The difference between men and women … what's the use of each …

This question is best answered. A man is a beggar, a beggar and a man's backbone. A person can't do anything without this begging all his life. Look at the man's word "male" and you will understand that slapping represents the man's request. The word "female" of a woman is a dagger, with a messy circle of hair and a black hole in the middle, which is still irregular. What is a woman if she is not long? All the blessings and misfortunes of a woman's life are in this hole, which means eating, drinking and wearing. 1 Men look at women's faces, and women look at men's bodies. Men look at women's faces and women look at men's clothes. The place where a woman can catch a man best is a face, white, black, red, yellow, fat, thin, square, round, slender, broad and flat, melon seeds, gourd, vivid, witty, fresh, beautiful, dignified, kind, bright, gloomy, sad, sad. Often in a face, as long as there is an organ that can express the spirit, such as beautiful eyebrows, bright eyes, white teeth, small or tall nose, thin or full lips, even rosy cheeks, clear forehead, delicate chin and delicate helix, the unique features of a face can be fully demonstrated. Then, this face comes alive and this woman is beautiful. As the saying goes, daggers are the same, with a high face and a thin face, which is conducive to the corpse. If a woman doesn't have a beautiful face, then no matter how good her figure is, it will make men flinch. As for a woman's figure, the man said that she can buy whatever she likes and spit in her face. It fully shows the importance of face to a woman. On the contrary, what men make women think is not necessarily a handsome face, but a burly and strong body. Women are convinced that chicken breasts and shrimp legs are impotence; Get down and fold the legs of the bed. Men look at women from a distance, on their heads, under their feet, not far from their waists. A beautiful hair often makes a man want to drain semen into his crotch. From a distance, there is nothing in a woman's hair that can make a man dream. From a distance, a woman's head shape is also very refreshing and pleasing to the eye. The oval shape of female head is the best, followed by flat shape; The shape of a man's head is square and round, followed by oval and pointed. Ovals are divided into long oval, short oval, regular oval and inverted oval ... as long as they are in harmony with the figure, they are first-class products. China women's feet are the most exquisite, three-inch golden lotus. When these words are mentioned, men can't help drooling. After Jin Ping Mei disappeared, the women's football team took the narrow long bow as the top grade. Women with such feet are not only in good shape, but also look good in any shoes, and most of them are tall, thin waist, round hips and straight legs. A woman with a flat duck's feet must be a woman with a fat ass, a thick waist, legs as thick as thighs and thighs as thick as buckets. When a woman looks at a man, she looks at him from a distance, looks at him quietly from a distance and looks at his nose from a distance. Men's walking is divided into tiger step, bear step, leopard jump and wolf step. Men with such footwork are mostly men full of courage, courage and heart. Men who don't walk like four are either losers or pumpkin eggs. It's called watching from a distance. Seeing quietness is when a woman and a man get along very closely. Women focus on whether a man's feet stand firmly and whether his body stands firmly, especially his shoulders should be flat and quiet, so that women can feel safe. It is not a villain who shakes his head and keeps his feet on the ground, but a slut who will be spurned by women. The quietness of Japanese men is mostly trained, so it is moist and looks fake. Although the nose is a respiratory organ, it is a symbol of sexual organs. Women have big noses and big breasts, while men have big penises and big noses. But just like a big chest is easy to relax, a big penis is easy to impotence. This kind of man often goes downhill after his thirties. It can be seen that women have a unique eye for the observation of men's noses. Many people play the game of shaving their noses, but they don't know the secret of their noses. If the nose is as hard as the back of crucian carp, no matter where the man is; On the contrary, the nose is as soft and sunken as the belly of crucian carp, regardless of gender. Therefore, if you want to identify a friend as a virgin, you don't need to go to the crotch for on-the-spot reconnaissance at all. Just scrape your nose quietly and the truth will come out. Some people say that a woman's body is the most perfect artistic modeling. This is worship, just worship. This is neither scientific nor objective. Women are water, men are mountains, water is gentle, and mountains are hard. The vastness of the sea makes people feel relaxed and happy, the trickle of the stream makes people feel cordial and simple, and the surge of rivers makes people want it; The mountains don't make people know how majestic they are. Standing on the wall, Wan Ren is shocking. The loneliness of a hill makes people know how to climb high and look far. Mountains give people strength, and the sea gives people popularity. We can never say that the sea is the most beautiful, just as we can never say that the mountains are the most beautiful. A woman's body is the most perfect. Do men have physical defects? I think it's a little too short if I have to say yes. As the myth says, 20 feet long, three times around the waist, no need for well rope to draw water. How spectacular that would be! The streamline of human design is inspired by female body, and the corner of human design refers to male body. Without sharp edges and corners, there is no clear line. Ma Pingchuan is still called a woman's body, but it should be a glass mirror. Without men, a woman's body is white, no matter how beautiful it is. Beauty comes from discovery, and beauty exists in the object. The most beautiful thing about a woman is her breasts, big, small, long, short, flat, round, soft, hard, hard and drooping ... each has its own merits. If a woman's cleavage is neither deep nor shallow, then a man can walk out of his body at a glance. No matter how beautiful a woman's face is, there is nothing without her breasts. There is only a meat hole left, just like an abandoned mine with a derrick pulled out, without the apex of life. No matter how beautiful your face is, it's useless, just like there is coal in that abandoned mine that can't be dug out. The ugliest part of a woman is the hole in the dagger. Weed Lake is a mess. If it doesn't flow white, it will flow red, and it will never reach the standard of "three excellent". The most beautiful organ in a man is the penis, and the ugliest organ is also the penis. People in Henan call it "82", which is wrinkled and full of books, but when it comes out, it makes people feel a little sick. This is just a psychological trick. In fact, it's okay for you to get rid of your fantasies yourself. "Barr" is "Barr". As common as a spoon handle or a knife handle. It is only psychological to say that it is the ugliest, and people don't want to see it. This is a reproductive worship culture that people have formed for a long time. "There are three kinds of unfilial behavior, and the last one is the biggest one", that is, openly abetting people to have sex, and then having sex. Reproductive worship can be seen everywhere in daily life. For example, most cylindrical objects are born directly from the penis, and the microphone that people hold in their hands and close to their mouths is the most vivid. The movement of the piston in the cylinder is simply a mechanical simulation demonstration diagram of sexual intercourse. Even some artificial voices are full of mystery about reproductive worship. For example, the whistle of "Bi, Bi, Bi-",when the train started, shouted deafening "Who is absolutely, who is absolutely", and the driver of the carriage whipped and proudly answered "Me, me, me". The imitation produced by worship is unconscious, and you have no idea that you are imitating. Women like the man who loves them the most, and men like the woman they love the most. Women often regard money as love, while men often mistake beauty for love. Women are romantic before marriage and practical after marriage; Men are pragmatic before marriage and romantic after marriage. Women are noble and elegant before marriage, and once they get married, they immediately become vulgar, nagging and motherly; Men are despicable before marriage, and once they taste the sweetness of sex, they immediately become sacred and noble. Women know that they are worthless, so they try their best to hang gold on their necks, ankles, wrists, ears and even noses to increase their value. In order to achieve gender equality. Men know that gold is gold and people are people. Therefore, men try their best to fill their stomachs with knowledge and make their value heavier and heavier. The girl's face is really lovely, the young woman's face is satisfied and lovely, and the old woman's face is peaceful and lovely. If this attitude is reversed, that is the problem. Women always say they are not hungry when they eat, but they always eat snacks as soon as they leave the table. Women like to hold their breasts, while men like to lean on their hips. Women have two attitudes towards men: they can always find fault before marriage and don't like other men after marriage. Men have only two attitudes towards women: before marriage, they always think that their women are the best in the world, and after marriage, they always think that other women are better looking than their own. A woman is like this: her wife, if you are unhappy, she is not happy; Other people's wives are even more unhappy when you get married. So women will never be happy. Men are like this: they always want to marry other wives, but they don't want others to marry their own wives. So men can always find happy things. Women are willing to give their bodies for money; Even men who marry women are willing to lose everything. A woman is as clean as jade before marriage, and after marriage, she is bohemian, with thirty waves, forty waves and fifty waves on the waves; Thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, walking to suck the wind, sitting down to suck the soil, rolling the noodles, brushing the pot and sucking the kitchen broom, and walking to the wall to suck the mice. Men want to make trouble before marriage, but they are afraid of making trouble after marriage. Twenty-year-old men associate it, thirty-year-old men Pentium, forty-year-old men Hitachi, fifty-year-old men Founder, sixty-year-old men Microsoft, and seventy-year-old men Panasonic (Wow, they are all famous computers! ) 4 men are loyal to love, women are loyal to marriage, and their hearts are not at home, so family has become a burden for men and women. Every man should have more contact with women, the more the better. The more contact he has, the more creative he will be. A man is not a good man if he can't catch up with several women all his life; A woman is not an excellent woman if she has not been loved by several men in her life. As long as women have men, they have everything; As long as a man has a woman, he abandons everything. Men are troubled when they are young, sweet after marriage, and hate women after middle age. Men listen to women's words as songs before marriage and call them crows after marriage; Women turn a deaf ear to men's words before marriage, and turn a deaf ear to men's words after marriage. Men can't live without women before marriage, and dare not enter the house after marriage; Pay more attention to friends before marriage, and forget the righteousness; After marriage, I put my friends before my family. Men like to build families, and women like to defend them. Men are good at destroying families, while women are good at supporting families. Men will never understand why women can support a broken family; Women will never understand why once a man loses a woman, there will be no family, and even a family will embark on the road of destruction. Women's strength makes men afraid, and men's weakness makes women laugh. Women are afraid of loneliness before and after marriage; The more friends before marriage, the more enemies after marriage; I like shopping before marriage and staying at home after marriage. Men like women's beauty, intelligence, coquetry and liveliness before marriage, but they like women's gentleness, kindness, obedience and diligence after marriage. Women like men's honesty and innocence before marriage, and only after marriage do they find themselves cheated. Men's honesty and innocence before marriage are all fake. Men pay attention to strengthening yang and tonifying kidney when eating, while women pay attention to yin beauty when taking medicine. Chinese medicine in China has a theory, that is, eat what you eat. This theory has always influenced the way of keeping in good health of traditional Chinese medicine in China. Tonifying food and medicated diet have always been the favorites of China court. Chinese wolfberry wine stewed with black-bone chicken and ginseng, which is widely circulated, does have a certain nourishing effect on human body, but in the development and circulation, some people do fall into a dead end of what they eat. For example, some people insist that eating animal whips can supplement people's needs, so tiger whips, bull whips and dog whips have become men's tonics. If men eat tiger whip, ox whip and donkey whip all day, won't that thing under their waist be as stinging as tiger whip, as long as ox whip, as thick as donkey whip and as long as dog whip? Obviously, it is nonsense to say that Chinese medicine practitioners in China eat what they eat. If so, people who prefer to eat pig brains will not be supplemented? Besides, if that's the case, why do men only ask and women don't? Let women eat more mother ants, grasshoppers, scorpions, mother worms and mother mice. Wonn't female knives be as narrow, tight, small and wonderful as ant knives, grasshopper knives, scorpion knives, insect knives and mouse knives? The races in the East have evolved for at least a century than those in the West. Especially in China. This is closely related to diet. Westerners are covered in hair, especially the facial bones are distributed radially, which reflects the strong wildness of primitive people. Westerners' faces always show a little trace of intruders. From a historical point of view, orientals and westerners must cross, in order to better unite human beings on earth, live in peace and develop together. Racial hybridization is not only to save mankind, but also to promote mankind. Sex has always been a taboo word in China. This forced China people to deposit a large number of sex substitutes in thousands of years of culture. The first sexual life of a person is called "consummation", and the latter is called sexual intercourse; Niu Jiao calves, horses called ponies, donkeys called ponies, pigs called running laps, chickens called eggs, sheep called lambs, dogs called eggs, cats called springs, ants called piles ... This makes people very sensitive to the two words of sex and sex, and they blush when they hear hybrid rice. Some people say that the traffic police have a transaction and the traffic has a transaction hole. People in Henan also call the second child a guy, and calling you a guy when swearing is equivalent to calling you a second child. When a woman scolds, she says that the goods have been caught, and the goods have been caught again. Swearing at your goods or your goods is equivalent to saying that you have been caught. It's interesting to scold. You clip the goods, you clip the goods, I don't clip the goods, you clip the goods. Some people scold children. Women say men are too lazy to die, while men say women are too busy. Women's universities have changed eighteen times, and the more they change, the better they look; When a man is eighteen, he will become more and more shy. Women have thirty bean curd dregs, and men have thirty-one flowers. The woman is forty years old, and Rhapsody in July is having an affair. Women wear clothes all their lives, while men eat and drink all their lives. Women have never worn the most satisfactory clothes in their lives, and men have never drunk the best wine in their lives. Romantic woman, daydreaming man. Women always want to transform men, and men always want to seduce women. Men become bad when they get rich, and women become rich when they get bad. Men look for women as soon as they have money, and women look for love as soon as they have money. Men betray others for money, and women betray themselves for money. Bitch doesn't wave, tooth dog doesn't go up; Men are not bad, women don't love them. Women like to talk, men like to do. A woman scolds when she loses her temper, and a man beats when she loses her temper. Women nag if they don't lose their temper, while men are lazy if they don't lose their temper. Women are like cucumbers. Puncture when tender, everyone grabs. When I was old, it was yellow and sour, and no one wanted it. Men are like cabbage. The older they get, the richer they get. They peel off layer by layer and emerge one by one, and the more porcelain they are, the more they love them. The biggest mistake in a woman's life is having children, and the biggest mistake in a man's life is getting married. Three treasures of women's piano, chess, calligraphy and painting (food and clothing) and three treasures of men's tobacco, alcohol and tea. 10 A woman is a flower, and whoever picks it will die in her hand. A beautiful woman is like a flower. If you pinch her for her temporary beauty, what you get is a lump of dried cow dung, and there is no money. If you wait for her to bear seeds before harvesting her, you will get a seed that will bloom beautiful flowers at any time, so that beauty will accompany you all your life. Beauty is like sunshine and air. Only when everyone enjoys it together can her beauty be the most beautiful. If someone wants to hide sunshine and air in a golden house, then this person is either a fool or a madman. You can put a beautiful woman on your head like a flower, or you can put it on your face like a vanishing cream, but you must never tie a beautiful woman to your waist like a BP machine. Beauty is beauty, if a person refuses beauty, then this person will die; If a society rejects beautiful women, it will soon collapse. Beauty is an irreplaceable adhesive in this world. Without beauty, this society will be like a desert, which makes people feel impetuous and horrible. A good woman is not necessarily a good wife; A good wife is not necessarily a good woman. A bad man sometimes makes a good husband, but a good man often makes the worst husband. Women and wives are very different. The essence of women lies in beauty and intelligence. The essence of a wife lies in the family. In housework, ability is to deal with the internal affairs and external relations of the family. A wife who only deals with external relations or internal affairs is not a qualified wife. Once a woman falls in love with a man in her heart, she is likely to walk into a dead end of love. Even if she retires, she will never forget this hutong. If a woman wakes up in the middle of the night and is suddenly kept awake by a certain opposite sex, then this is the beginning of her danger. The woman who can let a man give full play to his potential creativity is the woman that this man dreams of; The man who can minimize a woman's human defects is the man this woman dreams of. Women will never understand women, because jealousy between women will surpass anything. The only thing that can bring two women closer is sympathy for misfortune. You can't make two ladies trust each other. The only reason why two girls can be happy together is that they are both sad because they have no home. If you don't believe me, once one of them is married, a pair of good friends will become strangers immediately, and even very similar views will be different. Women always like to estimate their abilities much higher than their actual abilities, so women have more misfortunes than men. For men, it is a charm for women to get it easily, and it is also a charm for women to get it hard. Society is a machine, men are the parts of this machine, and women are the lubricating oil of this machine, so as long as there is a place where men live, there will be women, sometimes even though there are few; Therefore, it can't be said that men are more important or women are more important, because the parts of the machine can't rotate without lubricating oil. Without parts, lubricating oil is useless. Young women don't have to think, because it would be better not to think. Young women only need youth, so young women are always more popular than old women. Women are destined to be sentimental. Women who are not in love are always worried that they will waste their youth if they don't get married. Women who have been in love always doubt whether their boyfriends really love themselves and become as sensitive as rabbits. Married women are always afraid of men fooling around, move on and abandon themselves. Women who are born beautiful are often not chaste, and chaste women are often plain. The most perfect woman is the one who died at the most beautiful time. Because such a woman can make people miss for a lifetime, and will not make people lose interest like an old and ugly woman; Such a woman will always be beautiful in people's hearts. There is a kind of woman, which makes men feel inspired when they see it. For men, this is a first-class good woman. The so-called inspiration is also the creator. Instead of what some philosophers say, inspiration is idealistic. There is a kind of woman who can be called beautiful, just like a piece of fat, which makes people look greedy, but once she gets it, she will be sick and shriveled. There is a woman who is not only beautiful, but also kind, expressive and amiable. 1 1 A man is lazy, which man is lazy. When a woman comes home, she plunges into the kitchen, tinkling, Mao Mao, cooking and making soup, and watching the empty urine on the way to work. The man came home, lying on the sofa, holding the remote control in his hand, constantly changing TV channels, cursing while changing, more and more advertisements, and TV dramas getting worse and worse; Or find a newspaper to block the face that has never been shy and let a woman shout dumb in the kitchen. Hey, there's no oil. Bring me the oil pan. Men's ears and eyes are like donkey hair, but they can't hear. Instead, they turn on the stereo of the TV. However, when the woman gently calls for dinner, the man will certainly bounce off the sofa like a spring. The woman said that you couldn't hear me when I told you to weigh the oil pan just now. Now, when you eat, shout softly. How can you hear me clearly? The man said that before eating, all nerves were hungry. Only eating can activate neural circuits and block other stimuli. Every family has a hard experience, so do all men. How can a man be called a man if he doesn't do this? After dinner, a man made a cup of tea and lit a cigarette. This is called a pack of cigarettes after a meal, and it is a fairy. The woman still has to pout, brush the pot and wash the dishes. The woman brushed it up in a trickle. When she entered the room, the man leaned back on the sofa and snored loudly. Women fly in revenge for men's laziness. Unexpectedly, the man turned around in his dream, oh, it's time to go to work. So I bowed to him, said thank you, got on my bike and ran away. The woman ran after the car, but there was no trace. I'm so angry with women, I push hard and scold lazy men, lazy to death, lazy men. After dinner, men are anxious to watch TV series, but women have to pester men to reason and see who it is. They are also men, doing laundry, cooking and everything. Why are you lazy? At first, the man was impatient. The man stared at me, so don't tell me who is who. That's the scum of that man. You can't let me, a cross-century good man, learn badly. Men are a little lazy, but do you know why men are lazy? It's all for you women. Without men's laziness, can you show women's diligence? Women are gentle, considerate, diligent and patient. What else do women have? If even this thing is occupied by men, is a woman worthy of being called a woman? Men transfer a peak of virtue to women, let women accept praise, but let themselves bear all kinds of accusations. It's unfair to men. What else can a man do? Long hair and short knowledge, dare not see a good face. Gee, men are lazy, lazy to succeed heroes, too lazy to be wronged. It happened that a woman's best friend visited, the woman discussed that a man was lazy, and the man continued to watch TV. A few women mention men's laziness, which can be described as a pity. When a bosom friend meets a bosom friend, I can't wait to chop up the lazy man with a knife and feed it to the rabbit. Men are too lazy to die, so why aren't men too lazy to die? Men secretly have fun, women are so stupid, which one doesn't understand: men are too lazy to die! 12 People in the world want to be the longest and biggest. The average weight of a person is between 65 and 70 kilograms, while the average length of a person is five inches. According to this ratio, the average weight of a cow is between 650 and 700 kilograms, which is ten times that of a person. In other words, the length of a cow should be ten times that of five inches, which is five feet. In fact, the demand for cattle is only a little over a foot. A man, any man, no matter what his official position is, he is rich, he is well-read in poetry and prose, he is the first model, or he is a common people, a common people, a beggar along the street. As long as you take off your clothes and lie on a woman, you are all equal, at the starting line of animal instinct, no different from pigs, dogs and mules. Any man is like this. 13 There are two kinds of sexual desires: one is called love and the other is called pornography; Love is praised, and pornography is cursed. But eroticism and pornography are exactly the same, and there is nothing to say about it. 14 men have a kind of woman who cheats her friends first, and then cheats them. Women have this kind, first cheat a friend's man, and then cheat a friend's man's money. 15 men dress up the world as a woman's world, shops are for women, cosmetics are for women, and 90% magazines are printed with portraits of women. Men coax women into heaven just to get them, not to rule them. Men put makeup on women to make them look better, not to love them. Women dress up enchanting just to let men destroy themselves. Women come to this world to contribute to beauty, and men come to this world to enjoy beauty. Men create the world and women create men. 16 women believe in mirrors, and women are confident because of their beauty; Men believe in women, and men are confident because they are beautiful. Men are tired, confused, miserable and crazy; Women are gentle, calm, patient and tolerant. Men are reckless and women are witty. Men are strong and women are flexible. Men are stubborn and women are willful. Women cry, men are irritable. Men are selfish and women are jealous. Women are insidious and men are cunning. Women are neat, men are sloppy. Women are lonely and men are lonely. Women's loneliness is not because of excitement, and men's loneliness is not because of noise. Women want freedom, men want independence. Men suffer because of love, and women are happy because of love. Men are romantic because of affection, while women are shallow because of affection. Men make more trouble with money, but women make more trouble with their hearts. Men are honeyed words and women are schemers. Men always want to be a woman's first husband, while women want to be a man's last lover. Women remember their first lover, while men remember their last lover. All women are fighting for discrimination and oppression, but men all over the world are afraid of their wives. Women's happiness is appreciated by men, and men's happiness is to appreciate women. Women know children better than men, so men are more naive than women. Women can't win respect unless they are dignified, envy unless they are fashionable, admiration unless they are beautiful, and pity unless they are gentle. Men can't win respect without learning, admiration without wisdom, admiration without virtue, and compassion without heroes. 17 men are proud of food, but women are indifferent to beauty. Women say: women are confident because of beauty and beautiful because of self-confidence; The man said: women are cute because of beauty, and beautiful because of cuteness. The most tolerant woman, the most critical woman, the gentlest woman, the coldest woman, and the most jealous woman in the world. Men are narrow-minded, the least critical, the rudest, the most rigid, the most timid and the most moody. Men have enterprising consciousness, while women have the spirit of sacrifice. The most primitive method of a woman can capture the most modern man, but modern men are armed to the teeth but often can't catch a woman's heart. 18 women lie, women are fickle, women cry, women are timid and women are cunning; Men are sophisticated, men are frank, men are belligerent and men are desperate. The most precious quality of a woman is patience, and the most terrible quality of a man is fortitude. Women are a combination of man and god, and men are a combination of man and beast. Women are the embodiment of demons and angels, and men are messengers of happiness and pain. Women are smart and weak, men are arrogant and lacking in spirit. A bad woman is more difficult to deal with than a hundred bad men, and a bad woman is enough for a hundred bad men. 19 when in love, women have passion and men have patience; After marriage, women are only kind, and men are only worried. Men find that women have more and more shortcomings, and women are increasingly grasping men's mistakes. Women complain that they are blind after being seen through by men, and men hate their bad luck after being seen through by women. Because of weakness, women can bear the blow of fate best; Because of being strong, men are most easily destroyed by difficulties. Women's introspection indicates the beginning of men's misfortune, and men's introspection indicates the beginning of men's happiness. Women are proud because women are ignorant, and men are proud because men have knowledge. Women are too rational and men are the worst; Men are too rational and women are unlucky. Women like to dream, and men like to interpret dreams. A woman is an oil painting, and we must keep a certain distance from her in order to appreciate the leisure and beauty in the painting; A man is a house, and he must go in to feel warm and safe. Narrow-minded women tend to misinterpret men, and narrow-minded men tend to wronged women. Excellent women know how to tolerate men's shortcomings, and excellent men are at a loss about women's mistakes. Women are quiet harbors, and men are boats. A wise woman knows when to let a man take refuge and when to let him sail for war. The ugliness of women is often compensated by noble virtues, and the beauty of women is often trampled by humble souls; The ugliness of men is often accompanied by evil, and the handsomeness of men is often accompanied by liars.