A joke

1 Matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out and scratched, scratching and burning myself to death …

A girl was lovelorn, so I advised her, "Toads with two legs are hard to find, but men with three legs are plentiful!" "

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

There was a fat man ... who jumped from the twentieth floor ... and it turned out to be ... a fat man! !

A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later? It says: meow ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A child cried, and his father said, be good, don't cry. Later, his father will take you to the vegetable market to watch others eat sugar. ...........................

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