Do you have any funny jokes? Tell me a couple!~

1. The boss’s lover is pregnant. The boss is not willing to have the child, but the lover does not agree and insists. The boss was afraid that his wife would find out, so he sent his lover to have a baby in another place, and told him: If the baby is born, just send me a card and write on it, "A hamburger," and I will remit the money to you.

Just after ten months, the boss received a postcard. The boss cried when he saw it. The postcard said: four burgers; three with sausages and one without!

2. Xiao Wang's car collided with another car at an intersection. His car was not in good condition, but he hit someone else's car badly. Xiao Wang quickly said: "I'm sorry, this is My mistake, please call me and tell me the repair cost. I will pay you." After that, he got in the car and left.

The driver who was hit: "What's your phone number?"

Xiao Wang: "It's in the phone book."

"Where's your name?" "The driver yelled.

Xiao Wang didn’t even look back; “It’s also in the phone book.”

3. No matter what the other party says, you always answer: “There is a green vegetable in your tooth.”< /p>

If the other party says: Nonsense, I didn’t eat vegetables today, just say in surprise: It turns out they were from yesterday! By analogy, if the other party says to you, "You have a green vegetable in your tooth," the answer is: "Do you want to eat it? I can pick it out for you."