What is the modern funny version of Wochun?

The modern funny version of "Wochun" is a homophonic stalk derived by students nowadays in order to recite poems easily, as follows:

I lie in the spring (I am stupid), I smell the flowers in the dark (I have no culture), and I hate my ass when I lie down (I have a low IQ). I'm lying like water (ask me who I am). I'm Chun Lv (a big donkey). The shore is green (I am a donkey), green (I am a donkey) and dark green (I am a dumb donkey).

Interpretation of the original text: The fragrance of plum blossoms in the dark night is full of plum blossoms, which is nearing the end. Looking at the water on the shore from a distance, it is full of green. The shore is green, as green as jade, and beautiful.

Extended data

"Wochun" is adapted from "Woshi" in Han Han's book "Triple Door". This poem was once played as a humorous joke in the TV series "Sword", and the author also created hundreds of other poems, prose poems and modern poems.

This book was written when Han Han debuted. At that time, Han Han was just a famous "gangster". He is bohemian and outspoken. I am not good at studying, but I have the ability to write.

Under the education system at that time, he was at a loss and had feelings, and no one stopped him from thinking, so his unique thought was like a runaway wild horse, venting his emotions on paper. According to his own experience, he created the role of Lin Yuxiang and wrote the rebellious thoughts of a new generation of young people.