at drawing, so he took the woman away. Zhao Guang resolutely refused to paint, threatened the nomads from the army with a knife, and cut off his right thumb without success.

Zhao Guang actually draws with his left hand. After the situation calmed down, Zhao Guang only painted Guanyin tuas.

A few years later, he died, and most of Li's Guanyin paintings were written. Puppy: In villager Zhao's home, the bitch gave birth to a cub. Only two months later, she walked with the bitch and was bitten by a tiger.

Zhao shouted at the nearby brave men and chased them with spears. The dog ran to bite the tiger's tail, and the tiger followed.

The puppy was caught in the chest by thorns, and its fur was almost smooth, and it still refused to let go. The tiger was caught up by everyone and died by the sword because the puppy was slow to move.

During the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, a man used a box to play rubbings. There is a little man hidden in the box. The little man is about a foot tall. Someone put money in the box, and the magician opened the box and let the villain sing.

After singing, the villain returned to the box. When the magician arrives at the palace, the person in charge of the palace will give the box to the magician, take it to the office, and carefully ask where the young people in the box are from.

The villain was afraid to say at first. The person in charge asked again and again, and the young man told himself where he came from and which family he belonged to.

It turned out that this little man was a primary school student. After he came back from the private school teacher, he was anesthetized by the magician. The magician then gave him medicine that greatly reduced his limbs; The magician picked him up and took him around as a tool for fun.

Knowing this, the person in charge of Gong Ye was furious and killed the magician with a stick. 15 1: "Foolishness" [Translation] There are two people in Qi who are brave. One lives in the east of the city and the other lives in the west. One day, they met unexpectedly on the road.

People living in the west of the city said, "It's rare to meet each other. Let's go for a drink. " "ok"

So they went into the restaurant and drank wine. After several rounds of drinking, people living in the east of the city said, "How about getting some meat to eat?" People living in the west of the city said, "You and I are both heroes.

You have meat on you and I have meat on me. Why do you need to buy meat? ""good! Very good! " Another said. So I asked the waiter to take out the lobster sauce for seasoning, and the two men pulled out their knives. You cut my meat and I'll cut your meat and eat it. Even though there was blood all over the floor, they still cut and ate until they gave up their lives.

If you are so brave, it is better not to be brave. When Sima Guang was seven years old, he looked like an adult and listened carefully to others. He likes them very much.

Tell your family when you get home. He has fully understood the main meaning of this book. From then on, he was so hungry that he forgot to be hungry, cold and warm.

Once, Sima Guang was playing with a group of children in the yard. A child climbed into the water tank, slipped into it and drowned. The other children were scared away, but Sima Guang calmly picked up a stone and smashed it into the water tank. The water tank broke, water came out and the child was saved.

Later, it was painted into a painting and widely circulated in Kaifeng and Luoyang. Once upon a time, there was a doctor who boasted that he could cure humpback.

He said: "Whether it bends like a bow, like a shrimp, or like an iron ring, please ask me to treat it. I'm sure it will be cured in the morning and as straight as an arrow shaft at night. " A man believed it and asked him to treat his hunchback.

The doctor wants to get two door panels, one on the ground, with hunchback lying on it, the other on it, and then jump on it and step on it hard. In this way, the hunchback was quickly straightened, but people were also stepped out.

The hunchback son wanted to sue him in the government, but the doctor said, "My job is to cure hunchback. Just put it right, it doesn't matter whether people are dead or alive! " There was a bachelor in Yuexi who built a small house and lived a self-sufficient life. But he is very worried about rats.

Those mice swaggered around the house during the day and squeaked at night until dawn. The bachelor accumulated a lot of anger.

One day, he came home drunk and was about to lie on the pillow and sleep. The mouse seems to disturb him in various ways, so that he can't close his eyes for a moment. In a rage, the man set fire to them everywhere.

The mouse was burned to death, but so was the bachelor's hut. The next day, he woke up drunk and didn't know where he went.

Longmenzi went to visit him. He said: "people can't accumulate anger! At first, I just hated mice, but I forgot my home as soon as I saw them. I didn't expect such a big disaster.

People really shouldn't accumulate anger! In the ninth year of Xining, there was a whirlwind blowing from the southeast in Wucheng County of Zhou En. From a distance, it looks like a horn inserted into the sky. All the trees were uprooted by the wind, and soon the whirlwind swept them into the sky.

Soon the whirlwind gradually approached, and after passing through the county seat, the official houses and houses were almost swept away and all of them were involved in the clouds. The county magistrate's children and handmaiden were swept to the ground, killing and injuring several people.

Countless people have been killed or injured. The county seat was completely in ruins, so it moved to its present place.

Three hooligans fell into the well: there was an old woman in the west of the village, and there were good plums in her yard, which were often stolen, so she set a trap under the wall and poured dirty things like rice fields into it. Three villains, A, B and C, tried to steal plums.

After dark, A first climbed over the wall and fell into a trap. Clothes and trousers are covered with dirty things, and the smell is very bad. He also looked up and shouted to his companion, Come here, there are good plums here! B climbed over the wall and fell into a trap. Just as he was about to speak, A blocked his mouth and called C himself. After a while, C also fell in.

B and C looked at each other and questioned A. A said, If you don't fall in, you won't laugh at me together! Contradiction [translation] A man selling spears and shields in Chu praised his shield and said, "My shield is very strong.

5. The classical Chinese enlightenment reader 78 original original:

Mr. and Mrs. Zhou make a living by fishing (13). They cook at sunrise and rest at sunset. One day, Thief No.2 (1) said, "I'll wait for Zhou (2)' s (3) city, but (4) I can take (5) his gold if I keep his wife." So I watched it secretly for six weeks. When Zhou (7) went, the thief approached the boat with a knife. Zhou's livestock and a dog, seeing it, barked wildly. The woman heard a voice. Two thieves jumped on the boat and threatened it with blades. A dog bites a thief, but the thief can't get away. The woman took advantage of it and pushed it into the thief river. A thief was bitten by a (14) dog, which was very painful. When a woman raises a knife to chop, the thief scratches (9) and kneels (10). When the husband returns (1 1), see it, and tie up the No.2 thief (12).

Translation:

There is a couple named Zhou who make a living by fishing and haunt in the wind and rain during the day. One day, two big robbers said, "When we get to the market, only his wife is left, and we can rob her of her money." So I secretly observed Zhou's departure. After Zhou left, two big robbers approached the ship with knives. Mr. and Mrs. Zhou have a dog. When they saw the robbers, they barked. Mrs Zhou came out as soon as she heard it. Two robbers jumped on the boat and took out knives to intimidate her (give them money). The dog bit the robber, so he couldn't escape. Mrs. Zhou pushed a robber into the river while they were not on guard. A robber was bitten by a dog and was in great pain. Mrs. Zhou wants to cut him with a knife. The robber's face seemed to yield, and he knelt down to apologize. At this time, Zhou happened to come back. Seeing this, he tied two robbers to the government.

6. Classical Chinese enlightenment reading article 15 The original dripping wears away the stone.

Zhang Guaiya was ordered to worship his grandson, and an official left the library, thinking that the money under his sideburns was the money in the treasury. When the lovely cliff was shown to the staff, the official was furious and said, "He Zudao, who has a dollar, will be my staff?" You can stab me, but you can't cut me! " The strange cliff made a judgment with a pen: "One yuan at a time, 1,000 yuan for a thousand days, a rope is sawed off, and a stone falls through!" Pick up the sword and cut it.

Zhang Guaiya worked as a local official in Chongyang. A junior official came out of the warehouse. Zhang Guaiyan saw that there was money hidden under his sideburns, so he asked him that the money hidden in you was taken out of the warehouse, and Zhang Guaiyan ordered his subordinates to serve with sticks. The junior official was very angry and said it was only a penny. How can you beat me? Even if you can hit me with a stick, you can't kill me. Zhang Guaiya raised his pen to judge: "One penny a day, a thousand days and a thousand. If you keep sawing wood with a rope, the wood will eventually break, and small drops of water will keep dripping stones, and stones will wear it away. " He personally ran down the steps and cut off the head of the junior official with his sword.

Source Dajing "He Lu Yi Qian beheaded the official"

The strange cliff made a conclusion with his pen, saying, "A dollar a day, a thousand dollars a day, a rope saw breaks the wood, and a drop of water wears through the stone."

Its original meaning is that water can't stop dripping, and it can drip through the stone after a long time. Metaphor as long as perseverance, subtle forces can do very difficult things.