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Play the warlord in the bonfire and kill yourself. Who was the immortal emperor of the Zhou Dynasty?

Zhou dynasty (BC 1046? 256 BC) is the third dynasty in China history after Xia and Shang dynasties.

There were 37 emperors in 32 generations, and one of them died. The biggest attraction of his life: playing with princes with bonfires and killing himself. Subsequently, the Western Zhou Dynasty became the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

This gentleman is Zhou Youwang of the Western Zhou Dynasty. He is the son of Zhou Xuanwang. At that time, the capital of the Zhou Dynasty was in Haojing, located in Kanto, which was the political, cultural and economic center of the country. After Zhou Youwang succeeded to the throne, it coincided with the earthquake and successive years of drought, which led to the displacement of people, social unrest and serious decline of national strength. In this era, the most unfortunate thing is that there is a heartless and heartless bad king.

The fatuous son of heaven generally has two characteristics: being playful and lustful; Reuse officials. Zhou Youwang is such a person. Playful and lustful, reuse the father of stone; In the case of obviously weak national strength, he was headless and brainless, and even took the initiative to attack the dog army and was finally defeated.

Where there are courtiers, there are loyal courtiers. The minister praised you, did your duty, and urged you to make good friends with foreign countries and rectify internally, so as to make the country strong and the people live and work in peace and contentment. Such a loyal minister meets a bad king, and the result is doomed (just like Yue Fei meets Zhao Gou, there can be no good result). Fortunately, Baojun was not killed by Zhou Youwang (Zhou Youwang was a little taller than Shang and Zhou Dynasties), but was locked up for several years. The person who praises wants to save the person who praises, and the person who saves can only hope that Zhou Youwang will nod. Zan, go to Zhou Youwang to find a stunning beauty, named Zan's, called Zan's, and dedicate it to the king. Now that we are all a family, Baojun was released and escaped.

Who says beauty is a disaster? Sometimes a beauty can save a loyal minister.

Zance is a beautiful woman who can sing and dance. Zhou Youwang likes it very much. She loves to praise Alice day and night. Praise is a smart woman who knows a man's heart and leads the task of praise. After she entered the palace, she just didn't laugh. Zhou Youwang has tried everything. Everything in and out of the palace is taken out, but the beauty just doesn't laugh. What can we do? This worries Zhou Youwang. Beauty doesn't smile, and the degree of beauty is greatly reduced. A beauty doesn't smile. Where can the face of the king of a country go?

Wang You was very worried about the treacherous court official Guo Shifu, offered to share your worries, and came up with a bad idea for Zhou Youwang? Military beacon towers can be used to try.

Beacon is an emergency alarm and distress signal issued by an external enemy when attacking. Beacon towers were set up all the way from Haojing to the border, because Haojing is really close to Canrong. At that time, the Western Zhou was afraid of dog attacks, but it couldn't beat others, so dozens of beacon towers were built near the capital, which was very close. Once the dog attacked, the soldiers who were first found immediately lit the beacon tower. Beacon towers are usually lit by wolf smoke, which is very thick and spreads far away. The adjacent beacon towers were lit one by one to warn the nearby princes. Seeing a bonfire is like seeing an imperial edict. The vassal must immediately arise and rush to the rescue.

To put it bluntly, beacon towers are used to save people. Can you play with it?

Zhou Youwang doesn't think so. He loves beauty rather than mountains and rivers.

Obviously, Zhou Youwang didn't expect a deeper level: Jiangshan can be abandoned, but life can't be abandoned.

After Shi Guo's father offered a plan, Zhou Youwang was very happy. Mashan ordered people to light beacon towers. At the sight of the beacon signal, governors from all over the country rushed to Haojing to save the son of heaven. When they arrived, there were no enemies, only Zhou Youwang and Gao Cong sat on the rostrum, drinking and watching the jokes of the princes. Zhou Youwang also brazenly told the guests that it was just a bonfire to amuse the children, and nothing happened. The princes were teased, and they seemed angry or didn't dare to be angry. They must be very angry. But they forgave Zhou Youwang for the first time, and everyone left angrily.

But Zhou Youwang's goal was achieved. He praised a humble woman, who had seen thousands of troops, especially princes, so obedient that she could come at the drop of a hat and finally smiled happily. Zhou Youwang exultation, this plan is good.

Since it is a good plan, it should be used repeatedly, because I want to make people laugh often.

Unfortunately, governors are not fools, but also have self-esteem. Gradually, I won't come.

Zhou Youwang abolished the queen and the prince in order to praise the happiness, named him queen and made him a "clothes" prince. In order to kill the grass, he is also going to attack Shen Hou, the father of the former queen. Shen Hou preemptively attacked Haojiang with dogs. Zhou Youwang was frightened when he heard the news. He quickly lit a bonfire and asked the governors to come to him. When the bonfire was lit, the princes thought it was another joke and were too lazy to come. Bao Si and Bo Fu were killed by Gou Rong and Hao Jing was robbed.

After Zhou Youwang's death, Haojing was destroyed, which meant the official demise of the Western Zhou Dynasty.

Of course, the princes got the real news later and came anyway.

Dog Rong was able to capture Haojiang, but he was unable to rule the Zhou Dynasty, and finally fled back to his headquarters.

Zhou Pingwang's next generation deeply felt that Haojing was destroyed and was too close to the remnant Rong, which was unsafe. Not as good as once and for all, so in 770 BC, the capital was moved to Luoyi (now Luoyang) and moved eastward to the Zhou Dynasty. Historically, it was called the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.