New year's day program double reed

"Family Fans" [China Football] Zhao Benshan buys the ball (sketch)

Author: Huang Laoxie's blog submission date: 2005-12-13 09: 46: 00.

Zhao Benshan closed the door and concentrated on revising the script of "Ma Dashuai 3" when someone knocked at the door.

Zhao Benshan: Who's that? I have no guests now.

Fan Wei: Lao Zhao, it's me, Shop.

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing here? I don't know. I'm busy. Wait a minute!

Fan Wei and Zhang Shuguang came into the room.

Fan Wei: This is my brother-in-law, executive director of Liaozu, and Lao Zhao. Don't you want to educate him, Dawning? His name is Zhao Ge.

Zhao Benshan: Hello, I've been wanting to talk to you. You lost a game and humiliated me. Are you like your brother-in-law? Why can't you eat anything?

Fan Wei: I don't just eat pure meat, jiaozi. I can't eat anything else. Don't criticize me in front of my brother-in-law But at dawn, you really have to listen to Zhao Ge, do a good job, and let Liaozu rush out of the northeast and go to the whole country.

Zhang Shuguang: Yes, I am among them. It's just that I'm too busy to attend to the team. I don't want to buy some international superstars, big and small Cristiano Ronaldo and so on.

Fan Wei: What are you talking about? Lota's ears are old and fierce. I came to Tieling that year and kicked the ball very hard.

Zhao Benshan: What the hell? What came to Tieling the other day? He is the king of Argentina. You mean Luo Xiaoer, the black man.

Zhang Shuguang cursed in his heart: a pair of wooden sticks.

Zhao Benshan: They agreed?

Zhang Shuguang: There was no problem. Because the news of Liaozu's transfer of shares is well known all over the world, there are too many people looking for my shares, and the team's affairs have been ignored. Let's talk about it after the capital operation.

Fan Wei: Football is a thing. After changing to the Super League, there are only a few clubs, and many big names are concerned. There are more wolves than meat. Lao Zhao, you know the original shares, right?

Zhao Benshan: Yes, if one piece becomes ten pieces, it will be thrown away when it goes public. Whoever picks it up will hang himself.

Fan Wei: You don't care who picks it up. Now the clubs in the Super League are stronger than the original shares. Dawn is going to the United States to "kill jackets" and let Americans hang themselves. When the time comes, the major shareholder of Liaozu will be even worse than the guy who is the richest man in the world, and he will be arrogant.

Zhang Shuguang: Brother-in-law, why didn't you leave the door open? These things can't go around.

Fan Wei: This is not an outsider. What does Lao Zhao have to do with this? Besides, people don't buy stocks and are not short of money. They are engaged in film and television arts.

Zhang Shuguang: Too much money bites the hand? Jackie Chan is a filmmaker. Why don't you ask the governor to write me a note and be the chairman of Liaozu?

Zhao Benshan: He is the chairman? Isn't that ridiculous? He is a money fan, so he doesn't have to compare with me, but he is worse than Zeng Shantou of Hong Kong Star Team. You are joking with the people of Liaoning!

Fan Wei: It's true. Our Lao Zhao is the captain of China's star team and has experience in national team management. Far behind him, not ~ ~ but Lao Zhao, not ~ ~ but Jackie Chan.

Zhao Benshan: Have you been drinking?

Fan Wei: No, it's just that Shuguang invited me to pick mulberries.

Zhao Benshan: Is the mulberry handle high?

Zhang Shuguang: When my brother-in-law is in a hurry, his mouth turns into cotton trousers. In fact, we know your skill, and Jackie Chan's experience in influence theory is no match for Zhao Ge. Isn't this the governor's note? I am also worried about his management level. Maybe the distance will be terrible.

Fan Wei: That's not good. He gave birth to Liaozu and took Jinshan away.

Zhao Benshan: You can't help it?

Zhang Shuguang: Unless there is a celebrity as the chairman in our province. But I despise those celebrities and can't take advantage.

Fan Wei: Lao Zhao, if you don't engage in literature and art, this golden mountain will become our brother. At that time, no one will stop you from filming Ma Dashuai 6.

Zhao Benshan: I don't want to engage in any primitive stocks, so I just watch Liaozu fall into the pit and don't reach out. It's so unkind. How can I care ~ ~ when is the US listing?

Zhang Shuguang: The plan is within two years, but this matter is absolutely confidential, otherwise it will be ruined.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, if Liaozu is an outsider as the chairman, is it Liaozu? What did Jackie Chan promise you?

Fan Wei: The investment is 5 million yuan.

Zhao Benshan: Where is the dollar?

Zhang Shuguang: No, it's Hong Kong dollars.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, that's all, 5 million ~ ~ Then I'll do it!

Fan Wei: Gee, when did you have this power? Isn't "Ma Dashuai 3" repaying the loan?

Zhao Benshan: Don't shoot yet. Put this money into Liaozu.

Zhang Shuguang: No, no.

Zhao Benshan: No, I'm from Liaoning. Who is more famous than me in Liaoning? Besides, I can let Bi Li in Liaoning win the championship.

Fan Wei: Look at our Lao Zhao. He is really special. This guy is a bully.

Zhang Shuguang: It's not about your grades. It's about your relationship with my brother-in-law If something goes wrong, you will think that we set you up. This is not good. Give it to Jackie Chan.

Zhao Benshan: You two set me up? I'm not bragging. Just dig out this brain cell, which is about two kilograms heavier than you two. Let's just say that if someone confuses me, I won't play skits in Zhao Benshan in the future.

Fan Wei: Shuguang, you underestimate Zhao Ge. Don't say that no one has the courage. Even if there is, Zhao Ge can find the tiger cub without venturing into the den.

Zhao Benshan: Something like that. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is Zhao Benshan afraid of? Let's do it. I'll be your distant chairman. What are your terms?

Zhang Shuguang: Actually, the conditions are nothing. If Jackie Chan invests at least 5 million yuan a month, it is up to you, Zhao Ge, to discuss more or less.

Zhao Benshan: 5 million ~ ~ a month?

Zhang Shuguang: Well, I owe some players wages this year, and my grades are almost the same. In fact, it is no problem to win the championship with our strength, and it will be listed next year. At this time, the worry is how to spend the money. People in the American stock market give us hundreds of millions of dollars every year, so you have to spend them all in one year, or they won't give us any money in the next year.

Fan Wei: Hundreds of millions of dollars. Why chop people?

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? Knife means dollars. A dollar is a knife. Don't interrupt. Although it is not easy to spend hundreds of millions, it is good to shoot more TV dramas. The question is how much are you going to give me?

Zhang Shuguang: Brother Zhao is joking. Now our club needs more than one million yuan every month, mainly wages. We can't manage well, otherwise we can't find talents. I am not good at it, I have no prestige, and the player coach is not easy to get along with. If you come, don't say anything. You are the idol of these people.

Zhao Benshan: At that time, it was over 1000 million, which was a bit difficult.

Fan Wei: I understand that. I can't bear to let my children associate with wolves.

Zhang Shuguang: It's not that serious. You haven't made a profit in Zhao Zong for three months? How influential are you? Your fans, sketch fans and duet fans add up to hundreds of millions. You don't have to support it all, even one in ten thousand. ...

Zhao Benshan: It's not over.

Zhang Shuguang: Yes, I just want to say at least. Every time you fans watch our game, the tickets are enough for us. When the time comes, hang your huge photo under the moon, the audience will see idols and enjoy the game, but it will not be full. So if you invest at most 5 million yuan, you will control hundreds of millions of capital, unless you have Zhao Ge's appeal.

Fan Wei: What are you talking about? Brother Zhao has water? I'm telling you, this is China. If you leave America, do you know who Zhao Ge is? I'm afraid you can't guess that culture. It was Reagan, the president who later became stupid.

Zhao Benshan: Don't talk nonsense. When were you stupid? People are afraid to think. If they don't think about anything, they are good people. What do you think he's thinking? He ate, drank, gambled, cheated and stole, but they didn't do anything? Pussy, I'm not talking about you. Don't pretend to understand, make people laugh.

Zhang Shuguang: I don't doubt Zhao Ge's popularity. Some things are still well thought out in advance and settled accounts with your brother.

Zhao Benshan: I know what you mean, that is, I will spend 5 million yuan on Liaozu and see what I can do. If I win this year, I can sell stocks in America next year.

Fan Wei: Hehe, Zhao Zong is very clever and thorough. The champion will be next year. .

Zhao Benshan: No problem with the champion. Ma has won several world championships with Guiling Tang. My secret recipe is much more delicious than turtle soup. The national champion is a piece of cake. My 5 million will become 50 million by then?

Zhang Shuguang: How come there are so few? Your influence is stronger than Baidu's gigolo. His stock is over 70 dollars. Just like him, your 5 million shares are over 300 million dollars.

Zhao Benshan: More than 300 million dollars? Let me see, it's ten million, ten million, ten million, ten million, ten million, ten million, ten million, ten million, ten million, ten million, ten million, ten million, ten million.

Zhang Shuguang: The province asked me to sign with Jackie Chan tomorrow. ...

Zhao Benshan: What Jackie Chan? Isn't this a deal?

Fan Wei: I said Shuguang, you are too careless. Why not play cards according to the routine? Didn't we agree to let Zhao Zong be the chairman?

Zhang Shuguang: That's not what I meant. The key is the operation of our big capital. It is not clear whether the province will approve it. Jackie Chan's deposit is on the way.

Zhao Benshan: It's just a deposit. I just got 1 million advertising fees. I'll get it for you now and sign the contract tomorrow.

Zhang Shuguang: The contracts are all ready. Is it too soon? And the province doesn't know yet.

Zhao Benshan: What's the hurry? I am very determined about everything. Look at your bitch and you will know that you can't do anything big. Bring me the contract and I'll print it.

Fan Wei: Look at Lao Zhao's courage. Don't blame me for being fooled every year. People have to die than people, and goods have to be thrown away.

Sign a contract, fingerprint and write a check.

Zhang Shuguang: Well, Zhao Zong, I will report to the province now, and then arrange a press conference. You will take office on Monday.

Fan Wei: Mm ~ ~ Mm ~ ~ Mm, Zhao Zong ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: What about you?

Fan Wei: Zhao Zong, where am I in the team?

Zhao Benshan: Oh, you forgot. Guess what? You're still doing your old job. You are in charge of the whole building.

Fan Wei: Vice Chairman!

Zhao Benshan: What vice chairman? He is a security guard and a health worker.

Zhang Shuguang: Zhao Zong is just teasing you. We will talk about the division of labor later. Go to the province first.

Fan Wei: Well, anyway, let's celebrate.

Zhao Benshan and Zhang Shuguang: OK, let's replace the bar with tea. Cheers.

Fan Wei: Slow down, slow down. I suggest that the slogan of Liaozu in the future is: "On success or failure, life is heroic, and it's a big deal to start all over again!" Cheers.

After going out, Fan Wei laughed: This big fool was finally taken in.

Zhang Shuguang: Brother-in-law, do you know the secret recipe mentioned by Lao Zhao?

Fan Wei: Hey, I saw through his little plan with a slight frown.

Zhang Shuguang: What?

Fan Wei leaned close to Zhang Shuguang's ear and said, Who knows?

Characters:

Zhang Shuguang: Playing the executive director of Liaozu Club and Fan Wei's brother-in-law.

Fan Wei: Play Zhao Benshan's partner, Puzi.

Zhao Benshan: A famous actor and entertainment tycoon.