Talking about humor under work pressure (an interesting sentence to release stress)

First, I feel that the whole world is busy getting engaged, getting a license and getting married, and only I am busy following the crowd.

Second, I don't know how important I am, but when someone tells me that the earth is still turning without you, I feel so tired.

If you don't work hard, you will never know how important talent is.

Fourth, we can't extend the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. In other words, we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.

Sister, are you worried that your boyfriend is too handsome to be taken away by others? I have an idea. I am ugly!

If you don't work hard now, you will move the bricks on your goddess wall in the future.

It's hard to find a girlfriend. I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

8. When I am away, I should go home early at night. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

Never discriminate against a madman, he just has a different view of the world from yours.

Ten, eating goods is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

The headmaster said: Last year, senior one students were responsible for cleaning, and this year, it is the turn of senior two students.

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

Thirteen, the new year, I hope that money is as much as sadness.

Fourteen, girls who chase Korean dramas are most worried about not getting married, while girls who chase domestic dramas are most worried about the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Someone asked me what was the most valuable thing. I thought for a moment and said that I had a priceless shopping cart.

Open your wallet when you are sad. There is nothing in my wallet. It is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it.

17, 0 meets 8, looks 8 up and down, and says, if you are fat, why wear a belt!

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my lovely face.

Visiting relatives during the Spring Festival. Please take care of your children! Don't call me aunt when you see me, call me sister.

Twenty, life is so unfair. If you don't eat a meal, you won't lose a gram, but if you eat a big meal, you will gain three pounds.

21. God is fair. He lets you celebrate Singles' Day, so he won't let you celebrate Valentine's Day.

Twenty-two, the marriage certificate will gradually get old with the increase of marriage age, first getting old, then getting wrinkled, and finally more and more creases, even becoming fragments, everyone who has been married knows!

Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard when I grow up, otherwise others will say that I am just a vase.

Twenty-four, there was a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it after losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would choose Li Bai!