What are some jokes about homophonic Chinese characters?

Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)

The crib on the stage-No (Bucheng)

The whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)

Fire in Kannonji-Miao (Temple Disaster)

Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike Ren (a man).

Junshouxing Shooting-Same tune (gun)

The birthday girl plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)

Wheat straw fire-blowing economizer

Horse racing in the alley-it's hard to give a question (hoof)

The charm of drought worships witches-damn it

Bamboo shoots outside the garden-nephew (raw)

Men don't beat their wives-it's a blessing (husband and wife)

A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).

Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)

It's just right for a girl from He's family to give it to Zheng Jiazheng (Zheng Heshi)

Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)

Measuring Rice with a Turtle Cover —— What Sound (L)

Cross the river by pulling the beard-modesty (pulling the beard) is excessive (crossing the river)

Ring the bell and pull it into the air-fantasy (ring)

Catch bees and eat honey-Tian (sweet) is shameless (stinging)

200 yuan peanuts-you have to refute (peel)

Peach in both hands-reasonable (gift)

Buy camels at Huguo Temple-There is no such thing (city)

Zanthoxylum bungeanum is caught in the rice crisis (rice)

Second, the homophonic features of Chinese characters in couplets:

1. Lotus seeds are bitter in the heart and pears are sour in the stomach.

2. Living in a pagoda, watching Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang), but resenting Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei), I find it difficult to travel (Lu Bu).

3. The bird is in the cage and the heart is in the nest (Cao Cao). Hate Guan Yu (Guan Yu) instead of Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)

4. In the two-boat race, rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as sailing (climbing).

5. A hundred schools of thought contend that Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiaohe (Xiao He).

6. You get lotus roots from lotus roots, but if you have apricots, you don't need plums or media.

7. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou), and light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong.

8. The history of the pen is lingering, although it is not famous; Hong En is powerful, don't try to serve the country and become an enemy!

Shi Kefa, Hong Chengchou.

Third, ancient poetry reflects the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters:

1, two apes are cutting firewood on the mountain, and the little monkey dares to saw (sentence) and get stuck in the mud. How can an old beast have a problem (hoof)-solve the problem?

2. Because of the lotus root, (why does it happen occasionally), apricots don't need plums, (fortunately, there is no media)

3. Dogs gnaw at the river (monk) bone-Su Shi, flowing water Dongpo poem (corpse)-Fo Yin

4. The first spring in Xiangyang is always in Su Shi, and there is Yu (fish)-Fo Yin.

5. Tian Shang (monk), a beautiful woman (scholar) holding embroidery in front of the hall.

6. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou), and light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; English: Sky)

7, lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shell was originally only windproof, bulging, orange peel can not knock half (summer)

8. Lotus (pity) has a bitter heart and pear (separation) has stomach acid.