Super nonsensical funny quotes

From childhood to now, the only thing I can hold or put down is chopsticks. Do you like these nonsensical funny quotes? Now I will share with you super nonsensical funny quotes, welcome to read! Super nonsensical funny quotes

1. My biggest shortcoming is lack of money...

2. An iron pestle can be ground into something A needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

3. Youth is dedicated to the house, and middle age is dedicated to the children.

4. A woman chases a man with a veil between them. Men chase women, and mothers are separated from each other.

5. When will the bright moon appear? Look up and see for yourself.

6. When you reach the top of the mountain, you realize that there is only a few steps between the wrong road and the right road.

7. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.

8. Being angry is punishing yourself for the mistakes of others.

9. If I don’t have money or power, if I don’t treat you well, can you follow me?

10. I would rather fight with someone who understands than say a word to SB!

11. A big woman cannot be without power for a day, and a little woman cannot be without money for a day!

12. It’s not that I don’t smile, but I lose fans when I smile -_-!

13. No matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-hundred-and-fifty-year-old.

14. My phone number is, everyone is welcome to call.

15. A key fell into a manure pit and was dyed yellow. People in the world called him "Dongxie"...

16. Don't tell jokes at the beach, as it will cause trouble. "The sea laughs".

17. All good men have gone to be monks, and all good women have gone to be nuns, so I say: Master, just follow the old monks.

18. What you call a public place is just a toilet in my eyes.

19. In fact, I am not vulgar, I am just not obvious.

20. The world belongs to us and the children, but in the end it belongs to the grandchildren!

21. Don’t try to teach pigs to sing. Not only will there be no results, but they will also make the pigs unhappy!

22. I really want to sleep a lot, play a lot, eat a lot, laugh a lot, and cry a lot.

23. Suddenly looking back, the man next to me was standing at the top of the stairs holding soy milk.

24. You have to believe, believe that we will be like the fairy tale, with frogs and dinosaurs ending.

25. For a true XX master, everything in his body is a weapon, and everything in the north and south is a venue.

26. The so-called online dating is a legendary behavior that can take someone’s virginity thousands of miles away.

27. Nothing is impossible in this world, just like Li Yuchun can be a woman and Liu Zhu can be a man.

28. Beauty, disaster, is originally a parallel word. Beauty refers to women, disaster refers to men. Beauty, disaster actually means women and men.

29. Women are actually extremely dangerous animals. Her beauty is more of a warning color than a protective one.

30. The reason why flowers are stuck in cow dung is because cow dung is very nutritious.

31. The worst thing in the world is: there is no more radiation and too much salt!

32. One day when you die, I will burn a seat in Yihongyuan as a gift to you.

33. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, and nothing is reliable. If you have nothing to do in your free time, it is better to play Landlord.

34. Looking back, that man is already the child’s father.

35. Growing old together is not a matter of dyeing your hair or knocking out a few teeth.

36. If you don’t read the book during the exam, you are like a pig. Don’t panic if you cheat. If you catch it, just pretend.

37. In this world, the streets are full of Liu Yiyang’s mother and Tong Jiaqian’s mother.

38. Others are pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

39. Smoking is an art of life; looking for smooching is an attitude towards life.

40. The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages.

41. There is only one Liu Yiyang in the world, but it is a pity that he is on TV.

42. How long have the two been embracing each other? The two are watching the fun.

43. Believe it or not, I slapped you against the wall and you couldn’t even buckle it down!

44. When I see people pretending to be B, I always lower my head. It’s not that I’m low-key, but that I’m looking for bricks.

45. Look into my eyes, and in addition to eye droppings, you will also see perseverance and sincerity.

46. I am not Autuman. I don’t have the energy to be brave like him.

47. Staying up late is because you don’t have the courage to end the day; staying in bed is because you don’t have the courage to start the day.

48. Poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani.

49. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

50. Just forget about scolding you. Only when I beat you will you know that I am both civil and military.

51. You think of others too complicatedly because you are not simple either.

52. I don’t curse because I have strong hands-on skills.

53. Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.

54. For girls: If you go out to hang out, you will get pregnant sooner or later.

55. People searched for her thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, that person still dismissed me...

56. The people I like are all on the hard drive.

57. Youth, you are so acne-prone!

58. After many years of being a little lolita, she still became Xianglin’s wife...

59. Cough! Say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn't.

60. I suggest that everyone should understand my appearance first and appreciate it secondly.

61. From heaven to hell, I am just passing through the world.

62. In fact, I am a homebody. It’s just a matter of whose home I stay at.

63. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t play with you as much as you want.

64. Life is short, it must be sexy.

65. First line: Maybe it seems like it; second line: But it may not be impossible.

66. There are some things that you don’t need to argue about. You can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

67. Be brave enough to admit your mistakes and never change them.

68. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability can lead him away.

69. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up, but it turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

70. If you get angry for one minute, you will lose seconds of happiness.

71. Some men are as smart as the weather and changeable. Some women are as stupid as weather forecasters, unable to tell when the weather is changing.

72. Over the years, my toilet seat has never been raised!

73. When I think that girls will be able to legally marry after this year, my dick will get even bigger!

74. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out earlier.

75. Grandpas come from grandsons.

76. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

77. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

78. Even if you already have your name, I will replace the flowers with others...

79. People need face, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.

80. If you can’t bear it anymore, just bear it again.

81. Hang up a mosquito net and sleep naked inside to tease the mosquitoes and kill them.

82. Behind every successful Ultraman, there is a little monster who is silently beaten.

83. If the love lasts for a long time, how long will it take to get married?

84. The so-called threshold is a door if you pass it, and a threshold if you cannot pass it.

85. You are not a VIP, not even a V, you are just a P.

86. Others thought I was bowing my head in thought, but the truth was that I was looking at whether I should pick up this hair on the ground.

87. On a whim, I used your photos as my desktop, and damn, I got a computer virus.

88. If my life were a movie, you would be the advertisement that pops up.

89. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future.

90. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the lack of retention of the butt.

91. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

92. Although the bird is small, it really covers the entire sky.

93. No matter how powerful Tang Seng is, he is just a monkey trick.

94. I wanted to turn around gracefully, but unfortunately I hit the wall gracefully.

95. Sleeping posture determines hairstyle. Starting today, I will study the relationship between sleeping posture and hairstyle at home.

96. Take someone else’s car and go your own way.

97. When I fall asleep, I dream out my dreams and saliva.

98. I have a cool mini skirt, but unfortunately my legs are not mini-like enough.

99. My youth owes me 10 million, so I will not let it go before paying off the money.

100. I originally wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but unexpectedly I became fat one bite at a time.