Help. Come quickly!

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Problem description:

I am begging for aphorisms about Mandarin. And humorous jokes about Mandarin, thank you. Yes, if the answer is good, I will give you extra points!

Analysis:

This question is difficult to explain in one sentence, so let me start with a short article.

There is a little ghost at home

"Baby, can you come over and wash your face?" "No." Haowen answered his mother loudly without raising his head, and Grandpa was playing with building blocks and chess pieces on the balcony. He was busy finding the familiar chess pieces. He placed two "horses" together and pointed them to grandpa: "horse." He also found four "soldiers" lined up. After arranging the chess pieces, I remembered something and quickly picked up one and showed it to my grandfather: "Pawn." Grandpa praised Haowen and then picked up another chess piece to test him: "What is this?" Haowen took a look. At one glance, he said, "Oh!" As soon as he finished speaking, he clapped his hands and laughed happily.

My mother glanced at the clock and saw that it was almost eight o'clock. She wanted to feed Haowen quickly so that he could go to work, but Haowen refused to move, so her mother had to use her trump card: "Hey, this is What? It’s so delicious. Baby, come and eat it. It’s pumpkin.” When Haowen heard this, he quickly got up and went to grab Grandpa: “Grandpa, get up.” He went straight to the dining room and passed by the living room. He took the saliva that was placed on the coffee table and put it under his chin. His mother quickly helped to wrap it up and took it to wash his face and little hands. Haowen kept twisting and saying: "Pumpkin, it's delicious." After struggling hard, his mother had to Ma Ma Hu Hu wiped the face of the little villain. Seeing that he couldn't catch him, he threatened: "The mice will bite you if your hands are dirty. Show it to mom quickly. Come on, wipe your right hand first." Haowen was timid and immediately stopped. It moved, and I obediently stretched out my right hand to wipe it. My mother said again: "Left hand." She took back her right hand and stretched out her left hand.

Seeing my sister come to play at home, she gave Haowen a hug warmly as soon as she met. Haowen rubbed his neck, leaned back, and looked at his sister from a distance. While eating, Haowen He sat obediently on his mother's lap and ate, looking at his sister curiously from time to time. Later, his sister got off the ground and ran to the living room to play. The aunt called her: "Look, look, come here quickly." Haowen also raised his head. Turning to the direction of the living room, he shouted loudly: "Look, look!" Because it was not accurate, no one heard that he was calling his sister in the first few times. Later, he understood, and his mother taught Haowen how to call "sister" "Look at sister", Haowen stopped eating and kept shouting "look at sister", "look at sister", practicing -ing.

One day when his mother was washing her face, Haowen followed the bathroom and saw that her mother had only washed the baby's urinal basin without putting it on the basin stand. He quickly picked up the basin with both hands and put it at the bottom. We went to the first floor, which is where the mother usually puts the baby's urinal basin. Haowen has very good observation skills and knows where to put the basin. He is also very particular about not leaving it randomly. If my mother leaves it carelessly, she will correct it. She often moves it around, causing the basin shelf to tip over. After washing his face and sitting down to have breakfast, Haowen looked at the bird on the roof opposite and suddenly said: "a, o, e", which was really good, which made his mother happy. When eating, point to the soup bowl with a small spoon and say: "Lotus root soup". You don't want your mother to scoop it out, you have to scoop it out yourself.

Mother gave Haowen a bath and asked Haowen to get a big towel for the mother to wash and a small one for the baby. Haowen ran to open the cabinet and brought over a large and a small towel. The big one was handed to the mother and said: "Mom, towel." The mother also wanted the smaller one, but Haowen refused to give it and said, "Baby wash it." The mother said to take it first, but when she refused, the mother said, "Baby is stubborn." Haowen immediately retorted: "Mom is stubborn!" He said it several times in a row. I really don't know how he knew the meaning of "犊".

One day, my mother wore a pair of woolen pants and held Haowen in her arms while feeding him. Haowen sat unsteadily and kept twisting until he was almost full. , I had to go to the ground. After I got down, I turned around and touched my mother's trouser legs a few times with my little hands. Seeing that my mother didn't understand, I became anxious. I grabbed my mother's pants and pulled them down. I ran to the bedroom and hugged my mother. The casual pants I wore at home came, but it turned out that my little butt was being pinched and felt uncomfortable, so I asked my mother to change my pants.

When Haowen was one year old and two months old, just after he could walk well, he was very willing to help his mother with things, and his observation skills were also very good. Without realizing it, he would know where things were placed at home, and where the food was. When it gets cold, put it in the microwave to heat it up. Give the mother the clothes she has changed to wash. It is clear which is the baby's urinal, which is the baby's washbasin, and so on.

Now Haowen is one year and eight months old. He is a little kid but a big kid, and he is the pistachio of his family. Sometimes his mother teases him and asks him, "Whose is the little rascal?" He will answer "Dad's." Everyone loves to eat, but Haowen's favorite thing is spherical things. When he sees a big hydrogen balloon on the street, he will say "baby's balloon" and will feed him with his little spoon dutifully when eating. Mom: "Mom, eat." Let mom happily feel that all the hardship and fatigue are worth it.

It is such a cute little baby that makes mothers truly understand what is meant by "old people and old people, young people and young people". As long as they see a baby on the street, they will A heartfelt smile appeared on his face.