45 classic funny quotations, a super cheap sentence, how to mix without learning a few words these days.

Do you know why I gave up treatment? Give you the ward.

Nonsense, you have no waist, so thick!

Don't tell the girl there are mice, or she will shoot you.

The rest are all searched online, hehe

1, fart, suppress bad heart. Don't push, exercise.

2, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, ignite and cover the pot!

Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt them.

Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for one year.

Will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?

7. The sky is gray and wild. You eat grass and I eat sugar.

8, the mountain is not high, there are immortals, there is not much water, you can drink.

9, don't worry about my sense of security, you think I am a special anti-virus software.

10, some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but in fact I am too lazy to cramp.

1 1, clear water, no fish, invincible.

12, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

13, the chance of finding true love this year is similar to the chance of being struck by lightning.

14, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

15, the wind is really blowing hard, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

16, if you can't be amazing, it's ugly!

17, I am a thin man, and I can count my ribs when I am sad!

18, the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

19, behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

20. There are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.

2 1, does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

22. You look serious as if you can really understand people!

23. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

24. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

25. I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

26. You are so charming that countless blind people are scrambling to bend over.

27, you have personality, you are not tall, and your personality is still so bad.

Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

29. If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you.

30, the flowers of the motherland, I step on one.

3 1, I don't know my rival or my lover.

32.who do you think you are? You are the spilled water. I don't even want a basin.

33, the fat is so thick, it is so uncomfortable to move!

34. Spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to a leader's son.

36. Beauty is heaven for the eyes and hell for the wallet!

37, the world is cold and cold, and people are warm and cold.

38. When will there be a bright moon? See for yourself.

39, throw you a tiger cage, the tiger dare not eat, you are too jealous of your teeth.

40. My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning the sea, and it is time to turn back.

4 1, the cow hit the high-voltage line, and it was really awesome to bring lightning.

42. If the garden can't be closed in spring, I will draw an almond out of the wall.

43. As long as the hoe jumps well, which corner can't be dug down?

44. In the pigsty, there is no need to pay attention to human etiquette.

45. I went blind just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.