Cool jokes made by cold people

A cold joke

1. Gravity was first discovered by a Hainanese in my country.

200 years earlier than Europe. Not as famous as Newton.

Because he was enjoying the shade under a coconut tree.

A coconut fell and hit him seriously, causing him to lose the ability to speak.

2. A blind man was walking on the road holding a lantern. Others asked: You are blind, what is the use of holding a lantern?

The blind man replied: I am not doing it for myself, I am afraid of others. Can't see the road clearly. This is Confucianism.

The blind man replied: I am afraid that others will hit me. This is the Mohist family.

The blind man replied: Doesn’t it mean that you have to light a lantern when you go out at night? This is Legalism.

The blind man replied: If you want to fight, just fight. Why ask what is the use? This is Taoism.

The blind man replied: Guess. This is the Buddhist family.

3. Some questions about the underworld:

1. Is Wangxiang Terrace a public place?

2. Is there any Yama Hall? Super-standard building?

3. Is Huangquan Road a national highway or a high-speed rail? Is there a toll? Is there a speed limit?

4. Is the Bullhead Horse Noodle a pet or a national civil servant?

5. Was the Naihe Bridge designed by Chinese experts? Will it collapse?

6. Are the housing prices in the Eighteenth Level of Hell high? Can it be demolished at will? Are there any nail households?

< p> 7. Is Meng Po soup a green food? Are sterilized tableware used?

4. The moon and stars are sparse, and the black magpie flies south; it circles the tree three times, but there is no branch to rely on. What state of mind do these four lines of poetry express?

? He went to eat and couldn't find a parking space. ? ;