College entrance examination battlefield joke

As soon as I closed my eyes, an exam passed. Once you close your eyes, your life is over. Howl.

The teacher turned a blind eye and got the score. The teacher opened his eyes wide and died unsatisfied. Howl.

Hubei: Old Books

I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

20 1 1 Zhejiang college entrance examination question 6, spoof "The tree is there, the leaves are gone; Leaves are there, flowers are gone; Flowers are there, and the fragrance is gone; The incense is there, and those who smell it will go. "

You are there, I will go; I am, she goes; She is here, you go; There you are. Holy shit. .

Shanghai: Dialogue with Nature

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Shanghai: Everything will pass, and nothing will pass.

David: Never mind!

Chekhov: I can't pass!

David: Never mind! !

Chekhov: I can't pass! !

David: Never mind! ! !

Chekhov: I can't pass! ! !

David: Never mind! ! ! !

Chekhov: I can't pass! ! ! !

David: Never mind! ! ! ! !

Chekhov: I can't pass! ! ! ! !

Me: You two argue, as long as I can pass the college entrance examination. ...

Liaoning: How to treat the case of drunk driving?

I drink maotai for my motherland.

Tianjin: composition with the theme of mirror

Mirror, mirror, who is the happiest country in the world?

Mirror: China.

Liaoning: How to treat the case of drunk driving?

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Sichuan: "There is always an expectation"

I hope I can get full marks in my composition. ................

Jiangsu-rejecting mediocrity;

Why should I refuse mediocrity?

Because I live a green life!

Why should I live a green life?

Because this is the fashion of my taste!

Why should I taste fashion?

Because I am a curious child!

Why am I curious?

Because I once thought about the sky!

Why should I miss the sky?

Because I have the peace of mountains and the agility of water ... = =

Anhui: Time is running out.

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It's time to hand in the papers.

Sichuan: "There is always an expectation"

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There is always an expectation-I want to find a wife.

Cars are eager for roads, flowers and plants are eager for rain and dew, souls are eager for crossing, souls are eager for home, and I am eager for my wife.

Looking for her in the crowd, I was walking on the road and suddenly looked around. There were countless aunts and uncles.

It is said that men don't cry, but they are definitely not sad.

Who knows how many times tears have blurred my heart window?

Besides, we are all a drop in the ocean. Why can't I land on the coast of love? Can only eat dry vinegar in one bite?

Life is too short, how can I just waste it silently?

In order to find a home for myself as soon as possible, I am determined to go all out by hook or by crook.

Mistake, mistake. This idea finally became my doom.

I didn't expect that I was in a hurry and staged such a terrible scene.

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When I was at school, I was not good at math. I always expected someone to touch my head when I was asleep, and then I learned everything, but I still failed. After work, I always look forward to buying a lottery ticket at random and winning him five million dollars, but I can't even win five dollars. In love, I always expect this to be the last time, and then I can directly touch happiness, and the result is to repeat the same mistakes.

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I always want to have an expectation and be able to slim down; There is always an expectation that I can succeed; There is always an expectation that tomorrow will be better. Sometimes I am not a pessimistic person, I believe I can succeed, I know tomorrow will be better, but I am "hesitant"; How can Wandering lose weight? I shouted to myself loudly, can you eat less!