Begging for disgusting jokes, who has it?

1. A person got on the plane and felt sick. He asked the stewardess for a bag, and when he finished vomiting, the stewardess went to get it. When I came back, I found a plane full of people vomiting, so I asked a man who had just vomited. The man said, "He vomited, and he vomited after drinking half ..."

2. A man opened a restaurant, and one day a beggar came up and asked him for a toothpick. After a while, another beggar came over and asked him for a toothpick. After a while, another beggar came, and the boss said, "Do you want a toothpick? I will give it to you. " The beggar shook his head and said, "Someone threw up just now. The first two fished out all the dry food, leaving only soup. Can you give me a straw? "