Never heard a joke.

In the middle school class, the teacher of the course of socialist economic theory (hereinafter referred to as social economics) is angrily reading out the exam results: everyone failed in this exam. Obviously, you didn't spend your energy on social economics. In fact, social economics is a very simple course, and hard work will yield results ... Read the results below: Yang Wei failed in social economics. ...

At lunch, two colleagues don't know why they lifted the bar (joking). A said to B: You kneel down and give me a knock, and I will give it to you 100. B said: knock 200! A gritted his teeth and said, deal! B you look sweaty! I just don't know how to deal with it. C tells B, knock! Rest assured! Think of it as the wrong grave!

A person dialed the wrong number today! Come up and call me honey ... I'm a man, too! I don't know if I'm stupid ... just say, "Please stop harassing my girlfriend ..........." and then turn off my cell phone calmly. ...

Traveling with my buddies, I saw a piece of paper money with ancient heads and instruments printed in the merit box of the temple. My buddy flew into a rage and roared, "If you don't donate this quality, don't donate it and don't throw money away!" " I whispered, "don't make so much noise, that's a win."

A man bought a book in a bookstore and said to the clerk, I want to buy a book. There is no murder here, but there is a hidden murder. There is no love, only love and hate; There are no detectives, but they are always on their guard. Can you recommend one for me? "Only this", said the clerk, "China Stock Market".

Go out for a snack. Halfway through the meal, an aunt came over and asked me mysteriously, "Do you want a girl?" . I was happy at that time and thought the service industry was too developed. I said, let's buy one. Two minutes later, the proprietress served a plate of duck head. ...

A man had nothing to do one day, went to the park to play, met a fortune teller and asked for divination. The fortune teller stared at a man for a long time and said, "You are the father of two children." A man held out three fingers contemptuously. "That's your idea, I am the father of three children!" The fortune teller paused for half an hour and said contemptuously, "That's just your idea! "