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Pig gallbladder and nose appearance
In terms of appearance, is this a pig with a bile nose? Is this good for girls? Will plastic surgery affect your appearance? So funny
Facial analysis: What is a hanging gallbladder nose? A hanging gallbladder nose means that the base of the nose is straight and slightly narrow, there is no depression on the bridge of the nose, the nose and both sides of the nose are full, and the tip of the nose is very plump and round. The hanging gallbladder is like a hanging "pig gallbladder", so some people call this kind of nose "pig gallbladder nose". Most of these people are poor first and then rich, bitter first and then sweet.
A gallbladder nose is a good appearance. People with this kind of appearance are often smart and rational, think about problems in an orderly manner, are proactive, and are willing to work hard for their careers. Therefore, you can be successful, your body functions are intact, you can be happy until your old age, and you are likely to live a very long life.
From a physiognomy perspective, what kind of nose do I have? Garlic or pig bile. Do I have a very low nose and a pig nose?
Please ask a facialist to analyze whether a nose like MJ’s is good or bad. MJ’s nose before plastic surgery was very good. The tip of the nose was round and meaty. It was called a pig’s nose. , is the characteristic of black people with rounded nose and thick lips. Unfortunately, he straightened his nose bones and his nose was 40 to 50 years old. In 1998 (40 years old), Michael Jackson bought a super mall with an amusement park and a zoo for US$17 million. The mansion "Fantasy Paradise" has been auctioned off due to late loan payments many times. His nose was too strong to defeat his wife and he was broke. He married Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of the singing legend "Elvis Presley" in May 1994.
Korean physiognomists say that many of Michael Jackson's achievements were made before he had his nose done. But things started to go downhill after surgery. They said that this kind of nose can bring good luck. The book said:
First, if the nose is too pointed, it will not bring good luck. If the nose is too small, the career will be narrow.
It seems that MJ’s career has declined since plastic surgery (I mean nose bridge), because of the damn media.
Second, Arhat eyebrows
MJ has typical Arhat eyebrows, also called Sanriyue eyebrows. If you don’t believe it, if you look back at the Arhats in the temple, they look just like MJ. People with this kind of eyebrows are mostly born in wealthier families and are kind-hearted and caring, but they are very easy to be deceived. (To the point, what a miserable MJ)
My friend, I think this may be credible, but I can’t believe it completely. I have to rely on my own ability. MJ’s ability is very invincible! Take this as a lesson and rely more on yourself
818 What are the characteristics of a good man who knows how to love his wife?
What is a traitor? This name may not sound very nice, but it is actually a position on the face, extending outward between the eyebrows and the eyes, that is, near the temples. This position represents the man's wife. Women regard the nose as the star of their husband, and men regard the traitor as the star of their wife.
The position of adulterer must be full, so that the wife will get help from her husband and do things smoothly. If the wife is depressed, her marriage will be damaged. "Hard" means that the wife is prone to bad luck, or is in poor health, and it also means that the marriage is not good. The ancients said: "If a traitorous family is low, it will grow into something new", and "If a traitorous family is full, it will have many sons and be virtuous".
Even if there is no depression in this position, if there are too many crow’s feet or dark spots, it will also be detrimental to the wife. Some women were originally in good health, but after finding such a husband, their bodies became weak and sickly. If the crow's feet point upward, it is considered auspicious, and if it points downward, it is associated with your wife. If the crow's feet are arranged vertically, it will be a serious problem for the wife, who is prone to bloody disasters and even early death. So ladies beware.
Men with moles in this position are likely to be flirtatious.
2. The ground pavilion is square and round, and the arch is airy
The ground pavilion can be roughly regarded as a chin. If this position is thick and fleshy, square with no edges, and round with no drops, it is considered a good position. An ideal basement. As a man, with a chin like this, he is more likely to value family happiness, love family relationships, and have a strong sense of responsibility.
On the other hand, if the chin is too pointed, the person does not like to stay at home for a long time. Naturally, the relationship between the couple will be affected and cause disputes. Over time, it will not be conducive to the harmonious relationship between the two parties. If there is a crack in the chin, forming a double chin, then this man should not have it, because he likes to have sex with others and likes to have constant fresh emotions.
3. The nose bone is full of air, and the eyebrows are in the temples
The nose represents a man’s career and wealth. If the nose is not plump and the wings of the nose are not upright, it means that the man’s financial resources will be poor. A man's nose should not be too small, because if it is too small, he will inevitably earn less money. In this case, the wife will be miserable and have to work hard. If the bridge of the nose is high, the wings of the nose are fleshy, and the nostrils are not exposed, then the person will have good fortune in life. In addition, if the eyebrows are parted into the temples, the person is ambitious and upholds justice, has many premeditations and is successful in career.
A man’s nose is also a part that assists his wife. If the tip of the nose is sharp and fleshless, such men are very picky, complain a lot about their wives, have a rather mean character, and are too stingy with money. If the bridge of the nose is exposed, the spouse is more likely to be injured by torture.
4. The mouth and ears should be fleshy and free of impurities
The lips should be thicker to make a man honest. As a woman, you want your lover to be sincere to you. So, when you choose your partner, you must carefully look at his lips. They should not be too thin. People who are too thin will inevitably be eloquent, but also fickle and hypocritical. Of course, it cannot be too thick. If it is too thick, the person will be too stupid. At the same time, the lines on the lips should be clear and distinct, and should not be too messy.
The ears should be round and the auricles should be thick. In this way, the person will be smart, generous and able to assist his wife. If there is no meat at the tip of the ear, you will be poor and lowly, and you will have to rely on your wife for food and drink.
The new good woman:
1. High eyebrows and beautiful eyes
The clear and lustrous eyebrows and between the eyebrows reflect the delicate relationship between husband and wife, and women’s eyebrows are sparse and delicate. , mostly able to be considerate to their husbands, with delicate feelings and gentle temperament, kind and wise. Scattered eyebrows are the most taboo. In my daily observation, I found that women with scattered eyebrows tend to have frequent conflicts with their husbands, and those with scattered eyebrows do not have children. Eyebrows are the majesty of one side. If they match the beauty of the eyes, make people admire and love them when looking, and make people happy with their conversation, they must be smart and dexterous, care twice as much for their husbands, have a deep relationship with their husbands, and have a good relationship with their children. As the saying goes, "Beautiful eyes bring endless peace and blessings, and wealth and prosperity lead to prosperity." A clear mind indicates nobleness, and a beautiful mind indicates wisdom. Therefore, those with high eyebrows, good looks, and prosperous husbands and children will be blessed. But in recent years, I have often seen the so-called European eyebrows, which are high and sharp eyebrows, which are purely a crotch look. You also don’t want to think about the fact that Western women have high eye frames and deep eye sockets, which are natural and harmonious, and may not necessarily be ugly. You, a Chinese woman with flat face and European eyebrows, don't you think you are trying to impress people?
2. Phoenix head and dragon pupils
The phoenix head refers to the heavenly part of the forehead. It should be full and thick, but not the brain. The neck should be long, and the neck is the key to up and down. , so it is appropriate to grow bigger, but not too thick. As the saying goes, "A woman with a phoenix head must match a king." A woman with a phoenix head must have a long neck. But there are two sentences to remember: "If you help your husband's career and have a son, the most taboo thing is that the neck is long and uneven." "How do you know that this man killed his husband, and his left neck is enlarged and the right is withered." Dragon Eyes are... ...gt;gt;
My friend has chicken-mouthed ears but also a big nose. How to explain this in his facial features? Chicken-mouthed ears mean that this person is argumentative and will not lose in an argument, and his nose is the best. If you look at the big part, the whole nose is big, and the cheekbones and forehead are flat, then this person is a solitary person, headstrong and self-willed, without support from noble people. If the nose is big, it means that you can gather wealth, belong to good wealth, and have a kind heart.
Fortune depends on many parts. According to the position of the year, the nose looks at middle age, around 41-50 years old, and the ears look at wealth in old age. Whether you are blessed in old age also depends on the return position of the earth pavilion. I don’t know how old your friend is, because a person’s appearance changes with age and mentality. When you are a teenager, your fortune will change in your later years, and your cock-shaped ears may also become protruding earlobes.
Hope this helps.
Illustrations of how to read faces and tell fortunes. How to read faces and five sense organs.
The so-called ‘five sense organs’ of faces refer to the five human organs such as ‘ears, eyebrows, eyes, nose, and mouth’.
Moreover, in physiognomy, they are each given a noun as follows:
(1) Ear: It is called "Tian Ting Guan".
(2) Eyebrow: It is called ‘Shou Guan’.
(3) Eye: named ‘Inspector’.
(4) Nose: It is called ‘Jianbianguan’.
(5) Mouth: Named ‘Cashier’.
Through the analysis of the 'five senses', we can make some basic analysis of a person's physiognomy, and then judge the good or bad fortune of a person. Usually, 'eyebrows' are related to health and status; 'eyes' are related to a person's willpower and kindness; 'nose' is related to a person's wealth and health; and 'mouth' is related to a person's happiness, food, salary, and luck. ; Ears are related to a person’s longevity.
How to read the three stops of facial features
(1) Lower stop: The area from the nose to the chin is called ‘lower stop’. In charge of fortune in old age and fortune after 51 years old. Basically, if the 'Shangzhan' is high, long and plump, square and broad, it indicates a high social status. And if the 'Zhongshan' is long and fleshy, it means wealth and longevity. And if the "down stop" is perfect, upright and thick, you will be blessed in your life. In addition, the 'ear area' controls the fortune of teenagers before the age of 15, so good ears will help the luck of teenagers.
(2) Mid-stop: The area from the eyebrows to the nose is called ‘mid-stop’. In charge of fortune in middle age, between the ages of 31 and 50.
(3) Upper stop: From the hairline on the forehead to the eyebrow area is called ‘upper stop’. It is in charge of the fortune of young people and the fortune between the ages of 15 and 30.
How to tell fortunes by reading faces
1. Reading faces-faces
The so-called 'face' is a kind of reading of a person's 'facial features' way to the science of destiny. Everyone has heard that there is a saying that "Appearance comes from the heart." This sentence mainly means that a person's personality, thoughts, and good and evil behavior can be seen from his face.
People with a kind personality usually have a kind-looking appearance; people with a vicious heart usually have a more vicious appearance. However, the converse is not necessarily true. There is a saying that "a face is kind and a heart is evil", which means that a face that looks "kind" is actually evil at heart; there is another saying that "a face is kind and the heart is evil", which means that a face that looks "evil" is actually evil. The heart is kind. In short, facial judgment requires professionalism and is not that easy. Although, some more sensitive people can intuitively judge some facial analysis. However, it is not possible to fully use intuition to judge the good or bad luck of a face, and professional numerology analysis is still needed.
The saying "judge a book by its appearance" may seem one-sided, but it is actually very well founded. Your face and the shape of your facial features reveal your character and destiny. Want to know if you and this person are compatible with each other? Is he/she your best partner? The following wonderful "face divination" will immediately give you insight into the degree of compatibility between you and your lover. If you know yourself and the enemy, you can learn from each other's strengths and strengthen each other.
Different facial shapes represent different people’s personalities and attitudes towards career.
Inverted three shape. He is intelligent, suitable for jobs that use his brain, and is a leader-type person. However, they have a weak constitution and are slightly nervous, so they should pay attention to their health.
Circle. They are naturally optimistic, but do not like to use their brains and are prone to being emotional. However, they have a gentle personality and are easily popular among their peers, so they are suitable for careers that make people happy.
Square. He has strong vitality and lively personality. Once he starts something, he will stick to it until the end. Moreover, he is very lucky in wealth and looks happy.
Triangle. Introverted, lack of energy, and lack of physical strength are suitable for working in the same company. It is recommended to exercise more to increase energy.
Long face shape. He has a quiet personality and has the temperament of an artist, but he is not passionate about love and has no passion at all.
2. Look at the face and mouth
If the lips are red, it is usually a person who has plenty of food and salary.
Women with dark purple lips are prone to food stagnation and qi stagnation, and may also break up with their husbands.
People with pale lips are usually frail and sickly.
People with lips as dark as chicken liver are mostly lonely, childless, or have broken trust because they have done something wrong.
People with blue and black lips look like they are starving to death.
The mouth can express a person's emotions, love and will. If the mouth is much wider than the nose, it is a big mouth; if it is smaller than the nose, it is a small mouth. The size of the mouth and the shape of the lips can also reflect a person's wealth.
Lips evenly spaced above and below. Smart, strong willpower, academic success, impressive career achievements...gt;gt;
What is the face of a lucky woman? 1. Clear eyes, gentleness, black and white
She is definitely a gentle beauty, kind-hearted and considerate.
2. Big and lively eyes
Smart and wise.
3. The corners of the mouth are raised
There used to be a saying: a group of girls are asked to watch a joke. After everyone has finished laughing, pay attention to which one still has smiling eyes and lips. If you raise your head slightly, you will know that she is very lucky.
Sweet girls with upward-curved lips tend to have much better luck than others.
4. The nose is fleshy
The tip of the nose is round, plump and fleshy, with no nostrils exposed and no protruding joints. This kind of appearance is the best: you can have a good marriage and enjoy a good salary and good fortune.
The nose is associated with wealth, and a woman’s nose can reveal her husband’s fortune.
A woman with a good nose will not only have wealth, but also a prosperous husband.
Most people call this kind of nose a hanging gall nose, also called a pig gall nose. This is how Xu Ziqi, who married into a wealthy family and spent hundreds of millions on a wedding, is like this!
5. The ears are plump and fleshy
If the ears are plump, fleshy, rosy, and round, it goes without saying that you are lucky and will enjoy happiness in your old age. o(∩_∩)o...
6. Broad eyebrows
Open-minded and gentle in temperament.
7. Red lips and white teeth
Lips and teeth control the breath of children. If your lips and teeth are well grown, you will certainly be able to enjoy the blessings of your descendants for thousands of years!
8. Curved and delicate eyebrows
For example, Xu Ruo is a passionate beauty, with delicate feelings and gentle temperament.
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The above is the information I have collected in the computer. What is the divination that I am not in a hurry about? This is an article that has been posted on the physiognomy website
But there is a saying - physiognomy comes from the heart!
There is a little story about an ordinary-looking sculptor who received a job to sculpt a yaksha. He spent three years completing this large-scale work. As a result, he had a bad temper. Even his facial features underwent subversive changes, especially his eyes and corners of his mouth became extremely terrifying. People around him gradually moved away from him. He was very distressed. Then he came to a temple and asked the abbot for help. The abbot gave him a He was given a job to carve Guanyin and Buddha statues. One year later, his mentality became very casual and open-minded, his appearance changed again, and he made a lot of friends. When he completed the job, he made a great contribution to himself. I would like to thank the abbot for the changes in the temple in one year. The abbot said, you don’t need to thank me. If you want to thank, just thank yourself~~ This story is told to you in a concise way, just to express the truth that the relationship comes from the heart, and to maintain a consistent With a good and optimistic attitude, I believe that good luck will come with every step~~
What face will make you rich? "Getting rich" is everyone's dream, but only some dreams come true, and some do not succeed despite hard work. Ideally, from the perspective of facial appearance, people with the following characteristics are qualified to make a fortune. As the saying goes, "wealth lies in the nose", people with good noses will have wealth. 1. The nose must be fleshy. Bedroom Feng Shui 2. The nose must be straight;
3. The nose should be high and powerful; 4. The tip of the nose should be plump. Round;
5. The nose is well-proportioned;
6. The nostrils are not exposed;
7. The roots are broad and tall.
The first kind of prosperous nose is called "Guanding nose", also known as "Fu rhinoceros nose". In addition to its unique shape, straight nose bridge and fleshy nose, the most important thing about this kind of nose is "mountain root" "Taller than ordinary people, with a strong momentum going straight to the forehead. People with this kind of nose are not only rich, but also noble. They hold high positions and wield great power, and they do big things..."
The second kind of nose that makes people rich is called "hanging bile nose", which is also a sign of natural wealth. What is special about it is that the tip of the nose is very plump and round, and the base is slightly narrow, like a hanging nose. It looks like a hanging "pig gallbladder", so some people call this kind of nose "pig gallbladder nose". Most of these people are poor first and then rich, bitter first and then sweet.
Fortunately, he has good interpersonal relationships, so he will become prosperous and start to accumulate wealth when he enters middle age. When it comes to his money luck, it is by no means free of effort. It usually takes a lot of hard work and hard work to develop. Only then did he get the harvest, and his honest and upright character was the source of his wealth and the formula for success.
The third type of nose for getting rich is called "Ox nose". People with big noses usually have great self-confidence and are courageous. Ox nose is the representative of big noses, and this nose The special feature is that the nose and nose are connected together and are large, and the nostrils are not exposed at all. This person will definitely become rich in the future, but this is not easy to come by. It also requires silent hard work to achieve results... …
The fourth kind of nose that makes people rich is called "Jewish nose". People with this kind of nose are geniuses in business. They have a very distinctive appearance, with a high nose bridge, a big and hooked nose, just like those from foreign countries. People with big noses know how to make money and are clever in their methods. They are a bit aggressive and have a strong desire to dominate. They like to control everything, real estate and feng shui objects, so their behavior will tend to be selfish.
Cooperation between eyes and nose: A person’s nose must be well-grown and must also have a pair of good eyes to produce the best results, because the eyes are mirrors that reflect a person’s inner world. With clear black and white, hidden eyes, and long eyes, he must be a kind-hearted and highly intelligent person. When he obtains money, he will also consider using it appropriately, and he will definitely use it legitimately without harming others. method to obtain.
Cooperation between the bank and the nose: A good nose will make more money, and a full and rich bank is needed, otherwise there will be no place to put the money and it will be easily lost.
Tiancang basement cooperation: Some people are very rich, but look at their noses, they are not very tall and powerful, and their cheekbones are not very tall and plump. So how did he become rich? ?
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