Write a joke with the words "Peking University", "Tsinghua", "College Entrance Examination" and "Top Scholar". . Ask someone for advice. . .

One day, Tsinghua's top college entrance examination scholar happened to meet Peking University's top college entrance examination scholar and Tsinghua's top college entrance examination scholar: I, Tsinghua, am the cradle of the world's top scientists, and I played Deng Jiaxian, the founding father. Qian Sanqiang, the father of missiles. All mathematicians Hua are from Tsinghua. Why is your Peking University comparable to Tsinghua? Peking University is the cradle of great political figures, such as Li Dazhao, Chen Duxiu and Zhang. At present, most officials at or above the provincial or ministerial level are from Peking University, and scientists also serve politicians. Tsinghua's No.1 scholar said angrily: People all over the world say that Tsinghua has been enlarged by Tsinghua, so Tsinghua should be the first and Peking University should be the last! On hearing this, the champion of Peking University knocked the champion of Tsinghua to the ground with one punch: I'm going to fulfill the wishes of people all over the world now.