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Russia is going to blow up the moon? Is it true?/You don't say.

"The moon is no longer high in the night sky. People are flustered, depressed and at a loss. How can they get used to the moon that has always been there and then disappear without warning? "

-How many meters?

The story begins with a moon setting from the night.

The city that lost the moon fell into panic in the dark, and the city that lost astronauts and violence was shocked that the people who lost the moon tried to evoke memories with the artificially copied sweet moon, but they could not drive away the strong sense of loneliness. Withered treetops, heavy snow floating in the afternoon on a hot day, and injured artificial moon seem to accuse people of not knowing how to cherish the lost world.

This is a speculation about the future world in Jimmy's The Forgotten Moon. As Alexander Abyan, a professor of mathematics at Iowa State University, said at 199 1, "I can't predict when humans will destroy the moon now, but it seems inevitable."

If there is life on the moon for public opinion elections, China people can at least be regarded as a group of people who love the moon: there is not only a traditional festival to pray for the moon-Mid-Autumn Festival, but also a month before and after China people eat the moon's "double body": moon cakes, looking at the moon and bringing wine; Therefore, there are many mythical figures in China: Chang 'e, WU GANG, Jade Rabbit and so on. Living on the moon; Also, today, Americans completed the moon landing plan as early as the 1960s, and China people are still fighting for it. At the end of 200010, Ouyang Ziyuan, the chief scientist of Chinese lunar exploration, introduced at a popular science forum that China has launched its own moon landing plan, and in 200010, China people will realize their dream of setting foot on the magical land of the moon.

China people seem a little idealistic about the moon, while Russians are completely realistic. They once competed with the United States for landing on the moon on a large scale. Their two companies have launched 83 lunar probes successively.1In 969, after the United States took the lead in setting foot on the moon, it decisively stopped this project. In May this year, five Russian scholars, led by scientist Vladimir Kluin, submitted a plan to destroy the moon to the Russian government. After studying the topic of "the influence of the moon on the earth", they came to a conclusion: blow up the moon!

Bombing the Moon: Life is worse than death.

Just as they compete with the United States for the reputation of "the first step on the moon", Russia's proposal to "blow up the moon" still insists on taking me as the foundation-

The first reason is that due to its proximity to the Arctic Ocean, most of Russia's territory is cold, which is not conducive to agricultural production and life, and it is difficult to develop their huge land resources. The fundamental reason for the formation of the two poles is that the earth's orbit is tilted by 23 degrees due to the strong gravity of the moon, which makes the distribution of sunlight reaching the earth's surface uneven. Thus, according to Kluin, every winter, Russia falls into a long ice and snow season, while the hot African continent is ravaged by drought. If there is no moon, the earth will return to the level (no one can know how the earth suddenly bounces back from the 23-degree tilt, and whether someone will throw it off the earth), so that the earth with a rotation of 0 degrees will meet the energy of the sun at the "most balanced angle"-the temperature in all parts of the world is stable, and many places can keep spring forever.

The second reason is that with Russia's current national strength, it is difficult to support the destruction of a large number of nuclear weapons in stock. It is better to kill two birds with one stone by selling money and keeping it. Kluin said, "We (Russia) have hundreds of nuclear weapons. These terrible weapons are not only of little practical use, but also the negotiations on reducing nuclear weapons are time-consuming and laborious. It is also a blessing for mankind to use them to destroy the moon. " Therefore, if implemented, the moon may become the ultimate victim of the "cold war era."

These two reasons are the two basic points that support the foundation of Kluin. There is no doubt that their starting point is to assess Russia's interests, so as to make Russia's territory in the north temperate zone warm as spring and find a way out for Russia's large-scale nuclear weapons. Perhaps it is these two reasons of "serving Russia" that make this seemingly impossible plan of "bombing the moon" win the promise of Russian the State Council that it will seriously study the feasibility of this proposal. This sensational news has also attracted the attention of Russian news media and spread all over the world, causing an uproar.

N reasons for "protecting the moon"

If citizens all over the world take a poll, maybe the "moon-bombing faction" like Kluin can only get a little support, and most people will still stand on the side of the "moon-protecting faction". After all, we only have one moon-it may be a good thing that our earth is rich in satellite resources like Jupiter, but human beings have 39 "moons".

Whose moon is this? In fact, in 1979, the United Nations Committee on the Peaceful Uses of Outer Space drafted the Agreement on the Development Activities of Countries on the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies (also known as the Moon Treaty), and the moon, like Antarctica, was drafted as "all unclaimed property on this planet is the common wealth of all mankind". Walden Bello, the author of Victory in the Dark: America, Structural Adjustment and Global Poverty, points out in his book that the Moon Treaty at that time was characterized by the Third World's efforts to "redistribute natural resources" and "realize their control over the seabed, space and Antarctica". Under the Reagan doctrine and the Cold War mentality at that time, this treaty was never recognized. Today, Europe, the United States, Japan, India and China have all released plans to land on the moon. 2005-20 10 may usher in a new wave of lunar development. If so, "Who owns the moon?" This question will be raised again.

When answering a reporter's question, Ouyang Ziyuan, the chief scientist of China's lunar exploration, showed the people the great resource value of developing the moon: the moon is rich in mineral resources (the ilmenite content in Yuehai basalt can reach 25%, titanium resources are extremely rich, plagioclase is rich in silicon, aluminum, calcium, sodium and other elements, kryptonite is rich in potassium, rare earth elements and phosphorus, and uranium and thorium are also abundant); The moon has an unparalleled solar energy collection environment (no atmospheric barrier, high energy density, good stability, no need to worry about no sunshine in rainy days; One day is very long, one day is equivalent to 14 and a half days on the earth, and it is sunny. The soil on the surface of the moon is rich in solar wind particles hydrogen and helium -3, which can be used as fuel for nuclear fusion power generation. Once nuclear fusion power generation is carried out on the moon, helium -3 on the moon may solve the energy demand of the earth for tens of thousands of years. Isn't it a waste to blow up such a beautiful moon resource?

Our space base, the moon, is the closest celestial body to the earth and the only reliable cornerstone for modern people to establish a space base. It is reported that the United States, the European Union, Russia and Japan are all planning to return to the moon. In 2005, an outpost will be established on the moon before the month, a fully equipped permanent residence will be established in 20 10, and a small permanent moon base will be established on the moon in 20 15. By 2020, the moon village will be gradually built into the moon city.

Suppose the moon bombing plan really started.

The dispute between the "moon protection faction" and the "moon bombing faction" may never end, but perhaps all disputes will end after pressing a button: the launch of a nuclear warhead rocket to launch the moon! The plan to bomb the moon has been launched, and people on earth are waiting for the destruction of the moon with trepidation. 6500 nuclear warheads are concentrated in lunar orbit. After the earth people gave the order to attack, these nuclear weapons, which were originally made to attack the opponents of some cold war countries, crashed on the moon. China's favorite goddess Chang 'e, Master WU GANG, the Jade Rabbit who worked hard every day, and the UFO base on the back of the moon speculated by westerners were all killed ... China people ate the last Mid-Autumn moon cake on the full moon night and watched the sparks falling on the moon-this is the most tragic Mid-Autumn Festival.

If all goes well, the moon will disappear in an instant and become a wonderful nebula. The attraction of the moon to the earth will gradually loosen, and people on the earth will find that the angle of sunlight projection has gradually changed, and the tide of seawater will gradually decline and gradually become a mirror-like calm ocean, until one day, Siberia gets warm sunshine and the ice and snow in the Arctic and Antarctic begin to melt. New york, Tokyo, Shanghai, Hongkong, Sydney and other coastal cities began to sink to the bottom of the sea.

Fashion designers in Paris, Milan found that the fashions they released in spring, summer, autumn and winter were completely meaningless, and those literati who had written poems for spring began to feel unhappy. The romance and the love of life and death in a timely manner have completely become the past. Of course, the people in China are the most lost. Every Mid-Autumn Festival, the lost sky always makes them try to find out where the moon is, so China people begin to plan artificial moons.

-Be rational

Nine reasons why you don't need the moon.

From the standpoint of Kluin and others, it is obvious that the moon has become a foreign object of the earth, and the "master" of the earth-human beings seem to have the following reasons to no longer need the earth, if he is deliberately "bombing the moon".

The moon is the thief of the earth.

The tidal force of the moon on the earth causes the tide of Shanghai water on the earth, which seems to be a small "brake pad". Its long-term effects are as follows: First, the earth's rotation slows down, and the earth's rotation energy is "stolen" by the moon bit by bit, so the rotation period of our planet will slow down 1.5 milliseconds every hundred years. This is a shackle given by the moon to the earth, which pulls the earth tightly and makes modern people feel more like years are flying by and they are on pins and needles. Without the moon, our eight hours are no longer long, and the loneliness beyond eight hours is no longer long.

We need to face the sea and spring blossoms.

Russian physicists say that the strong gravity of the moon makes the earth tilt, making it rotate around the sun in a clumsy tilt, thus making the climate on the earth changeable. "By eliminating the moon, mankind will eliminate hunger and many disasters and sufferings on the earth." As long as the moon is destroyed, the earth will no longer tilt, the whole earth will have a suitable climate, the desert will become an oasis, and human beings will face the sea every day and spring will bloom. Let mankind experience "thousands of miles * * and beauty"

For thousands of years, the moon is a sacred symbol and the source of fairy tales, myths, love stories and science fiction stories. But "human garbage has been left on the moon, including abandoned cars." When environmental scientists called for turning the moon into a world natural heritage site, they immediately met with strong opposition from groups in the United States and Japan committed to developing the moon. They believe that human beings should develop the moon to alleviate the urgent demand for earth resources. A glorious death is better than a shameful life. Blow up the moon and keep the chastity "thousands of miles away". The earth doesn't need Judah.

When the moon was formed, it was only 22,530 kilometers away from the earth. We now see that this distance has widened to 450,000 kilometers; As time goes on, the moon will go further and further; When you read this article, the moon is slipping away from the earth quietly. The moon absorbs a little rotation energy from the earth every year, and uses this energy to make itself deviate from the orbit by 3.8 cm. For the earth, the betrayed moon is the most unlovable person.

The gravity of the moon is terrible.

After years of observation, American volcanologist Olama and his wife found that when the moon is in perigee and there is a full moon, volcanic activity is at its most active stage, which is the most likely time for a volcano to erupt. At the same time, the research results of Japanese scientists show that earthquakes at the junction of submarine plates are often caused by the gravity of the moon. 1900 years ago in Pompeii, Italy, 1900 years later in Kobe, Japan, people are always powerless in the face of volcanoes and earthquakes. Peace and stability are the themes of world development today. Stability is the most important thing. We will never be soft on terrorists.

For the next generation of the moon and the earth.

By studying the rocks brought back from the moon by the American Apollo spacecraft, scientists from the Swiss Federal Institute of Science and Technology found that the oxygen isotope ratio in the moon rocks is exactly the same as that of the earth. There is a theory in the scientific community that the moon was as big as Mars at the earliest. At the beginning of the earth's formation, planets collided with the earth, and some lava later formed today's moon. As the saying goes, "You do the first day, I do the fifteenth", which is about the moon. In order that the tragedy of the collision between the moon and the earth will never happen again, we need to make a choice for the next generation. The Relationship between "Madness" and "Moon"

In English, the word "lunatic" comes from the Latin word "luna". A clinical research report published by the World Congress of Neurology shows that epileptic patients will only have seizures at the full moon. Scientists estimate that subtle changes in the moon's gravity may have triggered seizures in some way. The mysterious power of the moon also gives the murderer who kills crazily at the full moon a reason to get away with it. Thousands of years of crazy months have brought all kinds of accidents to innocent people and many families. Without the moon, it doesn't matter.

Don't look at Jennifer's ass at night

FHM, a famous British men's magazine, took a fancy to jennifer lopez's plump and charming ass, and planned to project her beautiful ass photo onto the moon surface with brand-new technology. The image of a donkey has traveled 250,000 miles in space, enduring the high temperature of 1 10 degrees Celsius during the day and the cold of-0/80 degrees Celsius at night. If the plan is successful, people in many parts of the earth can see the shadow of this priceless ass when they look at the moon. Astronomers called the plan "crazy!" In order not to look at Jennifer's ass at night, we must blow up the moon.

The earth has a new love.

British astronomers discovered an asteroid named Cruithne, which was attracted by the gravity of the earth and the sun, entered the earth orbit and became another earth star. Cruithne is only three kilometers in diameter, and its orbit is eccentric and circular. It orbits the earth once every 770 years and is expected to run for at least 5000 years. According to Cruithne's orbit, it is almost impossible to hit the earth. The marriage between the earth and the moon has lasted for a long time. It's time for the earth and the people living on it to have a new meaning.

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The age of the moon at that time

Newsweek article comments on the Apollo program in 1960s.

1July 1969 16, three American astronauts planned to land on the moon for the first time. Their Apollo 1 1 spacecraft marked the realization of John F. Kennedy's promise eight years ago that American astronauts would land on the moon within ten years. At that time, human's ability to control nature was still very weak. Realizing Kennedy's promise is a proof of human creativity and domestic technical talents.

However, life is full of many unpredictable and uncontrollable little things. People are not only unable to predict the weather, but also uncertain whether it is safe to walk. So people are full of doubts about the flight of Apollo 1 1, which is hard to understand, just like the heart receives a card, and the feelings of excitement and disappointment cycle alternately.

The amazing mission of Apollo 1 1 also reminds people of previous failures-in Vietnam, in cities, in slums, in the natural environment, on campus and in suburbs. 196 1 When Kennedy ordered the approval of Apollo 1 1 on May 25, 2000, this country had just suffered the failure of the Cuban Bay of Pigs incident. People in slums live in despair; The air pollution is very serious. However, the voice of protest was even more suppressed. There is bound to be something that arouses people's shouts and anger and deepens their failure.

This new social chaos is probably caused by science. Apollo is like a symbol of the rapid development of all contemporary technologies. However, the space program lacks empirical guidance.

Throughout the early 1970s, after the Apollo 1 1 moon landing plan, there were nine moon landing plans every 2-3 years. Under the leadership of Kennedy, the country entered the moon age. But when Nixon was in power, the government did not intend to sign any Kennedy-style new space program. Nixon "is very concerned about the leading role played by the United States in science and technology, not only in space, but also in other fields." So far, Nixon put the space program aside, probably because he noticed public concerns.

In addition to the lack of guidance, the space program has been under other heavy pressures. Among them, there are both allies and hostile countries.

The Apollo program is expected to support various burdens. An angry young journalist hopes that the first landing on the moon in the United States will be a real cooperation between different races: "If one of the Americans who set foot on the moon is black, I think the cost of $24 billion is beyond reproach. At least we can prove to the people of China and the world that we not only have the best technicians, but also know how to get along with others. "

There are also various political and social problems coming one after another: the Apollo program, the role of politicians, the use of funds and its impact on cities, the debate between science and philosophy, the space intentions of the United States and the Soviet Union, and so on.

Puritans in the United States insist on finding "sufficient reasons" to justify human adventure into the moon age. We must gain national prestige, or solve the mystery of the universe, or defeat the Soviet Union, or develop armaments, and so on.

Of course, it sounds boring-because traditional views are hard to get rid of-especially because there are so many major issues that need domestic resources and budgetary funds. If we can spend a little of the growing GNP on the space program, there will be more and more lunar explorations, and it will be possible to reach the age of Mars.

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