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Luo Yonghao is joking about his mobile phone.
Luo Yonghao 1972 was born in a very ordinary family. He has been a thoughtful child since he was a child. He often has some unrealistic dreams, but he doesn't like learning with his sensitive brain. Mainstream courses are too monotonous for him. At that time, Luo Yonghao felt that he was out of step with contemporary education, and even if he continued to go to school, he didn't make great progress. So he was headstrong when he was 17 years old.
In this era when it is difficult for college students to find jobs, a high school dropout in Luo Yonghao will definitely not find any good jobs. After dropping out of school, Luo Yonghao did almost anything to make money. He sold second-hand books and computer accessories, but he didn't mix anything. But Luo Yonghao was born an ordinary person. He heard from his classmates that being an English teacher is very profitable, so Luo Yonghao went to study English hard for a long time. Then I went to the New Oriental School, which was very popular at that time, to recruit. According to the truth, it's hard to get a foothold in New Oriental with Luo Yonghao's education, but Luo Yonghao wrote me a recommendation letter of more than 10,000 words, so I asked him to give it a try. Luo Yonghao failed twice, but fortunately I gave Luo Yonghao a third chance. After the third attempt, Luo Yonghao finally passed and became an English lecturer in New Oriental. It is precisely because Luo Yonghao became an English lecturer in New Oriental.
In fact, Luo Yonghao's lecture level is average, but his lecture style is humorous, and there are always some unrealistic utopian feelings in his words, which just fits the students' ideas, so he is very popular with the students, and some students secretly record Luo Yonghao's lectures and put them online. At that time, Lao Luo's quotations became popular on the Internet, and later Luo Yonghao also became popular on the Internet. It can be said that Luo Yonghao was the earliest and hottest internet celebrity at that time. In fact, in New Oriental at that time, Luo Yonghao's salary was not low, and his annual salary reached one million before he was 30 years old. This was once a great victory for a normal person, but Luo Yonghao was a very idealistic and dissatisfied person. He felt that he could be better, so he resigned from the East again and started his own business. However, since Luo Yonghao made this decision, he has entered a nightmare of life.
After Luo Yonghao resigned from the East again in 2006, Niubo was founded. He wants to build a website that never deletes posts. At that time, this website had a lot of big V's, so the traffic of Niubo. Com was very high at that time, reaching millions. However, Luo Yonghao's entrepreneurial career seems to be unsatisfactory from the beginning. For some reasons, this website was forced to close in 2009, but Luo Yonghao didn't lose heart or give up. He is optimistic about the education and training industry. A company was set up to do English training. Unfortunately, this training school failed again. It doesn't matter. 20 12 years is the generative growth period of smart phones. At that time, hammer technology developed rapidly, so Luo Yonghao took out all his fortune to make a mobile phone, and this time it was the same.
At first, it was a great victory. As soon as the hammer mobile phone came out, it attracted a lot of people's attention, but what didn't match the popularity was that the sales volume of the hammer mobile phone was not high, and the advent of three consecutive mobile phones ended in failure. In the end, the hammer mobile phone failed, leaving Luo Yonghao with a direct debt of 600 million yuan. Finally, the nut phone was sold to ByteDance, and Luo Yonghao was on the list of untrustworthy people, but in fact, most of the 600 million debts were in the name of Hammer Technology. So as long as Luo Yonghao files for bankruptcy, it basically doesn't have to pay back that much money, but Luo Yonghao doesn't. He has passion, utopian ideals and scheming, so Luo Yonghao did not file for bankruptcy, and he will not file for bankruptcy.
Since then, Luo Yonghao has embarked on the road of debt repayment. In order to pay his debts, he tried his best to do a lot. He endorsed his most despised mobile game, and later participated in the establishment of e-cigarettes by Xiaoye. However, Luo Yonghao's frustration did not stop there. Twenty minutes after he released Weibo's "Little Master" e-cigarette, the state issued a ban on selling e-cigarettes online. He wanted to go on variety shows to make money and pay off debts, but as a result, he caught up with the epidemic and finally dropped it. Luo Yonghao's physique of doing one thing and destroying another makes people call him an industry ghost lamp, but the industry ghost lamp has never extinguished his glory, and Luo Yonghao seized the vane of live broadcast. The total transaction amount of his first delivery exceeded 1. 1 100 million yuan, setting a new record for Tik Tok live delivery.
In the following months, Luo Yonghao stopped broadcasting nearly 30 live broadcasts, with total sales exceeding 654.38 billion yuan. At this time, everyone was surprised to find that Luo Yonghao, which owed 600 million yuan, really had to pay off all its debts. According to Luo Yonghao himself, he now owes 600 million yuan, paid 400 million yuan at a time, and still has 200 million yuan to pay off. According to him, in addition to e-commerce, there are.
During the variety show, Luo Yonghao once joked that if I had to make a play after paying off my debts, it would be called True Story. This is a joke, but I can understand how difficult it is for Luo Yonghao to pay off his debts. In the interview program, Luo Yonghao also said that if you owe the bank 100 yuan, it will make you feel bad. If you owe the bank 1 100 million, the bank will feel bad, although Luo Yonghao owes 600 million. Although many people regard Luo Yonghao as a joke, he always has a utopia in his heart, full of enthusiasm. I hope Mr Luo Can will start his own business after paying off all his debts.
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