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Who describes the characters' short stories? For example, clay figurine Zhang Kuaishou Liu Brush Li.

Me and Fast Liu

Childhood, everyone is a rich man of time, profligate. Sometimes I feel bored at home, or my father thinks I'm too noisy and sends me out to play, so I can't help but go to the street near my home to watch Liu juggling.

Liu Aauto Quicker is a fat man, who sells sweets on the ground. He took a small wooden box painted green with him, and put it there no matter where he stood. There is a horizontal board full of holes in the box, and rows of cheap red candy bars are inserted in the holes. He tricked the children into buying candy. The trick is very simple, commonly known as "small bowl nail". There is a piece of yellow cloth like silk handkerchief, two small white porcelain tea bowls and four round red glass balls on the ground. These three ordinary props make him elusive. He has a tea bowl in one hand. You can clearly see that there are two red balls under each bowl. You didn't even blink. Hey! All four balls actually ran to the bottom of a tea bowl. Did the ball go through the ground? In this way, he turned the two bowls over and over, shouting, pointing east and blowing west, as if there was really an invisible god helping him. Four balls came and went, and he couldn't guess where they were. This trick is more difficult to change than the magic on the stage. Only one side of the stage faces the audience. The local tyrants in the street are surrounded by people, and people's eyes come from all directions, so it is easy to see flaws. Once, I saw his finger move quickly and put a ball under the bowl. I couldn't help but shout, "I see it under the bowl on the right!" " ""Did you see that? " Fast hand Liu Mingliang's big eyes flashed at me in surprise, and then he said to me with a serious look, "Impossible! You must be right. If you guess wrong, you have to buy my candy. " "yes! I was right! "I saw it with my own eyes, so I insisted. Self-confidence makes my voice loud.

Who knows that Liu, the fast hand, laughed and turned over the tea bowl on the right: "Look, where is it?" Hey, why is there nothing under the bowl? Only the bowl mouth is pressed on a round mark on the yellow cloth.

Did the ball fall from the ground under the bowl on the left? Liu seems to know how fast I guess, and reaches for the tea bowl on the left. There is nothing in it! The ball is flying? He put two empty bowls together, held them on his head and shouted, "Come!" " When you shake the tea bowl with your hand, it actually rattles. When you open the bowl, there are actually four more balls in it. Strange, strange, strange!

People looking around gave a cry of surprise.

"How, you lost! But if you lose here, you will never be fined. Just buy a candy. This sugar is pure sugar, and it doesn't hurt to eat sugar alone. " My face blushed, so I bought a lollipop in the laughter of everyone and stood behind the circle of people. From then on, I stood in the back and didn't dare to squeeze into the front to talk. His tricks are really amazing in my eyes. This man is also the one I really admired when I was a child.

He was only in his forties at that time. He is strong and energetic, with thick flesh and heavy muscles, white teeth and rosy lips, and his black eyebrows seem to be painted with brush strokes. He squatted there like a standing white elephant. While juggling, while selling sugar, bright and protruding eyes look around and take care of all directions; Always telling funny jokes; A pair of chubby hands, round fingers but flexible rotation, four balls flickering in these hands. I had a daydream at that time: his hands seemed to be double-layered, and the ball was always hidden in the interlayer. Alas, childhood thoughts will no longer exist now.

This pair of extremely agile hands is probably the origin of his nickname "Fast Hand Liu". He calls himself that, so everyone in our neighborhood knows his name. I spent a lot of my childhood in this simple and endless soil trick, in this mystery that has never been solved, and between his mysterious and delusional Arturo. How much wonderful happiness he gave me!

People and things that accompany childhood will always disappear with the disappearance of childhood. I haven't seen Kuailiu very often since I went to middle school. I only met him occasionally when crossing the street. He was still so excited to become a "small bowl ear", with a small green wooden box full of lollipops beside him. At this time, I am a sensible middle school student. I won't imagine his hands as double-layered, but I still can't see any flaws. I couldn't help standing there and watching with interest for a while. I dare say that the best plays in the world, even Ibsen and Shakespeare, can't make me watch them hundreds of times.

I went to high school abroad. When people leave, their childhood and adolescence in their hometown are like closed books. Those beautiful stories, friendly characters, and drunken scenes in the past are like fresh petals sandwiched in the pages, and then become dry memories. Who can revive the past? My dead grandmother, my missing best friend, my mother's black curly hair, those beautiful books that have been lost for a long time, the little white cat with blue eyes that ran away … and Liu Kuai.

In the summer vacation of my sophomore year, I went home for my holiday. One day, I saw a dozen children yelling at the street corner not far from home. When I looked closer, my heart was pounding. It turned out to be Liu and Aauto Quicker! He still sells sugar and juggling, but he has changed a lot. 10 years no see. It seems that he has spent 20 years. Looks like an old man. The wooden box lying alone beside me looks sad. It's broken, dark and sticky, and I can't see any green that was pleasing to the eye before. The hole for inserting sugar on the horizontal plate is the bamboo stick of lollipop, which has been enlarged for many years, and the lollipops inserted on it are staggered. Look at him again. What about the meat on his shoulders, back, stomach and arms? The full curve disappeared, and the sharp bone shape protruded everywhere under his clothes. My face seems a little small, my eyes are dull, and I don't have the spirit of looking around and looking healthy. I was particularly moved by these hands-he obviously changed hands!

The veins stood out on the back of the hand, and the black fingers were covered with wrinkles, shrinking into a ball like an old silkworm that vomited all its silk ... So, all the mysterious breath and peerless skills disappeared from these hands. He grabbed two broken tea bowls and rummaged clumsily; Four little red balls hit the edge of the bowl and fell out of their hands. His hands are failing! The children cried and said, "Where is the ball!" " ""in your hand! " "It's somewhere between your fingers! "In this cry, he panicked, his hands became more and more ineffective, and he shook the cable so that he didn't know where the ball was. No wonder there are only a few children watching around.

"In his hand, yes! Never under the bowl! " Cried a fat boy with bald head.

I also clearly saw that Liu, the fast hand, was holding the ball on the ground when he buckled the tea bowl.

This action is slow and dull, and the mistake is very obvious. The children clamored for Liu Aauto Quicker to open his hand, but Liu Aauto Quicker's hand was touched tightly and smiled awkwardly at the children. This smile, wrinkles are crowded together, like a crumpled paper ball. He almost said in a pleading tone, "In the bowl! I have nothing in my hand ... "Liu, a swaggering competitor, how can he speak in this tone? These childish and earnest children are determined to let Aauto Quicker Liu let go. How can he open his hand? When he opened it, it was all over. I really don't want to see Liu in Aauto Quicker fall into such an embarrassing, helpless and helpless situation. How I wish he could expose him as cleverly as that time and force him to perform an elusive trick. The ball suddenly disappeared and came to my fingertips. If he comes again, these careless children will be surprised to find the real fast player Liu! But he's old, and there won't be another full moon.

I walked among the children, pointed to the wooden box next to Kuailiu and said, "You are all wrong, the ball is on this box!" " "The children were at a loss by this sudden remark. Everyone stared at the wooden box. At this moment, I caught a glimpse of Liu Kuai, a Aauto Quicker, stuffing the ball under the bowl in his hand as quickly as possible.

"Where is the ball?" The children asked me.

Liu went over and opened the tea bowl on the ground. Aauto Quicker said, "Look, it's right here! Anyway, you are wrong. Buy a candy. This sugar is made of pure sugar, and you won't suffer if you eat sugar alone. " The children were fooled. Stop yelling. One or two children paid for the sugar, and the rest dispersed in a hubbub.

Then it was just me and fast Liu who got out of the predicament. I turned around and he was looking at me. He certainly doesn't know me. He frowned with gray eyebrows, and his weather-beaten face and gray eyes were full of doubts. Obviously, he doesn't understand why I, a strange young man, should help him.