Whose brain teaser is better?

Mao Mao said: 10+4 = 2, the teacher is right. Why? Answer: 10 +4 = 2 pm

2

Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famous greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple in the back. What do you think he will read first? Answer: Nothing.

three

Besides trains, what is the longest car in the world? Answer: Traffic jam.

four

Who is the most frequent person on Nanjing Road in Shanghai? [Answer] Answer: China people.

five

Three gold "Xin", three water "Miao" and three people "Zhong", so what should these three ghosts be called? A: It's called "Gang"

six

Xiaohong had 10 copper coins in his pocket, but they were all dropped. What's left in Xiaohong's pocket? Answer: A hole.

seven

Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? Answer: I didn't get one.

eight

Slip (hint: pay attention to homophonic) three trees, you want to tie 10 horse, only one or two? Answer: How?

nine

There is an animal as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? The answer is: Little Tiger.

10

Bright birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Answer: March 30th every year.

1 1

Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog perspires more when it reaches the finish line? Answer: Dogs don't sweat.

12

Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? Answer: as long as you don't drink.

13

What is the biggest regret after Adam and Eve got married? Answer: No one came to the wedding reception.

14

Xiaoming can only spend money, spending a lot of money every day, but in the end he becomes a millionaire. Why? Answer: I used to be a billionaire.

15

Two people decided to have a bicycle race to see whose bike runs fast. The competition was held in a flat and spacious stadium. But when the game started, none of them wanted to take the lead. On the contrary, they ride very slowly. As we all know, none of them will give in to each other, and there is no external interference. In short, everything is fine. Why on earth? Answer: They exchanged bicycles.

16

When is four minus three equal to five? Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners.

17

Why does the pointer only point to 5 when the fat sister Inging stands on the weighing scale? Answer: The pointer turned once.

18

On a windy night, the power went out. Xiaoxiao forgot to blow out the candles when she slept. When she woke up the next day, there was a long candle to burn. What happened? Answer: It was blown out by the wind.

19

Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? Answer: Because there is no water in the pool.

20

The policeman faced two gangsters, but he only had one bullet left. He told the gangster that whoever moves will be hit, and those who don't move will be shot. Why? Answer: because it is easier to fight without moving.

1

Who doesn't use electricity? Answer: Burmese.

2

How long will it take Tsinghua University to finish reading?

A: A few seconds.

three

There is only one matchstick left in the matchbox. Mr. A wants a kerosene lamp to light the coal stove and boil hot water. What should I order first?

Answer: You should light the matchstick first. If the matchstick doesn't light, the other parts won't work.

four

A fashion model wears new clothes that are not announced even on weekdays, but she often sees people wearing the same clothes as her. Why is this? Answer: Because she saw herself in the mirror.

five

When does the clock ring 13?

Answer: Bad times.

six

Under what circumstances can two tigers fit in one mountain? A: A man and a woman.

seven

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Trees can't jump.

eight

In the pool of the hunting park, the crocodile bit the keeper's hat and swam away; I saw the administrators outside the pool shouting and cursing together. However, no one is short of hats! Why?

Answer: The crocodile swallowed the keeper who wore this hat.

nine

There is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? Answer: The paper says "Don't read this article".

10

What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? Answer: murder weapon.

1 1

Smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why? Answer: This is because the man who smokes is a character in the movie.

12

There were car accidents and collisions on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? Answer: Because the driver used a coffin car to transport people who died of lung cancer.

13

A place is on fire. Although many people were fighting the fire, no one reported the fire. Isn't that strange? Answer: The fire brigade is on fire.

14

Director Li sang loudly when he brushed his teeth in the morning. How did he do it? Answer: He brushed his false teeth.

15

When Mr. Wang played Tai Chi Chuan, Jin Ming was independent. How long has he been standing? He looks relaxed. Why? Answer: Because he is in the photo.

16

One night, A Jun was reading an interesting book at home, and his wife turned off the light. Although the room was dark, Mr. A continued reading with relish. What is the truth? A: Mr. A is blind and reads blind documents.

17

How will an ant die if it falls from a mountain millions of meters high? Answer: starve to death.

18

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. What is behind a failed man? Answer: There are too many women.

19

When are you more sure that you are from China? A: During the foreign language examination.

1

Who makes money by luck every day? Answer: gas workers.

2

A hunter, a gun, robbed the range of 100 meters. A wolf is 200 meters away from the hunter. Neither the hunter nor the wolf moved, but the hunter shot and killed the wolf? Answer: gun length 100 meter.

three

What do manufacturers know, buyers know, sellers know, and users don't know? Answer: coffin

four

Why do Indians eat rice by hand?

Answer: Because hands are cleaner than feet.

five

A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why?

Answer: Penguin.

six

Why do hooligans ride for free? Answer: prison car.

seven

Three people, stand in a vertical line. There are five hats, three blue ones, two red ones, one for each person, and no one is allowed to look at his own color. Then I asked the first man what color hat he was wearing, and he said he didn't know. Then I asked the second person what color hat to wear, and asked the third person what color hat to wear. He said I know. Ask the third person what color hat he is wearing. The first man stood at the end of a row, and he could see the colors of the hats of the first two men.

Answer: It's blue.

Xiao Ming is nearsighted, but he is still blurred with glasses. Why?

Answer: Because he wears glasses without lenses.

The mute is riding on Daniel. Why doesn't Daniel eat grass?

Answer: Because Daniel is human.

Daming's English is very good, but some foreigners can't understand it. Why?

Answer: Foreigners don't understand English.

What is the best way not to get carsick?

Answer: Walk.

Xiao Ming is only 4 years old, but he has become a "father". Is it possible?

Answer: I played house games.

Lao Wang wiped the table for a long time, but he still felt dirty. Why?

Answer: Because Lao Wang's reading glasses are dirty.

"Innate" is the constitution inherited by parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"?

Answer: The day after tomorrow is tomorrow.

What don't people like to eat?

Answer: of course, it is a loss.

Why do swallows fly to the south for the winter?

Answer: Because you walk too slowly.

Of the two bottles of flowers, one is a flower and the other is a paper flower. Please tell me which bottle is a flower?

Answer: A flower with butterflies dancing on it is a flower.

Which organ do thieves fear most?

A: Public security organs.

What is the prisoner's favorite way to die?

Answer: die of old age

Eight birds were standing in the tree, and one was shot dead. How many birds are left?

Answer: A dead bird.

Who is the most frequent person on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing?

Answer: pedestrians

Who does the male hairdresser like least?

Answer: Bald head.

Polar bears eat meat. Why doesn't it eat penguins?

Answer: No.

Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but what about beauty?

Answer: Gum.

Is there any way to find the lost thumbtack right away?

Answer: Barefoot.

Old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why don't dogs get fleas?

Answer: Because dogs only have puppies …

Scissors. Rock and roll. Paper! Miss City sends cloth, and Miss Go sends stones. Why did miss Going win?

Answer: Because I hit the face of Miss City.

How can you have your cake and eat it?

Answer: Keep a bear that can only catch fish.

Dr. J is swimming in the swimming pool, swimming. Why does the water suddenly get deeper?

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What did a pig become when he came to England? Answer: pig

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1 You can eat melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins, but what melons can't you eat?

Answer: fool

There are six steamed buns in two pots, and each of the six children is given 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why?

Answer: The last child brought a basin.

Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer:

Remove two points from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man?

Answer: barber

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?

Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word?

A: This is the word "wrong"

7 Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him?

Answer: myself.

What's the use of egg shells?

Answer: It is used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

Is there anything you don't have to work hard for?

Answer: yawn

10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for?

Answer: dreaming

1 1 What everyone must do seriously every day?

Answer: Sleep.

12 Who is always afraid of taking a bath?

Answer: clay figurine

13 Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why?

Answer: Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student

14 what car is stuck?

Answer: windmill

15 which month has 28 days?

A: There are 28 days in a month.

16 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class?

Answer: Not as comfortable as bed.

17 What can't I drink?

Answer: iodine.

18 which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten?

Answer: I got "0" in the exam.

19 Knocking on things without effort?

Answer: doze off

It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be?

A: On the tracks.

2 1 When does the clock stop running?

Answer: The clock doesn't work.

What books are not available in bookstores?

Answer: suicide note

What is the narrowest road?

Answer: The way home is very narrow.

What can't I eat?

Answer: "East-West" direction

A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die?

A: The plane is parked on the ground.

What are the flowers that bloom all year round?

Answer: plastic flowers

What English letters do people like to listen to best?

Answer: CD

Who is sick and never sees a doctor?

Answer: the blind.

Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates?

Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher.

Why not smash the eggs with a hammer?

Answer: Of course the hammer won't break.

Who can easily knock down the champion of 3 1?

Answer: sleepy head

What is unknown, you don't know and I know?

Answer: The sole is broken.

A man was walking on the beach, but there were no footprints behind him. Why?

Answer: He is walking backwards.

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why?

Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes.

Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen?

Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word "red"?

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn?

Answer: spare tire

What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius?

A: Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top.

Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three?

Answer: It's good to learn a lesson every two days from Grade One to Grade Three!

How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most?

Answer: One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach.

4 1 What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World?

Answer: Step on the other foot.

When the caterpillar came home, he said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say?

Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."

The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt?

A: They are all dead.

What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

Answer: it is a flat personality.

What is the smallest island in the world?

Answer: the safety island on the road

Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead?

Answer: Penguin.

Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away, but the police went to the room and arrested another person. Why?

Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him.

Who is the 480,000 BM?

Answer: the director of the zoo

What can solve all the mysteries?

Answer: the answer

What kind of person will appear after death?

Answer: The people in the movie.

5 1 Who is the person who likes to pry into other people's affairs?

Answer: Reporter.

Who said the farthest?

Answer: The caller.

What has the same production date and expiration date?

Answer: Daily newspaper

Mimi spent the whole night on history textbooks last night, but the next day her mother scolded her for not studying hard. Why?

Answer: She sleeps with a history textbook as a pillow.

Can you cover the sky with leaves?

Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves.

A cow, go north 10 m, go west 10 m, go south 10 m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail faces.

Answer: Face the ground.

Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate?

Answer: I'm afraid of biting my hand.

58 Divide 8 in half. What is this?

Answer: 0

What is the worst thing for people who stutter?

A: Make an international call.

What makes people laugh and cry?

Answer: mask

6 1 What if I lose my ID card?

Answer: Pick it up.

A man is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger came in front of him and a bear came behind him. How did this man get there?

Answer: I fainted.

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside?

A: The fugitive's name is Du.

Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The oldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and what's the name of the third son?

Answer: Xiao Ming, of course.

Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse?

Answer: Run to catch mice.

What does an elephant's left ear look like?

Answer: Right ear

What if 67 stitches fall into the sea?

Answer: buy another one.

There is a man walking on the beach, but he can't see his footprints when he looks back. Why?

Answer: Because he walks backwards.

It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from south to north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from north to south. Why?

Answer: Isn't two and a half hours an hour?

Who cheats others and cheats himself?

Answer: liar

7 1 Mr. Li went to the 16 floor for business, but he only took the elevator to the 14 floor and then took the stairs. Why?

Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on 16 floor.

A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why?

Answer: Because they are mother-child relationship.

Which word is common all over the world?

Answer: Arabic numerals

There is a big and thick book in front of a person, but he can't cross it if he wants to. Do you know why?

Answer: Because the book is in the corner.

What is the secret of 75 people's longevity?

Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.

When did you see the biggest moon?

A: When landing on the moon.

Who only works one day a year?

Answer: Santa Claus.

What is better to turn a blind eye?

Answer: shoot.

Why does a newborn child only have one left eye?

Answer: People only have one left eye.

Which tooth was last lost? Answer:

false tooth

8 1 There is a fire in the room, and Xiao Ming can't open the door. How did he get out later?

Answer: Push the door open.

Light light blue is not sick, but her mouth keeps opening and closing all night?

Answer: She eats melon seeds.

What is the best way to cheat?

Answer: magician

Do you have a two-sided box?

Answer: Yes! Internal and external training.

If iron is left outdoors, it will rust. What about gold?

Answer: it will be stolen.

Throw stones at eggs, why didn't the eggs break?

Answer: How to break eggs by throwing stones with your left hand?

How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary?

Answer: Four.

What's the difference between Superman and Batman?

Answer: one pair of underwear is worn inside and the other is worn outside.

Who has the worst heart?

Answer: People with gastroenteritis.

The guest sent a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But mom said there were no strawberries at home. Why?

A: What the guest gave me was just a painting.

9 1 Never seen grandpa. What kind of grandfather is he?

Answer: God.

A father and son went hunting and each got a wild duck, but only three. Why?

Answer: Three grandparents and grandchildren.

A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say "leave me alone"? What happened to the patient?

Answer: Cross-eyed

What is green if you don't eat it, red if you eat it and black if you spit it out?

Answer: Watermelon

Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day?

Answer: because: people sleep later than the sun!

A wolf went into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didn't he eat sheep?

Answer: because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold!

Some sell, some don't buy, and there are many sales every day.

Answer: threshold

What ship is the safest?

Answer: A boat parked on the beach.

There is a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep is coming. How many sheep are there in a * *?

Answer: It's still a regiment!

100 What should I do first to turn my dream into reality?

Answer: Get up. I hope to be adopted! You can give me more! Then I will be very grateful! ! ! )