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Where did everyone go? Interesting.

Question 1: Where did everyone watch funny pictures's jokes? What's your last name?

They bet that one of them said, "If I lose, I will write my last name backwards." Another person said, "If I lose my last name, you can write it casually." The person next to him asked, "What's your last name?" The first man said, "My surname is Wang." The second man said, "My name is Tian."

Question 2: Where did people go? Funny qq picture 1, high school math teacher Ju Niu B, took a deck of cards into the classroom for the first time in class and gave it to everyone to remember their cards. Since then, he has been dragging his feet on the podium with that deck in class every day! From time to time, I gently threw two cards and said, "Box 4, clubs, J, come up to do the problem ..."

2. On the way to learn the scriptures, Tang Yan said, Wukong, I'll give you a test. There are four of us. If one of us dies, how many people are left? Wukong replied: zero. Tang Priest was furious: 4- 1 = 0? Tell the teacher how you worked it out! When Wukong heard that the Tang Priest was killed by a stick, he looked at Pig and Friar Sand and said, Who is there now?

3. Go to buy watermelons with your daughter-in-law. Selling watermelons is not cheap. Me: It's still the watermelon. Why do you sell one and a half when everyone else sells one? He: He is also a daughter-in-law. How come everyone's 100 Jin is yours 150? Me: Let me calm down for a while. ...

The secret question of her space visit is "What's my male god's name?" I typed out the names of the male stars and the most handsome boys in the school that she always mentioned, and they all showed mistakes. Suddenly, my heart was blessed, my hands trembled, I entered my name, and then I pressed enter ... Sure enough, it wasn't. ...

5. In summer, my dog got skin disease, and my wife washed it with Fuyanjie, and the effect was very good. One day, my wife went to buy Fuyanjie for the dog. The clerk came and said it would be faster to use some topical ointment after washing. My wife thought about it, and said seriously, you can't lick it without applying ointment! The clerk's eyes were about to drop, and the wife realized that she had been misunderstood and explained, I mean, my dog can lick! ! Honey, did you really explain it clearly?

6. I dropped two coins in my hand just now on the bus. I'm going to pick them up. My uncle sitting next to me picked them up. I thought he would give them back to me, but he put them directly in my pocket! I think my uncle may not have the money to take the bus, so forget it ... When the conductor came over and I took out two coins for the conductor, my uncle took out four coins from his pocket and said, I'll pay the girl's fare together! Uncle, what do you want? ...

7. Q: Why do you buy inflatable dolls depending on the date of production? A: Is it appropriate to find a girlfriend without looking at the horoscope?

8. There is a couple. The husband woke up first in the morning and said to his wife, "If I don't leave, it will be too late. By the way, this is your 800 yuan. " The wife accepted it without hesitation. At this time, they seem to understand something. ...

9. Wife: Do you know why men are called penises below? Husband: I don't know! Wife: As a man, you don't even know this! Husband: Do you know why? Wife: Because a man has three eggs, and then he hatched one! Husband: ...

10, a gentleman caught a cold and went to the hospital for intravenous drip. The nurse quickly inserted the needle into Mr. Wang's body and hung physiological saline. 1 more hours passed, and the water in the salt bottle was finished. When the nurse came, she immediately changed a bottle. The gentleman was puzzled and asked the nurse, "Miss, isn't there only one bottle on the prescription list?" The nurse pointed to the empty bottle cap behind the salt water and said, Sir, you are so lucky. This bottle won the lottery-another bottle ~!

1 1. An old man has never used an ATM before. When he used the ATM for the first time, a voice prompt came from the ATM: "Please enter the password!" The old man looked around and saw no one, so he bent down, folded his hands and whispered to the ATM, "Six zeros!" "

12, a child was tricked into sleeping with your grandfather at night, and the child refused to leave. * * * said: I can go without you.

Grandpa said in a positive tone: educate children to be honest. You can't fool children and old people at the same time.

13. The landlord is looking at the house with the new tenant.

Tenant: "It seems that this house often leaks water."

Landlord: "No, no, it only leaks when it rains."

George is drinking beer alone in the bar. He suddenly felt that he was going to the bathroom. He was afraid that someone would steal his beer after he left, so he wrote a note on the table: "I spit in the cup." When he came back, he found another sentence added to the paper: "I threw up, too."

15. Touch screens are popular in mobile phones and computers now. A friend expressed special emotion: "With the rapid development of science and technology, it is hard to say which day TV will touch the screen." Another friend said, "You are so stupid! If you have a remote control, do you want to poke it with your finger? "

16, a young girl married an old rich man. At the wedding, someone pointed to the back of the bride and said, "It's really wronged the girl. Look at that old groom, he is almost catching up with her grandfather. "

The old rich man retorted, "I am more wronged than her." Her grandfather is only two years older than me, and I have to call him grandpa! " "

17. Grandpa posted a photo of a naked woman on the Internet ... >>

Question 3: Where do you usually find funny pictures? 10 points "hilarious jokes _ soaking in funny nets" 360 search

Question 4: If you want to find some interesting pictures, where can you find the cold joke Michelle Street? It's confidential, and it's all super funny There are many other places, but it's funny to watch only one or two for half a day. Wasting time.

Question 5: Where did funny pictures posted by others on WeChat come from? Funny pictures, which can be downloaded from the "Expression" of WeChat Personal Center. Some are free, and some need to be charged.

Question 6: Where can I find such funny pictures? Baidu search, Jin Guanchang expression pack. I hope I can help you.

Question 7: The runaway cartoon funny pictures has words. Where did you find them? Go to the second floor of Xinhua Bookstore

Question 8: What are the names of these people in funny pictures, or where can I find similar pictures? Rage comics

Question 9: Who is the man in the picture? I always see other people's faces in funny pictures, so it's better to be specific. Director Kim vs Jin Guanchang vs Jin Guanchang is a comedy action film directed by South Korean director Park Sung Jun and starring Shen Xianjun Cui Chengguo. It was released in Korea in 2007.

The curator went to a remote village. Although the village is small, there are several "Wulin experts" hidden inside. Coincidentally, these three martial arts experts are all surnamed Jin and Ming.

Often used for luxury, this should be the most widely used three-dimensional expression in film history. Because Jin Guanchang's face is obscene and vivid, and funny and humorous, it became the first choice of the majority of emotional emperors, and then there was the trend of Jin Guanchang, and Jin Guanchang's expression became popular. Jin Guanchang's expression demand service can be published on the network platform or downloaded from official website, Jin Guanchang.

Played by: Cui Chengguo

Question 10: Which post bar does the funny pictures people go to? Go to Li Yi Bar. You can go to Yi Lee and post @ 嗮嗮嗮嗮嗮嗮嗮.