100,000 cold jokes: the store is not closed for 24 hours.

100,000 cold jokes: the store is not closed for 24 hours.

1. After the party, a group of animals rushed into the 7- 1 1 convenience store to buy things. Because it was too noisy, the clerk knocked it out, but left the lamb alone in the store. Why?

Convenience stores don't close for 24 hours.

2. The glass and coffee cup crossed the road together, and suddenly someone shouted: Here comes the bus!

As a result, the glass was hit by a car and the coffee cup was fine. Why?

Coffee cups have ears!

A horse said that our company has launched a new product, Ass 3, or MP3 for short?

I hate two kinds of people the most:

First, it is racism';

The second is black;

Third, I can't count! ;