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Ask for a poem of Li Bai fishing for the moon! !
But borrowed residual fat from thick tears,
Catch the dying embers,
Breathing feebly at the end of the night.
The cups and plates were in a mess, and the jar fell asleep.
The drunken guests scattered like crows into the nest;
Only Li Qinglian was the most drunk, and as drunk as mud.
The skeleton of the whole body is like a tenon. )
Still lying in the chair at the bottom of the garden,
Muttering in my mouth, I don't know what to say.
I can't hear the sound, and my lips are still licking;
Bob's eyes were wrapped in thick red silk screen,
(He is like a little drunk himself)
Staring at the cowardly candle for a long time;
Like a hungry lion, he saw a little beast.
Silence, two helplessly looking at him;
Then gently and slowly lift your front foot,
Then, in lightning speed, I suddenly jumped forward-
Like this, the candlestick diagonally on the table,
Everyone was dragged down by this drunkard.
"Hum! It's you, you son of a bitch. "
He gritted his teeth and breathed,
"Prevent my moon from showing up!
Moon! You should come out now!
Ha ha! I've cleared the way for you,
Aoyue, why don't you come out?
Are you looking down on me? Ah, not bad!
You are a fairy in the Palace of Guanghan in the sky,
What about me? But nuwa, who teased the loess,
Scatter into Liuhe to get a dust!
Ah! Don't! Who doesn't know that I am the essence of Taibai?
There is no Chang Geng in my mother's dream?
Moon, we come from the same family.
I said we are familiar with each other! "
When talking, he didn't pay attention to the black treetops.
Gradually, a thin layer of light baked through the sky,
Several leaden clouds were baked yellow layer by layer,
Suddenly, an amber plate floated gently.
The higher he floats,
Shrinking smaller and smaller; The color faded until
Later, it became as white and bright as silver-
So the whole world was bathed in the crystal lamp of Iraq.
The flower shadow of the cluster is also obvious,
Sneaking under people's feet, I can't hide-
Like a little lion, the dog wakes up and shakes its ears.
He moved to his master and fell asleep lazily.
The poet's own shadow, horribly slender,
I dragged myself to the railing five paces away and sat up.
Silver light passes through the cracks in the leaves,
The face of an animal gnawing at a ring is as stupid as a shrinking fungus.
I also laughed my mouth out, but I couldn't make a sound.
All the utensils on the table are subject to complex reflections.
Shining light is like armor in the sun.
In the meantime, all his feelings disappeared,
Alcohol forced breathing almost stopped;
My eyes just looked at the jade plate hanging in the blue sky.
Look at him, look at him again and again, never tire of it.
"ah! Beautiful! " He sighed: "The beauty of Qing Dynasty! Yanmei!
Does the universe exist for you? Are you here for the universe?
Oh, dear! Why is it always within reach?
Moon, moon! Shouldn't I love you?
Do we always part like this?
Moon, you always follow me shamelessly;
When I'm crazy about you, I'll knock you down,
But I can't climb you. Alas! So cruel and so kind!
Moon! How can you be as cruel as the Emperor of Heaven!
I want white sunshine, my sincere heart,
Fierce and angry thunder came at me again;
I have been to the throne several times before the Wild Goose Peak.
My forehead is cracked and my voice is broken, but I still can't open it.
My love! My lover is holding a pheasant fan beside the emperor!
You may ask the emperor, which heavenly law did I violate?
Knocked me down and didn't return my calls?
Oh, my god Oh, my god My sins will never be redeemed?
Oh, my god Will I be imprisoned in this painful cave forever? "
Round and big tears rolled to the swollen chest,
It is as heavy and brilliant as mercury;
Like a bright moon just broken by a dark cloud.
Splash fragments, dazzling fragments.
"The emperor! Since you gave them to me, I don't want them! " He also said,
"They, like seductive foxes, are unpredictable jackals!
I have no intention of writing my poem. Who wants to curse?
They little people are always trying to find fault,
Said it was a mockery of Iraq. Ha ha! This is really a joke!
Who is he? Is he a general?
General, you don't have to take off my boots.
Alas! But why should I write such a good poem?
Isn't this self-inflicted? ……
There? Where am I worth talking about poetry? Not worthy, not worthy;
Xie Xuanhui is a great poet through the ages! ——
It sings,' Yu Xia is scattered into Qi, and Chengjiang is as clean as practice'.
General Xie, this poem is really good, really good! ——
But where is it as rough as me? "
Then, he straightened his chest and let out a long sigh.
Only your own shadow nodded, no other sympathy?
This sigh sounds like the birdsong of Sha Ting on the plain.
The call should not be answered, but drowned alone,
Finally, I was helpless and swallowed up by the silence with an open mouth.
"Ah, who can explain this beauty?
I remember that spring, I visited the floating river bottom in the east.
Flags on both sides of the strait lead Long Feihu around Bishan,-
It was a waste of time. ...
Hmm? Talking about him again? No! No!
Yelang is full of wine and full moon. Did I complain?
But I don't remember that night, I was caught on the boat!
Looking forward to joking and learning from Zhonglian Anshi,
Settle some disputes for them and clean up Chen Hu.
Ha ha! Who knew he was ambitious?
Oh, I'm sold! But half of it is my own fault? "
In this way, he gradually stirred up his dusty heart,
After all, I need another drink to put out the fire of sadness.
Who knows Tian Chan's sadness is like a fire cow below:
Hot oil shower: crazy fans are burning, and the more they run, the more they burn.
After all, who burned flesh and blood and sacrificed his life,
The lightsaber silk turned into a five-color dragon script:
Like this, Li Bai's burning heart burns his lungs,
This also severely burned the bottom wheel of his illusion,
I dug out the "Li Zao Chun Pa" full of teeth.
So he said, "Moon! If it weren't for you and him, "
Pointing at the hip flask, "If it weren't for your love,
Don't I have to suffer a hundred times more in this life?
Ah! Lovely wine. Nature gave it to the darling of Iraq-
The poet's basic salary! Ah, the magic bow and arrow!
Open the key at the bottom of Gong Qiong Palace! Qiong Palace opened:
There is a history of Quanming, Lingling's strange words and Hua Xian.
There are also Qiong Yao's porch and golden pavilion;
The spirit wind blowing the flag pushes the cloud car,
Full of fairy moths in beautiful clothes and exquisite colors,
Give people a thrilling paradise.
Ah! This is a beautiful Penglai world.
Gently locked by a layer of silver dreams!
Ah! Moon! The moon is out of reach!
When I saw you lost in thought,
I just think you are very beautiful,
Has melted my whole body into a ball of water,
And then you take all the power of the tide,
Suck me up and float to those people with rhinestones.
Jasper's meadow; Then my shoulders suddenly opened.
A pair of wings, bigger Zhang Yue, wandering in the air,
Like a Dapeng octupole floating on the water.
Oh, moon, I dare not look at you now!
Your too strong light stung my heart. ……
Suddenly, a scent stirred my nostrils.
I ate a cold shiver and opened my eyes. ...
Oh, dear! What a beautiful face!
Ugly world! Have you ever had such a copy there?
Ah! This arrangement is so harmonious and correct,
In fact, the music is the same as that of Husband and Wife and Ming Di!
Oh, how can I trust my naked eyes?
I don't believe there is such beauty in the universe!
Ah, I'm bold, I'm not ashamed,
How dare you show up in front of Iraq! Ah! Stupid, stupid! ——
At this time, I only feel dizzy and my heart is bleeding;
I feel like a rotten stone,
Dumped at the bottom of the upper boundary by the sweeper,
Throw it into an infinitely dark space,
Fall, fall, never land, never end!
At the beginning of the month, she was still peeping at the bottom of the pool.
Like a bathed beauty hanging her hair on the glass window;
Today, I have moved out and came to Chixi.
Whispering late at night, I don't know what news is broken,
Chibo's face was wrinkled and provoked an easy and quiet smile.
The drunken poet suddenly stood up again,
Staggering towards the pool, watching the crystal water waves.
When he saw the moon, he was surprised to think:
Why is there another Iraq here? Strange! Strange!
Is it true that I have been in love twice in two months?
Did Yi slip when she sent me down just now?
Did you drop it in this pool? -So he wants to know. ...
Just under his feet, a lively stream poured into the pool.
Stuffed a little strong calamus in his throat,
I giggled and swallowed, like vomiting and I couldn't breathe.
He was taken aback, and I burst into tears:
"oh! Love! Drowned, I dare not make a sound! "
He turned over and jumped into the pool, so he gave Iraq a hug.
Yi disappeared, and he cried more panic.
But I don't know. I can't make any noise!
He struggled to jump up and looked up again.
I saw the round moon still safely in the sky.
His strength is exhausted, his breath is exhausted, and he wants to laugh.
I can't laugh, I just want to say, "I saved Iraq from heaven!" " "
The Death of Li Bai was written by Wen Yiduo when he was studying in Tsinghua University. It is one of the long poems written by the poet in his early days. Based on the folklore of "Li Bai catching the moon and riding a whale", the poem is refined and germinated, and it is impassioned and sad.
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