What are some humorous examples in ancient and modern times?

During the war, an army captured 1 prisoners of war. Later, I got sick 1 and my left hand rotted. He asked the enemy to send his left hand back to his motherland. The enemy was very moved and did it; Soon his right hand rotted, and he demanded

Send your right hand back to the motherland. Later, the left leg was amputated, which was 1 time. When he asked to send his leg back to the motherland, he was rejected. He doesn't understand. He asked the enemy why he could do it twice before, but this time he couldn't. The enemy is very careful.

"We suspect that you escaped in stages in a planned way," he said. A meat thief went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped at the roadside 1 toilet and hung the meat outside. A second saw this and stole the meat.

Let's go Before he went far, A came out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if anyone had seen him take him away from the toilet.

Meat. B was afraid that A would see through, so he put the meat in his mouth early and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! Hang the meat outside the door, how can you not hang it?

Lose? If you put meat in your mouth like me, is there any reason to drop it? "Humorous stories.

1 the son of a rich family went to take the exam, and his father gave him the exam in advance 1, and his grades were very good. He thought 1 would be admitted, but there was no son's name on the list. Father hurried to the county magistrate for trial. The county magistrate turned to look at it, but he only saw the fog of 1, but he couldn't see any words. Father 1 went home and scolded: "How can you write the paper so that people can't see it clearly?" The son cried, "There is no substitute in the examination room.

I grind ink, so I have to dip my pen in water to write on the inkstone. "