Genius stories and jokes in the direct selling industry

Humorous joke: a van is blocked 14 people. Passenger a said: you are overloaded, and many points will be deducted if you are caught! The driver turned around and sneered calmly: Deduct points, you have to have a driver's license! Passenger B asked: Do you dare to drive without a driver's license? The driver said: nothing, wine makes people brave, and I drank a catty of Erguotou at noon. What am I afraid of? Suddenly, the car was quiet. After a while, passenger C said, why don't you take your driver's license? Driver: I'm nearsighted for more than two thousand degrees, and my right leg is still a prosthesis. How to take the exam? The whole car was silent. At this point, passenger Ding shouted sharply: Stop the car! I want to go down! Driver: What did you stop for? The brakes are broken!

Humorous joke: driving is downhill. As soon as you accelerate, you step on the gas pedal nervously. The coach shouted, "Brake! Brake with your feet! " I quickly opened the car door and stepped on the ground, rubbing like the devil's pace! After dragging for more than twenty meters, it finally stopped! The coach is scared silly, let me buy him a bag to calm him down! At that time, I wondered how I could calm my nerves with toothpaste! When I handed him the toothpaste, he silently refunded all my tuition fees and said, "There is a driving school next door."