Please ask for a joke that can make me laugh, one question and one answer

I don’t want to fall in love for the time being = I don’t want to fall in love with you; I just want to be friends with you = I won’t even be a friend if you keep pestering me; you are a good person = Just be nice to me, don’t expect it I like you; I just regard you as a brother/sister = how can love arise among relatives; not my type = you are ugly; you can’t give me what I want = you are poor; are you kidding = the worst It's a joke. Please tell me it's a joke! Understand?

My mother had a great reason for forgetting to wake me up. She said there were too many things on my bed. She looked through them and couldn't find them, so she thought I had gone to school. .

A and B rubbed against each other while driving on the road. They got out of the car to check and found that there was no big problem. A patted B on the shoulder: "Brother, it's fate! Come on, I have a bottle of Moutai here, take a sip." B was also very generous, took it and took a sip, then handed it back: "Brother, you can take a sip too!" A : "No, wait until the police come." B: "...

An easy-to-understand explanation of the concept of love: Inappropriateness means poverty, lack of feeling means ugly. Love at first sight means good-looking, thoughtfulness means wealth. .

Every time I go to self-study, I feel like there are two villains in my brain. One villain says: Forget it, just play on the computer in the dormitory. Okay!

The magician stopped a passerby, handed him a deck of playing cards and said: "This is a new, unopened deck of playing cards. Check to see if there is anything wrong with it." . So the passerby opened the poker, checked it, and said, "No problem." Magician: "No problem, that's fine. It's ten yuan a pair. No refunds or exchanges after unpacking!" ”

Today my boss’s daughter suddenly said to me, “Will you support me for the rest of my life?” When I heard this, I immediately became angry. Your father only gives me 3,000 yuan a month, and you get pocket money a month. The money was only 20,000. Didn’t this force me to rob a bank? I just refused.

If my wife turns off her phone and then turns it on, she finds that there are more than 20 missed calls from her husband. ..I feel extremely happy instantly! If my husband turns on the phone and finds more than 20 missed calls from his wife, I immediately feel like, Damn, I’m going to die this time...

Suddenly I heard someone knocking on the door in the middle of the night. I opened the door and saw a young man delivering food standing outside the door with a lot of delicious food. I said, "You must be mistaken, I didn't order takeout." "I know that." The young man said, "One of your Weibo friends asked me to show it to you. This is the delicacy he will eat tonight. His phone is broken and he cannot post on Weibo." ” —— sodomicity

During the Chinese New Year, I could sleep until noon and get up at noon. Once I vaguely heard my parents chatting. My father said: Who will marry our daughter in the future... My mother then said: It’s so pitiful. Should we sympathize with our son-in-law? Dad said: No, that person has committed too many sins in his previous life and does not deserve sympathy.