A complete collection of interesting words and long sentences

People are always deceiving themselves, because it is easier to deceive others later. I brought you a long dictionary of funny words here, I hope you will like it!

A complete collection of interesting words and long sentences

1, reduce the number of boys behind each girl to six!

2. Butterflies count not months, but moments. Butterflies have enough time.

3. Haizhu Bridge. Jumping off a bridge alone makes the whole world late.

4. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

6. The journey of exploration lies not in discovering new land, but in cultivating new perspectives.

7. People always deceive themselves, because it is easier than deceiving others.

8. The room is not luxurious and does not need to be clean. For two men and women in love, as long as they can lie down, it is suitable for sex.

9. When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

10, who can tell me what people on TV don't use when sleeping with their hair!

Talk about interesting long sentences

1, love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still trying to force myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!

Don't talk to me about ideals, ok? I quit!

3. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when returning it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

4, even if you believe, there are lies hidden in the middle.

5. Send you an email in case you pretend not to see it; Calling you, I don't know what to say; I have to text you to tell you that your boy is awesome now? How long has it been since you saluted me?

6. When I was in college, I was honored to attend a party with a beautiful woman from our Foreign Languages Department. Just entering the student affairs office, I was shocked by the secretary of the Party branch of the Student Union. The first sentence of their welcome meeting was:? Congratulations, today is your big day. ?

7. The stars in the sky are your gentle eyes, the willows by the river are your charming back, loving you is kissing your beautiful name, loving you is touching the unforgettable past, and loving you is turning into an angel to protect your life.

8. Life. You can't just breathe and fart.

Nowadays, money is better than power. It's better to have a gun than a gun. Better have an axe and a sickle!

10, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

Funny smoke words

1, in Beijing, you will know what is the pain of breathing.

2, Qinyuan Spring Fog: Beijing scenery, thousands of miles hazy, Wan Li dust floating, looking inside and outside the Third Ring Road, dense fog, bird's nest up and down, haze surging! Cars dance with snakes, smoke locks the runway, want to get on the sixth ring road, and need to clean the inside and outside of the car body on sunny days. The air is so bad, countless beautiful women wear masks, but they hide their faces, and nothing can make up for it! It's hard to judge coquettish just by looking at your eyes. A generation of Tianjiao, CCTV underpants, only saw that the back seat had no waist. Dust enters the lungs, and some people do morning exercises.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but I hold your hand in the street, but I can't see your face.

4. Beautiful rivers and mountains are picturesque, and urban construction spans horses. How honored I am to be a vacuum cleaner and travel around the world wearing a mask. Hazy as fog, and like a misty sandstorm, Jingtong will soon enter the morning sun, and Babaoshan will send the sunset glow, no matter what the weather is. Fog or poison, I take drugs for the capital. Where there is poison gas, I'll lie down first. . Green pigment

5. Wukong:? Master, the smoke ahead is like a fairyland. I'm afraid I've arrived at the Buddhist paradise. Tang Priest:? Wukong, that's downtown Beijing! No wonder it is the city with the highest happiness index in China! Otherwise, you stay! ? Wukong:? Master, I'm going to the Western Heaven! ? Tang Priest:? I don't know, but staying here is the quickest way to the west.

6. I went to the park to date someone. I waited for a long time, but I didn't see my girlfriend. When I called, she said that she was also sitting in that chair. I really touched a beautiful woman in a fur coat beside me. After kissing for a while, I found out it was a pet dog.

7. The scenery of the Imperial Capital is thousands of miles of dust, while that of Wan Li is dust. Looking inside and outside the ancient city, the fog is boundless. Up and down the tall buildings, the haze is surging. Cars dance like snakes, chimneys are everywhere, trying to compare with poison gas. On weekends, I watched myself lying at home with my nose and mouth wrapped tightly and begging for mercy. The air is so bad that countless citizens dare not invite them. SHEN WOO, the foggy city, has long been trampled by me; The reputation of Grey City is no longer coquettish. A generation of Tianjiao, CCTV underpants, only the trouser legs are short of waist. Go to the same place, count the sad people and see China. @ Lao Xu Times Review

8. Beijing drifters turned out to be the pain of breathing. You are the real warriors of this era. For a Beijing hukou, you are risking your life and youth for tomorrow!

9. This is a day that you have to live anyway. This food is poisonous. Let's make a fish, don't eat and drink water! Later, the water was also poisonous. Let's be a shrinking turtle, breathing without eating or drinking! Finally, air is poisonous. In order to live, we no longer regard ourselves as human beings.