Please make fun of traffic jams, smog and reality.

My career planning, my ideal career is a housewife: get up in the morning to make breakfast for my husband, and then sleep in a cage; Make him lunch at noon and take a nap; At night, cook dinner, sleep in …

Nowadays, some people are complacent about their small achievements and feel that they are particularly awesome. I am different. Doing nothing makes you feel awesome.

I asked my schoolmaster roommate how to become a learning genius. He patted me on the shoulder and said, "Where is the genius? I just use your sleeping time to study. " I have always been puzzled, and after listening to it, I suddenly realized. No wonder I always feel that I don't get enough sleep. So this bitch secretly took it to study!

The infatuated man jumped down to save his lover, and the lover who didn't know the truth was heartbroken. Two years later, the miracle came back, only to find that my lover was married and I was just the best man. One cheats first, one cheats later. How should they get along? What kind of love-hate entanglements will happen during this period? Please watch the annual bitter drama Sherlock.

Every time I see Xueba, I feel ashamed of them: How did they get into the same school as me? . .

After being abandoned by fu, the goddess was lonely and decided to go back and find a spare tire for diaosi. Goddess: "OK, OK, let's go out for a drink. . . I didn't. . . That one. Diaosi (ecstatic): "Good good! However, what is it? Goddess: What else can you do? Your man's favorite thing ~ "Diaosi (great):" Well, I can't see that you also like playing dota!

Review all night because you didn't attend classes at ordinary times and are trying to lose weight. Because you never broke up after eating snacks, you began to regret it. Because you didn't give enough care before, others began to admire your efforts and sympathize with your experience. But only you know that all your efforts deserve it.

Little brother, real or risky? Little brother: Wu Xie, would you like to come to my ancestral grave after you die? '' ... yes. Wu Xie's heart is beating drums. Do you really want to be with me? Well, I'm a little worried about you ... if we are together, I will definitely kill you. You say it again! I'm not afraid! Will be killed by me, and one day I will be handsome to death ...' With the skill of Chief Zhang, his fingers are very long.

A man can only buy one true love ring in his life. He came across a diamond ring brand called Darry Ring. Very special, only men can buy it, and they can only buy one with their ID cards. In other words, a man can only give one woman a Derry ring in his life. Darry Ring believes that true love belongs to only two people. Many people don't have the courage to send such a ring because they don't know how to cherish life.

When it was relatively empty the other day, there was no one in the afternoon window. A child was lying on my counter playing with a pen, looked up and blinked his watery eyes and asked me, "Why are you locked up?" I smiled and said to him, "Because my sister doesn't study hard." He pursed his lips. "You're lying." I said, "Really, I didn't lie to you." He shook his head and retorted seriously: "You are lying, you are obviously an aunt.