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Why uninstall Netease Cloud Music?
I have always felt that Netease has hidden most of China's network water army.
Really.
Before World of Warcraft was represented by Ninetowns, it was later "robbed" by Netease. When the ninth city acted as an agent, there was constant abuse. Everything the ninth city did was wrong, saying that the ninth city was black-hearted and had no moral integrity. Later, the contract expired and Netease took over.
There must be many contradictions between the game agent and the game itself. Some people criticize Netease's translation, while others criticize Netease's interface. All in all, these criticisms exist.
The advantage of Netease over the Nine Cities is that there are always a group of people who are quite Netease.
These people are often well-founded, not at all like the water army.
Over time, this Netease voice has occupied the mainstream of public opinion. At that time, I felt something was wrong, because "everyone knows that good is good, and I am not good myself." At this time, I believe in Taoism in my bones and come to tell me that public opinion is abnormal!
Let's talk about Netease Cloud Music.
Music player, a kind of software, is nothing high or low, but takes up memory and network speed at most.
If you are immersed for a long time, you are a cool dog. I will listen to it a thousand times; In addition, it is QQ music. QQ music is completely imitated by millions of listeners in Qian Qian, and Cool Dog and Cool Me are also fascinated. These players have been circulating in the market for a long time, accounting for half of the country. At this time, Netease wants to share a piece of the action.
After Netease launched Netease Cloud Music, it once again relied on the power of the "Water Army".
The anchors of major online platforms generally have their favorite music when they broadcast the game live, and they all use Netease Cloud Music.
"Friends who want a song list, please search XX in Netease Cloud Music"
This network anchor effect has brought many good users to Netease Cloud Music.
Then, it is Netease's best "sensational" marketing strategy.
Last year or the year before, Netease typed out the comments with the highest comments in its cloud music and hung them on a tree, which was well known in the streets. But he is very clever, not that he is advertising, but working hard for the public. ...
(Netease Cloud Music's comments are awesome! Really, the sages in this world have said so many useful words, which can not be directly used by people, but the comments of Netease Cloud Music can actually serve the working people! Really, it is much more useful than the Bible that has been circulating for thousands of years. What Rory said in Buddhism is nonsense, and Lao Zi, a sage of Confucius and Mencius, used a lifetime of ancients to say a motto or two. What they said is useless, not as good as Netease Cloud Music Review! )
And this kind of advertisement caters to the voice of most viewers-is my comment on the list? In this way, everyone commented crazily on the music in Netease Cloud Music.
As a result, Netease cloud music is on fire.
The fire is inexplicable.
To decide whether a song is good or not, you should know one thing, mainly melody and singing skills. The same song may be played by different software players, the only difference is the lossless degree of your external speaker and the music itself. These are the basis for deciding whether a piece of music is beautiful or not, not what kind of player is on the software. ...
Why do you want to uninstall Netease Cloud?
There are too many water forces and too few songs. But Netease is very smart. He doesn't say that he doesn't have many songs. He said his songs are classic. He cleverly told people with the water army: Listen to Netease's song list, you have more style.
No matter who you are, no song can determine your temperament.
You said that those who listen to classical music are educated, and those who listen to agricultural heavy metal music are all Aunt Fang? Zhou Libo said that people who eat garlic do not have the temperament of people who drink coffee. I like garlic, but I was not locked up by the police!
I like listening to Phoenix Legend. What does this mean? Does that mean I'm low Then I listen to Chun Xue. Does Ma Yun call me every day to say good morning and good afternoon?
What songs you like doesn't mean anything, only that you like different music. It's like a psychological test, saying that there are four kinds of food in front of you, which one do you like to eat?
[If! beefsteak
[If! [endif] steamed dumplings
[If! Support list ]C.[endif] confusion
[If! Support list ]D? [endif] chocolate
You choose steak to prove that you like steak, and you choose steamed dumplings to prove that you like steamed dumplings. You insist that people who eat steak are elegant, so I won't argue with you. We were both in the desert, and we didn't eat for two days and two nights. In front of you is a bowl of chaotic steak with soup and medium-rare steak without soup. Which one do you want to eat? If you eat steak, I respect that you are a man and will pray at your grave when you die of thirst!
But eating and listening to music are two concepts. If you let a foreigner eat pancake fruit, he may not eat it because he is not used to the taste. Therefore, eating may explain a person's origin, but you can't say that listening to songs represents a person's temperament. This is ridiculous.
But Netease Cloud is such nonsense. He told you that listening to his concert made you feel compelled.
Why?
It's hard to change yourself and make others respect you. According to Maslow's demand theory, when material food and clothing are solved, ordinary people begin to meet their spiritual needs, but it is not easy.
It takes a long time for a person to be respected by others. He should keep practicing and improve his skills in all aspects, so that his temperament will be emphasized and people will respect him with peace of mind.
However, it is too difficult.
More than 80% people in this world are unwilling to make this change, but almost all people in this world are eager to be respected-this is a demand of human nature.
The easiest way is external promotion.
Wear famous brands, drive sports cars and use mobile phones well.
So some people sleep with others for a pair of shoes; Some people would rather cry in a BMW; Someone traded his kidney for a mobile phone.
But most people don't want to scrimp and save to buy a famous brand to wear, which is very troublesome. You can wear it to show off at ordinary times, and you can't take off your clothes and hide it under your arm in rainy days. What if there is body odor?
Moreover, this practice will make people feel particularly tacky, so the use of free products that embody coercion has become the mainstream.
You still use QQ space? I use Weibo! Do you still watch Baidu? I use force! You still cool me? I use Netease cloud!
Are you surrounded by such people?
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