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First grade pants joke video

Early in the morning, I was shit in my pants, and the smell of smelly shit came to my nose. To be honest, it's terrible, but I'm not angry, but very happy.

This is what some readers have read. It is estimated that some people will doubt whether I have any hobbies or even whether I am crazy. However, if I am a mother, it is best to take care of readers who are only a few months old, and they will understand that my happiness is sincere and even exciting.

Sister Long (note: Sister Long is a baby girl who is almost two and a half months old, so she is nicknamed Sister Long because she has a little sister named girl) for two days. Before that, she defecated once or twice a day, more often at birth. I was a little worried when I was a mother, although the doctor said it was so small during the physical examination before vaccination.

? At five o'clock in the morning, I was awakened by the rumble in Sister Long's stomach. In a blur, I seem to smell smelly shit. My first reaction was: Did Sister Long shit? When I opened the diaper, I saw that it was still clean. I'm a little disappointed and frustrated, and I'm worried: Why doesn't Sister Long shit? You don't have indigestion, do you

At eight o'clock in the morning, I just finished feeding Sister Long, and I heard her stomach growling and her ass seemed to be defecating. "I really shit this time, so I can't be wrong," I told myself mentally. After a while, I guess Long Mei finished pulling and opened the diaper. Sure enough, I didn't guess wrong this time. After two days, Long Mei finally became wider and her weight was normal. I was chatting happily with her: "Baby, you finally stink. Come on, Mommy will help you wash little ass ... "I helped Sister Long clean up, while letting Sister Long lie on my lap, holding one hand up. Continue to pull up the stool. By the time I realized it, many golden masterpieces of Sister Long had stuck to my pants. "Well, this weight is like not going to the toilet for two days. Fortunately, the baby is estimated to have nothing uncomfortable. " I said to myself happily, and finally hummed and teased Sister Long, and helped Sister Long clean up.

The above is the detailed process of my happiness after being pulled all over with shit. I believe many treasure moms have had similar experiences, right? For me at present, the healthy growth of children is my greatest happiness!