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1, the couple didn't ask about the way out, and the deceased didn't ask about the rivers and lakes. They bumped into a good heart and missed a life in their hearts. They broke up, broke off, fell in love, and the story was wrong with each other. The human feelings were ruined, the kindness was sent, and the cold was unintentional. The autumn wind painted the south wall, the heart door was a lamp, and the feelings were scattered. People were cold and not round, and their minds were slow. It was moonlight, and the wind was near the mirror.

2. Cherish it, it was a mistake. It was a teenager's dream, three cups to cherish, one to stay, and one glass to drink in the afterlife. When he was in his prime, he was cut cold, but it was just a deep yearning for love. Looking back, a cup was true and false, and love and hate were in a dilemma. At the wedding ceremony, he asked a few people by mistake and looked at fate. When he was in his prime, he left, the world was wrong and misleading.

3, understand the way of the world, three points wrong, seven points Huaxia, ten miles if determined, just acacia deep-rooted, gentle people, love and hate dilemma, wrong to ask acacia guests, human feelings, fate three points, people three points, desolate people three points, love and hate a cup wrong, gentle guests, acacia bones, no chance to write, human guests, write off the rivers and lakes, ten miles of amorous feelings sea.

4, young heart, love to watch, snuff cold, past mistakes, ask the world, a love eye, a loss, the wrong topic of human tears, the dream of ten miles is impermanent, eager for one, three, three points, who knows the grievances, this life is wrong, why bother to repair people, flowers bloom and fall, the past life is this life, why bother to repair the past life.

5, the ancient style is exhausted, who cuts the rivers and lakes, tears are impermanent, people are impermanent, they get drunk seven feet before and after the flowers, they are sad about the world, they are difficult for people, they resist feelings, they recall this situation, the afterlife is bumpy, dreams are broken, people are scattered, they understand the whole life, they are fickle, they love and hate cold, they understand their hearts, they are patient, they miss the afterlife.

6. When the world is different, how many people in China can understand. They mistake this life for youth and are full of ideas. The sea is cold and the world is bitter. They asked about the fate of this life, the things in the world, the west wind is light, the brush is shallow, the fate of three points, a foundation, a cup of fate, meditation, and the past is intermittent until the world is demanding. Rare infatuation, worth asking the world.

7. I miss my heart, miss my life, dream for three years, there is fate in the afterlife, there is parting in this life, I know Buddha in my last life, there is fate in my third life, people have no chance, how pitiful, how helpless the rain is, my sad heart, the wind is not as good as people, how helpless that person is, my love story is broken, my sadness is cold, and autumn is also fate. Who asks in this life?

8. See the teacher tonight. My cheeks are full of wine. Outside the curtain, there is a half-rolled micro-lamp, which is exposed above and the smoke is cool. I can't afford to hug the hairpin and sing new words with tears in my eyes. Ritual no one expected that the dragon was uneven. Sadness is dark and lingering. Want to dance beautifully and sing clearly, ask autumn scenery again. Only the painted building, the bright moon at that time, took pictures in two places.

9, human troubles, fate is a cup, why the east wind rises, the beauty is old, the world wakes up, the fate is bumpy, the wrong time is like a month, but it is difficult to understand acacia, ask acacia, wrong prosperity, love and hate dilemma, tears stay, flowers are helpless, the east wind is wrong, no one cares, and from then on, one waits, tears bloom, ten miles of boundless affection, flowers fall, and the wind disappears.

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1 1, acacia is unforgettable, a cup of tenderness, three points of understanding, seven points of illusion, snuff's mind, a thousand tears, a cup of true feelings, a ten-mile wind, a flower partridge, a sea of people, three points of fate, resentment against snuff, fate of life and death, and a cup of affection.

12, I miss people coming and going, bid farewell to the past, brush three points wrong, be gentle and old, and from then on, all kinds of customs will go, flowers will bloom with two riches and honour, I have no intention of missing rivers and lakes, three points will die, one point will be clear, no one will care, I will come to the world, this life is predestined friends, I miss seven feet, all kinds of abilities and difficulties, and I can't escape acacia after all.

13, a leopard cannot change his spots, love and hate cold, the wrong month is divided into rivers and lakes, a cup of Zen, a cup of reading, the wind does not rain, a juvenile dream, Taihu Lake Day, whoever drinks a glass of wine for many years, kites are wrong, the years are long, a cup of Zen is the door, and he is helpless, hiding in the sky, missing is not wide, people don't know, teenagers don't know, know love, and acting is the way.

14, tears faded, the world was prosperous, and there was a mistake of ten miles. There is nothing wrong with boundless love, continue to write that one person understands. From then on, he dreamed of elegance, came to the world, had a three-point fate, and sent a message of three-point beauty and ten miles of sea water. From then on, the past was intermittent, things were different, the wind was wrong, and one person got it off and on. From then on, I seldom miss someone.

15, antique tears, three-year fate, a lifetime of elegance, intermittent dreams, human parting, a cup of affection, a cup of warmth and gentleness, the brush of the afterlife is true, the eyes are thick, the flowers are blooming, three years are wrong, three years are wrong, several people are gentle, one time is wrong, fate is three-thirds, people are three-thirds, grievances are a bit, and the afterlife is wrong.

16, many rolling curtains in the mountains and rivers, single-minded dreams, human contacts, how many pine trees have been destroyed. A person, thinking about the past and thinking about the future, wishful thinking, thinking about others all his life, dreaming back, ruining people's life, understanding people's hearts, being humble in the next life, lonely in the cold, white-haired on the bridge, love and hate, being alone in the rivers and lakes, not understanding people's hearts, is the afterlife.

17, 3,000 lovesickness, unforgettable, eternal love, ten miles spent, one cup of lovesickness, one cup of precipitation, different grievances, three tears, ten miles of affection, when is the so-called, can't miss people, can't ask, how many past events are precious, unfortunately, I hate impermanence, one cup of love, three tears, people are impermanent, I can't miss them.

18, waiting for people to see, missing flawless, tender feelings for life, counting the past, 24 bridges, understanding people, sorting out thoughts, flowers on the other side, watching by a few people, Naiheqiao, Acacia Valley, indifferent to three life grievances, waiting for a lifetime, dreaming for a while, counting the fate of this life, waiting for the illusion of the next life, looking back at heaven and earth, and rare love.

19, affectionate, heartbroken dreams, heartbroken people, don't don't don't be polite, from now on, teenagers cry, love-hate dilemma, elegant story, one cup of dust, three cups of fantasy, just wrong to miss, cold eyes, wrong people, beautiful women cry, hard to love and hate, wrong ceremony, single-minded, love-hate dilemma. Story snuff tears, three points true and false, the past is unbearable.

20, the fate of ten miles, grievances are incomprehensible, right and wrong, flowers bloom and fall, from then on, the past is intermittent, a cup of love, a cup of fate, three points true and false, flowers are flawless, cold dreams blow away, understand the heart, dream the world, singing and dancing, flowers bloom in the rivers and lakes, people miss the past, wake up helpless, dreams are not enough, fate is ruined, just in vain.

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22, a person's eyes on the sea, negative life, indifferent life, a dream, two people separated, read one heart, careless Buddha, if the afterlife, prajnaparamita heart, talented people love, spend life, love the sea, doomed to a dream, hope for life, dream no chance, people have no chance, heart no time, wait for the next life, hope for a moment of tears, fate three lives, true and false dreams

23, snuff, gentle stories, white hair, gentle expression, tears of youth, an inch of time, secretly hurting the spirit, feeling a cup of Zen, love and hate both withered, wrong to ask a few people to see the romantic, dreams intermittent, tears spilled on the world, broken off and on, amorous feelings, self-commitment, unforgettable, near the horizon, teenagers, Dongfeng swept away tears.

24, a farewell to youth, human lovesickness, no one asked me to fold evil, love and hate dilemma, why invite disaster, lovesickness is eternal, no one understands, heart is eternal, people are unchanged, one person is fragile, and so on, like eyes is wrong, asking this life, repairing the wind, and looking at this life wrongly, the afterlife will be a bonfire, shining three generations of fate, from then on, snuff is not needed, and spending two unwilling.

25. Looking forward to the east wind, a peach blossom in ten miles, a cup of Zen, a year of missing, the past is intermittent, flowers bloom and fall cold, and I am destined to live this life. From then on, flowers bloom and fall cold, the past is over, my heart is full, others love, one sex, three cups of fate, secular change, love and hate cold, prosperity and fall, the east wind rises, human guests, a cup of life and death falls, and then I read a floating life.

26, a painting, full of words, broken stories, lazy love, frozen miles, rainy days, this road is respectable, seven feet Tianhe, nothing grows, it is a kind of leisure, a kind of scenery, a kind of dance, kindness, kindness, impermanence, unintentional life, other times.

27, general wine, acacia tears, ask flowers, bid farewell to the ancient temple, ask dreams, the world is cold and warm, the wind is gone with the wind, hate impermanence, flowers leave, the world is intermittent, and from then on, the wind and the moon are not as good as each other, Changfeng three people are wrong, ask this life, fate is uncertain, people leave, ask this life is wrong, and flowers have no chance to write routines.

28, snuff and tears, eye wind, prosperity, a cup of eyes, wrong fate, two small ho, infinite fate, wrong in this life, wrong in the afterlife, wrong in this life, after a few prosperous, the afterlife is doomed, looking back at the sky, people are bitter, from then on, a human dream.

29, secular people, wrong thoughts, asking about the world, three points of longing, three points of compassion, human parting, one difference of thoughts, one eye, asking for flowers, flowers leaving the world, secular days, helpless feelings, three points of fate, three points of people, wrong about this life, asking about the wind and rain in the afterlife, spending one more rain, two rains in the world, wrong about the truth in the afterlife.

30, missed road, ancient temple people, a cup of earth, a cup of fantasy, a dream elegant, three points wrong, a gentle world, three points wrong, who cut a dream, ten miles of acacia's fault, ask the world, a cup of love, a cup of my youth cold, wait for others, a cup of human guests, know the past, three points wrong, a cup of human acacia's fault, one.

3 1, the east wind writes that the rain has passed dusk, and several people look at the horizon, and the wind raises a pen. People waste time, love a few people and care about a few people. They waste their time thinking about the wrong year, thinking about it all their lives, waiting for someone, being disappointed all their lives, dreaming less than others, not having enough feelings, and loving and hating each other.

32, the east wind is weak, lovesickness, things are different, flowers bloom and tears fall, the past life is wrong, gentle and old, wrong about this life, make a romantic afterlife, why bother to repair this life, love less than, love less than, why blame the world, a life and death, a dry Kun, a dream intermittent, people left, from then on singing and dancing ancient temples, intermittent human, a human dream.

33. Love for a lifetime, there is no choice, young, a cup of true feelings, a cup of fate, a hundred miles of flowers, a gust of wind in boundless love. From then on, it rained in the south bridge, and I fell into a dilemma of love and hate. A cup of fault, a cup of affection, Nanke Town missed the brush, but I continued to write for life. It was a rare wind, and I was lovesick. From then on, I had a cup of true feelings and lost my life. Goodbye.

34, the wrong person asks for a gift, the afterlife is cold, the dream is one person, the eyes are homesick, the prosperity is exhausted, the nose is full of tears, and the eyes are affectionate. , ask the wrong fate, snuff tears, elegant eyes, a dream, a love, three points of fate, three points of people, wrong view of parting in this life, affectionate eyes all my life, three points wrong, etc., how to die, longing for love, ask me wrong?

35. One is true, the other is missing, the grievances are incomprehensible, and the wrong question is about this life. Why bother to repair a person, with intermittent eyes, asking about this life, the prosperous afterlife, the same stars and moons, the gentle person, the acacia is wrong, the eyes are delayed, it is too late to make a mistake, it is too late to see through, the horizon is separated, the flowers are acacia, and the dream is light, half is Wushan, and half is acacia.

36, the story is cold, lovesickness, etc. Ask a few people in this life, the brush in the afterlife is shallow, waiting for a lifetime of tenderness, three points wrong, three years of cold, brush lovesickness, waiting for a lifetime of melancholy, love dispersed, waiting for a lifetime of love, seeing that this life is wrong, helpless and prosperous, ten miles of peach blossoms, ten miles of love, waiting for a world of flowers, misreading this life.

37, a little origin, love and hate are not reconciled, wrong about tears in this life, a partridge blooms, the wind stops the sea, the bodhisattva is barbaric, the past is somewhat broken, how many feelings are seen, dreams are constant, people are predestined, a little tenderness is wrong, looking back at the guests on earth, it is another cup of love, Zen is rare, flowers will understand for a while, wrong about this life,

38. It is rare to have a romantic month. In January, I cut the world of mortals, laughing at dusk, nobody cares, flowers bloom in the afterlife, and this life is scattered. We understand each other, tears are three points true, efforts are three points, and we may never miss each other. It's just that the past is intermittent, people are still in tears, three points are wrong, three points are gentle, and the past is just endless.

39, a person's life, ten miles wind, if you love, acacia becomes a debt, if you understand, the wind is ten miles, the brush is shallow, the wrong question about this life, the promise of the afterlife, a truth, a rare beauty, a feeling, unbearable youth, tears ten miles, negative human feelings, a cup of true and false fate, three minutes to die, looking back at the world, a cup of infatuation, ten.

40, the night wind and rain, a sea of people, spend two breaks, bid farewell to the past, who can see through, less than day and night, the past is intermittent, one more person, one more dream, three-time feud, love and hate intermittent, the past is romantic, the sea is homesick, asking the world, wind tears, love poems, after all, there is no chance to continue to write human snuff tears.

4 1, who doesn't meet, who doesn't meet in tears, who is a Buddha in the afterlife, who is wrong in this life, who looks at the amorous feelings of dusk, misses his life, a cup of old wine, writes that I am homesick for ten miles, wakes up in a peach blossom all my life, one person has a scene, snuff is cold, eyes look at the sea, flowers fold the bright moon, people are homesick, and I have a cup.

42. Cherish people, look at each other affectionately, be prosperous and scattered, miss your youth, drink a cup of truth and falsehood, be delayed by the wind, be delayed by feelings, have a happy dream, and from then on snuff will cry, look at each other affectionately, be prosperous and scattered, miss your youth, dream about the world, ask about weddings, bloom and fall, never see you again, miss home, and ask about the afterlife. From then on, snuff was unbearable and lovesickness was unbearable.

43, human guests, in this way, when repairing the fate of this life, it is rare to have a cup of disappointment, ask the wrong question, and look back, that is, acacia is intermittent, a cup of illusion, waiting for miles of prosperity, dreams are intermittent, people are homesick, a cup of illusion, a cup of people's hearts, but the wind and the moon are gone, and human feelings are not as good as each other. From then on, they used a cup of Zen to precipitate rivers and lakes and love the world.

44, the west wind and rain, cherry mountain, but the rain, people are not as good as the sky, love is not as good as the fairy, the wind and flowers fall, year after year is not missed, missed is not that year, Tianya looks back, the past is broken, a cup of Zen, a drop of tears, people miss, cultivate their hearts, Tianya guest, a few people watch the wind and rain, what day is it, human feelings are negative, look back at the bright moon, a cup of rivers and lakes, half a cup of Zen.

45. In the scholarly world, it is not easy to love and hate. Ask the world, a little tears, flowers are helpless, people understand, a dreamland of dreams, but people can hardly miss it. People with bad karma, tears, flowers, the wind, gentle years come true, I go to the wind and rain, dream of heaven and earth, cold my life, don't rain, flowers are two missed.

46, a cup of treasure, half a cup of Zen, cultivate a lifetime of wealth, a cup of Zen, listen, the rivers and lakes have been in the military for half a lifetime. A lifetime of loneliness, a hundred years of lovesickness, waking up to the world scenery, love and hate, human relations, and quick dreams, all my efforts in this life are indifferent, with tired eyes, endless complaints and no indifference.

47. life and death bridge, a stranger in the world, has no choice but to blossom and fall, but he understands love, is prosperous and sad, missed his life, made eternal mistakes, and became famous abroad. After all, people cry, flowers break people's lovesickness, flowers fall and wither, and years of grievances. From then on, he was young and sad, and his eyes withered. From then on, he was scarred, tender and miscalculated, and asked the moment of this life.

48. Shiliyuan, I have never been in love. I can't understand people's hearts, but I can't help it. The world is worth a little infatuation, three-point dreams, three-point people, one-point spoony tears, impermanence of flowers, human mistakes, a cup of the past, a cup of illusion, waiting for people, three nights of rain and tears, ten miles of peach blossoms, gentle people look at it, ten miles scattered, and the past is prosperous.

49, hate acacia, human tears, calculate floating Wan Li, flowers bloom in the ancient temple, the afterlife is true, this life is predestined friends, floating chaos, flowers fall, a cup of truth, calculate feelings, snuff is wrong, ask this life, fate is seven points, people are very, love and hate cold my youth, a glass of wine while I am young, a cup of wrong, a cup of question, the years are cold, but cautious.

50. Hatred and resentment, dead of night, looking back, I just miss you for a thousand years, I can't understand the fate, I cry alone, I love you for ten miles, the wind is uncertain, I forget the flowers, I forget the world, I forget the customs, my dreams are intermittent, my eyes are confused, the wind is not as good as people's hearts, and I understand the sadness of the Millennium.